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Default New Lies From PETA: Chicken Wings Will Shrink Your Tallywhacker! - 09-04-2013, 05:10 AM

THIS kind of thing is all too typical of the radical left. They will do and say literally anything to force their agenda down the throats of honest, Christian people.

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PETA: Eating Chicken Wings During Pregnancy Could Affect Baby’s Penis Size

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – Eating chicken parts – or, more specifically, chicken wings – could shrink your baby’s man parts.

At least, that’s what PETA is alleging in advance of the National Buffalo Wing Festival.

According to a letter from PETA to Drew Cerza, the founder of the festival, “The latest scientific evidence shows that the sons of pregnant women who consume chicken are more likely to have smaller penises because of a chemical found in the birds’ flesh.”

“Findings published by the Study for Future Families showed that eating poultry during pregnancy may lead to smaller penis size in male infants,” the letter, from PETA’s Lindsay Rajt, alleges.

So, in a city where buffalo wings are a game day must and a wing-eating competition draws in thousands every year, we wanted to know: Just how true is PETA’s latest claim?

According to Women’s Health Magazine, the answer is not very. The magazine says that the chemical PETA is referring to is phthalate, and while research does show it causes shorter penises in boys born to moms with the highest level of phthalate exposure, poultry isn’t even a top ranking offender on the list of foods containing the chemical.

Furthermore, Women’s Health reports that phthalates are in a lot of things we use every day, from plastic containers and personal care products to spices and many foods. Your best bet for limiting your exposure to them during pregnancy is to avoid using plastic containers or consuming very processed foods.

In conclusion, you can probably relax. Your little buffalo wing habit won’t make anything else… well, little.
I don't know about you, but I'm planning on attending the Freehold Chicken Wing Feed this weekend. I expect the contest to be great sport and the wings to be full of Godly fire!



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Default Re: New Lies From PETA: Chicken Wings Will Shrink Your Tallywhacker! - 09-04-2013, 12:59 PM

Well, Proverbs 20:20 keeps my mom safe, but for Kenny Rogers all bets are off!!
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Default Re: New Lies From PETA: Chicken Wings Will Shrink Your Tallywhacker! - 09-04-2013, 03:56 PM

How is this a bad thing, I thought Liberals hated anything with a tallywacker?



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Default Re: New Lies From PETA: Chicken Wings Will Shrink Your Tallywhacker! - 09-04-2013, 04:02 PM

I can state with absolute certainty that this isn't true.


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Default Re: New Lies From PETA: Chicken Wings Will Shrink Your Tallywhacker! - 09-04-2013, 04:55 PM

When I think back of all the righteous killings and slaughter in the Bible (KJV1611) - from the Amalekites, Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivitesm, Aradites, Midianites, Anakim, Moabites, Syrians, and Jebusites, I thought for sure God had wiped out the Phthalates somewhere.


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Default Re: New Lies From PETA: Chicken Wings Will Shrink Your Tallywhacker! - 09-04-2013, 08:45 PM

Alfred King is right--this study is total BS. Everyone knows that black guys have huge male members, and who eats more chicken than pregnant black women?


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Default Re: New Lies From PETA: Chicken Wings Will Shrink Your Tallywhacker! - 09-05-2013, 02:03 AM

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...and who eats more chicken than pregnant black women?
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