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Threw a kid overboard -
12-20-2012, 08:53 PM
Today, I took my kids and some friends on an excursion with my yacht. Unfortunately, there was a guy who was obviously liberal parented. He complained about how I steered the boat, and whined about that I went too fast. Proverbs 16:9 is clear that there is no such thing as dangerous driving. As there is only place for one man to steer a boat, I had no reasonable option but to throw the annoying kid overboard.
The rest of the trip went fine, and nothing distracted the rest from Bible studies.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
12-20-2012, 09:15 PM
Did you catch any fish? That would please Jesus.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
12-20-2012, 09:17 PM
Sometimes the captain of a ship has to make difficult decisions. I'm glad you weren't faced with any.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
12-21-2012, 03:26 PM
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Did you catch any fish? That would please Jesus.
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Yes, we got some fish, and enjoyed a delicate dinner after our trip.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
12-21-2012, 06:10 PM
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Yes, we got some fish, and enjoyed a delicate dinner after our trip.
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Wonderful! Not a lot better than a fishing trip and a meal with Christians. Next time we are at dinner in Landover, let me tell you about the recent fishing expidition I was on with a few of the LBC Pastors.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
12-22-2012, 06:19 AM
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Wonderful! Not a lot better than a fishing trip and a meal with Christians. Next time we are at dinner in Landover, let me tell you about the recent fishing expidition I was on with a few of the LBC Pastors.
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Tell the clean version of that story, Please, brother.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
06-11-2013, 05:42 PM
Ahem, Exodus 20:13. You should not have threw the kid overboard
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
06-11-2013, 05:49 PM
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Ahem, Exodus 20:13. You should not have threw the kid overboard
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No friend, perhaps you should actually read the Bible. Brother lukasekman was relating Jonah and the Whale where in those marvelous true first person accounts of personal triumph and love of God, we are taught he meaning of obedience as is the theme of Jonah and the Whale.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
06-11-2013, 07:32 PM
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Ahem, Exodus 20:13. You should not have threw the kid overboard
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How very rude. What makes you think anybody died? If only you had the Love of Christ inside of you would understand what happened.
Acts 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
Have you even read the Bible?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
06-11-2013, 07:53 PM
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Ahem, Exodus 20:13. You should not have threw the kid overboard
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Read your Bible, unrepentant sinner.
Proverbs 22:10 Cast out the scorner, and contention shall go out; yea, strife and reproach shall cease.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
06-11-2013, 08:14 PM
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How very rude. What makes you think anybody died?
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Brilliant point Brother Niles. Who said anyone was killed?
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
07-17-2013, 11:02 PM
Sorry, I admit that I am wrong. the kid probably did not die when you threw him overboard, But has he ever been found?
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
07-17-2013, 11:48 PM
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Sorry, I admit that I am wrong. the kid probably did not die when you threw him overboard, But has he ever been found?
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But again, this is your a priori assumptions clouding your judgement.
Who is claiming he was lost?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
07-18-2013, 12:13 AM
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But again, this is your a priori assumptions clouding your judgement.
Who is claiming he was lost?
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After he was thrown overboard, was he retrieved? Like, was he gotten back?
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
07-18-2013, 12:21 AM
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After he was thrown overboard, was he retrieved? Like, was he gotten back?
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Friend, children are not tennis balls.
If the child (or any person) loves Jesus and has given themselves completely and honestly to Christ, He will Save® them.
Tell me friend, how much Faith have you got?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
07-18-2013, 04:42 PM
I did not say that the kid was a tennis ball, I am simply asking if the kid is still in the lake, possibly dead. Do you know the current whereabouts of the kid? And Please Stop thinking about the kid in relation to sports equipment.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
07-18-2013, 04:46 PM
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After he was thrown overboard, was he retrieved? Like, was he gotten back?
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I was not there, why are you asking me?
Don't you think he would have mentioned if there was a death?
You atheists don't make a lick of sense.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
07-18-2013, 06:22 PM
If that kid died I hope he at least could have enough time to accept our God as his Lord and Savior, if not, then an eternity in hell will be waiting for him to punish him for his life of sin and for interrupting a godly trip in the lake
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
07-18-2013, 06:38 PM
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I was not there, why are you asking me?
Don't you think he would have mentioned if there was a death?
You atheists don't make a lick of sense.
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I am not an atheist, and I am not asking you, I was asking about the kid to whoever was at the lake. If I am an atheist, Then I would not have quoted Scripture to correct irrational thinking! And if you told me that "you atheists don't make a lick of sense." then how are you replying to my posts?
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Re: Threw a kid overboard -
07-18-2013, 06:47 PM
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I am not an atheist, and I am not asking you, I was asking about the kid to whoever was at the lake. If I am an atheist, Then I would not have quoted Scripture to correct irrational thinking! And if you told me that "you atheists don't make a lick of sense." then how are you replying to my posts?
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As I pointed out: no one was killed.
Anyone can post Scripture on the internets with out understanding the literal message.
So, once more with feeling: 'nobody was killed'.
How can you not see that? 😂
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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