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Default Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-24-2007, 05:02 PM

Thank you lord for the strength to ask for help and advice on a difficult and painful topic. Amen!

I hope somebody can help me with a terrible dilemma that I have been struggling with now for some years. I am ready to start a family, indeed I believe I have found the right woman for me. The problem is that my wife is not from the USA, and I simply took for granted that she was a God fearing Christian such as myself. In fact I really never worried if she was a hell bound Catholic because I always had faith that I could convert her from her devilish ways. Then just 2 weeks after she obtained her Visa to come to the USA, I learned that she is not a Catholic and I rejoiced amen!

My feelings of love and joy did not last long however, as I learned that she is not even Christian, but a blood sucking Buddhist with a strong tendency toward depravity and self fornication. I still feel love in my heart for this woman even if she has slanty eyes and her soul is going to burn in the fires of hell for eternity. Is there anything I can do?

I know the bible instructs me to kill her, but my stones are small and my staff is weak unlike the great Pastor Gatlin. Is there anything I can do? Please pray for me in my time of need and I will gladly accept any advice you can give me. Forever a servant of the Lord in His name Amen!

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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-24-2007, 08:06 PM

OH it's that handsome Doctor Mangler, oh my GOD, he's so HANDSOME!

Wait....

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oh that's Right, it was someone else I was thinking of......a "Doctor Mengele." Nevermind!

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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-24-2007, 11:51 PM

Looks like you should have read Paul's letters to the Corinthians before you entered into this ill-advised relationship.

You shouldn't have married her in the first place if you didn't know whether or not she is saved (2 Cor 6:12). Now that you are married to her, you have to stay married to her (1 Cor 7:12). She, however, is under no such obligation and can freely leave you any time she likes (1 Cor 7:15).

I'm praying for you friend. You are going to need all the help you can get.

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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-25-2007, 12:05 AM

Seems to me that you skipped the important step of submitting to Pastoral Marriage Counseling, friend. Had you taken your slanty fiancee to see me, I'd have gotten to the bottom of her sneaky yellow deception in short order.

Sounds to me like you've been duped. She's probably one of these gold-digger gooks who want to use a White Man to get a green card and then welfare checks. Next thing you know she'll have you eating "lice" every day and supporting her loud-mouthed chink of a mother.

I'll be praying for you as well. You have stepped into a large pile of demonpoop friend. I'm glad I'm not you...


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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-25-2007, 12:04 PM

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Seems to me that you skipped the important step of submitting to Pastoral Marriage Counseling, friend. Had you taken your slanty fiancee to see me, I'd have gotten to the bottom of her sneaky yellow deception in short order.

Sounds to me like you've been duped. She's probably one of these gold-digger gooks who want to use a White Man to get a green card and then welfare checks. Next thing you know she'll have you eating "lice" every day and supporting her loud-mouthed chink of a mother.

I'll be praying for you as well. You have stepped into a large pile of demonpoop friend. I'm glad I'm not you...
Well now I'm truly sickened, I thought I have heard it all. It is difficult for me to see and believe that I have been duped, but for one small detail I might shun your words. Last month we began sending her family substantial portions of my income. Is there anything I can do to mitigate the damage? Perhaps I can bring Jesus into her life through some counseling at home? We do have a basement equipped as a dungeon, would it be so wrong to inflict some holy pain on my offending wife?

Lord take pity on me and protect me in my time of greatest need, Amen!

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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-25-2007, 01:29 PM

Miscegenation! Look it up - it's in your dictionary. (Probably your Bible, too.)

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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-25-2007, 02:19 PM

I am not sure where our family came by the name Mangler, but we have been on the receiving end of many a hateful comment (and stone) by several joo families. I do know, my grandfather has in his posession a fine skin covered bible complete with premortem tattooing.
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I am not sure where our family came by the name Mangler, but we have been on the receiving end of many a hateful comment (and stone) by several joo families. I do know, my grandfather has in his posession a fine skin covered bible complete with premortem tattooing.
Woe-ho! I'm impressed!

Any chance Pee-Paw might be somewhere in this photo?:

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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-25-2007, 03:45 PM

Oddly, that looks an awful lot like an old family photo.
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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-25-2007, 03:57 PM

Did you take your dirty chink wife to your sister's with you? Is that why you were compelled to get everyone drunk and try to molest her children when everyone was asleep? Or is all this just a dirty trick to make us look bad by accepting a skinhead like you?

Maybe if you put your wii down for a few days you would be able to get out and meet a REAL AMERICAN woman to serve you.


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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-25-2007, 04:20 PM

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Did you take your dirty chink wife to your sister's with you? Is that why you were compelled to get everyone drunk and try to molest her children when everyone was asleep? Or is all this just a dirty trick to make us look bad by accepting a skinhead like you?

Maybe if you put your wii down for a few days you would be able to get out and meet a REAL AMERICAN woman to serve you.
She's not a chink, she's a gook and yes, I took her to my sister's house with me. How can I trust her to be home alone? She did cook dinner for us after all, and a fine meal it was until we realized the family dog was missing. We looked for some time but haven't seen it since. I must take exception to the accusation of molestation however, I have no pedophilic or homosexual tendencies, unless of course it's a man sporting luxuriously long hair like a woman, I just can't help myself. But I refrain from allowing my gaze to linger for too long and I never touch any man meats other than my own.
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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-25-2007, 04:41 PM

so your wife cooked the family dog for xmas? We're supposed to believe this?

And this is from your wii-tard post:
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I'm not normally a heavy drinker, but I had to do something to keep my family entertained until they fell into a deep stupor and I was free to save the children's souls.

Finally my chance came, and I tiptoed into their bedroom, running my hands all around under their covers feeling everywhere for the devil's games, but I could find nothing. I searched for nearly 15 minutes in each bed under the warm soft sweet body of each child, but no luck.
How much of this are we supposed to believe? You're just telling stories to get a rise out of some of the caring members of this forum.

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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-25-2007, 04:57 PM

I am horrified, you think she cooked the dog? I never said she cooked the dog but, it is a delicacy in Vietnam, maybe that's why we couldn't find the dog. She really does look like a sweet innocent young woman, oh the horror. Just when I think my life has sunk to the lowest depths I find the hole is deeper still.

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My GOD, Doctor, not only is that "woman" a 'slant' - and you look like such a Good German yourself - but what the hecky-poo are you doing in that psychedelical place?

Run! Run! Run! You must cleanse yourself immediately from this S-I-N (and that spells SIN!)

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I am horrified, .... Is there no way out for me?
Yes, there is. Ditch the slant and come back to God's favorite country, America. Your "marriage" was probably performed by some jap witch doctor and isn't even valid in the sight of the Lord. Accept Christ as your Personal Savior and hit that Paypal button NOW so Jesus knows how much you care.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-26-2007, 08:35 AM

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Yes, there is. Ditch the slant and come back to God's favorite country, America. Your "marriage" was probably performed by some jap witch doctor and isn't even valid in the sight of the Lord. Accept Christ as your Personal Savior and hit that Paypal button NOW so Jesus knows how much you care.

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
The sooner Dr. Mangler follows your advice, the better. The minute she puts a 'Hillary 08' poster in their window, it will be too late. His heathen wife will probably invites darkies over for dinner, too...
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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-26-2007, 03:09 PM

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The sooner Dr. Mangler follows your advice, the better. The minute she puts a 'Hillary 08' poster in their window, it will be too late. His heathen wife will probably invites darkies over for dinner, too...
Maybe even "Hanoi Jane" Fonda who is also Fonda neegroes!!!

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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-26-2007, 08:59 PM

I'm afraid you all are correct. The worst part about this is she's really good in the... around the house. But she informed me that next week we were having some dinner guests, Laisha and Rasheed Williams. I honestly don't know what to do now. My family still hasn't seen their dog, so perhaps Norbar is right and we at the pooch for Christmas dinner. I would run, but there's no where to go. She emptied our account because her family needed their monthy funds, and I'm afraid I can't afford gas for my Chinese scooter. I've been on a rice diet for some time now, so I'm a tad too weak to brave the snow this time of year, otherwise i'd be out the door.

Would it be such a sin to stuff her mouth with our gagball and put her on my rack until she sees the light?

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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-26-2007, 09:07 PM

If you thought that place was psychedelical, wait until you see this, I damn near peed down my own leg when i saw this....... Apparently when the gong has been rung, the devils own come up out of the earth
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Default Re: Ready to begin a family, have I chosen the right woman? - 12-27-2007, 12:51 AM

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Would it be such a sin to stuff her mouth with our gagball and put her on my rack until she sees the light?

With the deepest regret and sadness in these horribly dark times,
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After seeing her caress that gong stick it seems prety straightforward that she worships demons, therefore witchcraft, and the gag and the rack would be in order.

Nevertheless, do consult your local law for here at LBC we believe that GOD clearly wants us to accept secular law (fight so that it may reach HIS will, but respect it as it stands)


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