[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Sinkhole opens at Trump's Florida retreat

A sinkhole has opened at President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago golf resort in Florida.

The town of Palm Beach, where Mr Trump's retreat is located, tweeted a traffic alert on Monday morning about the 4ft by 4ft (1.2m) road cavity.

City officials tweeted that the hole had formed "directly in front of Mar-a-Lago" and was close to a newly installed water main.
City construction crews were to carry out "exploratory excavation" of site.

Social media users have been poking fun at the cave-in, which comes in the middle of Mr Trump's first foreign trip as president.

Superficially it might seem that the earth swallowing up your property is a bad thing (especially if you are in real estate) but look closer and you can see the Bible tells us it is just a sign. A sign of what, you ask? Well look no further! (Well, not much further.)

Numbers 26 King James Version (KJV)
10 And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up together with Korah, when that company died, what time the fire devoured two hundred and fifty men: and they became a sign.

54 To many thou shalt give the more inheritance, and to few thou shalt give the less inheritance: to every one shall his inheritance be given according to those that were numbered of him.

This is a sign for Donald Trump to give more inheritance, i.e. to abolish the Estate Tax in the Republican's upcoming tax reform bill that will slash taxes for billionaires and job creators who inherited gigantic fortunes and who got jobs through family connections.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

The LIEberal MSM is going to try and have a field day with this one, but the inquisitive want to know who it was that put in that "newly installed water main".

Something tells me that there are going to be some firings when Trump gets back into town.