[Father Maurice Lester]

You knew it was bound to happen. American Presidents looking for stature always insist on getting an invite to meet His Holiness and get themselves a photo-op with the world's leading Christian and God's very own spokesman on Earth.

Melania's current husband will be certain to have his personal photographers in tow as well as photogs from major American newspapers... unlike his recent private meeting in the White House with his Russian pals where only the spies from Tass were allowed to take pictures and bug his office.

I don't see the current President visiting Pat Robertson, Pastor Zeke or any of the other usual grifter suspects but he sure is keen to get a chance to see what a building full of paintings that don't feature velvet clowns looks like. The only Titian he is likely to see back home is a mortician!

The Pope, being the humble and totally chill fellow that he is, will no doubt see to it that Trump gets something to eat other than a bucket of KFC and we all know you cannot order Italian Chefs to turn food into charcoal and ketchup mash-ups favoured by peasants everywhere and in particular 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

I can't wait to hear the tapes from this meeting and I bet His Holiness answers most questions in Spanish with a Los Angeles accent just to tweak the dim sod. There is also every chance the Pontiff will ask Mr. mouth-breather what his favourite Bible verse is and there will be a Sarah Palin moment we will all laugh about for decades!





Bless you, my dacnomaniacal deplorables,
Father Mo





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[Felicity]

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Well, the pasta eating papist Vatican spin doctor is back - just in time to be debunked by the Truth®, and we have no doubt that Mr. Trump will set a few things straight with the "new" pope.

Whatever "high culture" the Vatican can claim was stolen from enslaved masses over the centuries by the Iron Fist of Satan - the pope. Centuries of torture, inquisitions, fraud, theft, and persecution led any faithful to attempt revolt (like Martin Luther) and to ultimately immigrate to God's new chosen land, America. Is it any wonder that the high times for the cathylicks have been named by historians as the "Dark Ages".

It was only after God sent the Bubonic Plague to Europe that things loosed up at bit and we got the Renaissance. It took the British to finally break the evil bonds with the pope - and they were rewarded with the wealth of the Industrial Revolution.

Bless you too, my Goebbels wannabe.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

Well...

Sean Spicer claptrap removed for clarity and brevity

...Bless you too, my Goebbels wannabe.

Trump will kiss the ring. We both know it. They always do.

Pictures to follow.




Bless you, my Mr. Sarah Huckabee (Colonel) Sanders,
Father Mo




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[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

You knew it was bound to happen. American Presidents looking for stature always insist on getting an invite to meet His Holiness and get themselves a photo-op with the world's leading Christian and God's very own spokesman on Earth.

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I suspect that a more accurate description of the meeting between The President and the Head Idol Worshipper will be a litany of complaints about the Pope's Mexicans who keep illegally entering the US, child molesting priests infesting our cities and a warning about what will happen if these atrocities continue. I expect that President Trump will have photographs of the recently devastated Syrian poison gas air base to drive home his suggestions that the Pope stop consorting with communists and others who want to destroy America. Mr. Trump may even insist that the Pope resign and retire to a monastery for reflection.

[Titus Templeton]

Vatican is probably the most pathetic state imaginable. ISIS could invade it in a few days if there was no Italy around it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I expect President Trump to offer the Pope big money in franchise fees for use the the name, Catholic Bingo, in his casinos. I'm sure the Pope will hint how much he would enjoy a stay at one of the Trump properties and the President will comp the Holy Father for life.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

Trump will kiss the ring. We both know it. They always do.

Pictures to follow.




Bless you, my Mr. Sarah Huckabee (Colonel) Sanders,
Father Mo




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Let's face it, the Vatican's glory days have long passed yet the dreams of recapturing them live on. There have been many attempts - like secretly arranging a "potato famine" to get the Irish to invade in mass immigration. Sure, they managed to get one cathylick President elected - JFK, but even he didn't kiss the pope's ring. In fact, no sitting President of the Godly USA has ever kissed the pope's ring - which leads to serious doubts as to whether Donald Trump will ever kiss the ring of a communist pope.

There are rumors that your consolation prize might be that one of your zombies, Callista Gingrich, will be appointed Vatican ambassador - Donald Trump really does have a sense of humor.

Bless you again, my deluded dogma huckster.

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

Let's face it, the Vatican's glory days have long passed yet the dreams of recapturing them live on. There have been many attempts - like secretly arranging a "potato famine" to get the Irish to invade in mass immigration. Sure, they managed to get one cathylick President elected - JFK, but even he didn't kiss the pope's ring. In fact, no sitting President of the Godly USA has ever kissed the pope's ring - which leads to serious doubts as to whether Donald Trump will ever kiss the ring of a communist pope.

There are rumors that your consolation prize might be that one of your zombies, Callista Gingrich, will be appointed Vatican ambassador - Donald Trump really does have a sense of humor.

Bless you again, my deluded dogma huckster.

Brother William,


Those durty micks had to work their passages to get across the Atlantic and it was all done 3rd class. Typical of papists, working passages is how they worm their way into society.


YIC
TT

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor

Brother William,


Those durty micks had to work their passages to get across the Atlantic and it was all done 3rd class. Typical of papists, working passages is how they worm their way into society.


YIC
TT

It's scandalous how they treat their faithful parishioners Brother Taylor, if not downright despicable considering the vast holdings of the "church" and the incalculable wealth sitting in the Vatican Bank. As for what they do with those vast sums of money, only once in a great awhile do we get a glimpse of it - like publishing porn.

It's rumored that all those Cardinals and Bishops are more perverse than the Gnomes of Zurich - weekly gathering naked in the Vatican Bank vaults and holding sodomistic orgies while counting the money to tunes of up-tempo Gregorian Chants in Latin with perverted lyrics.

Revealed: publisher owned by the Catholic Church sells pornography
Germany's bishops promise to stop the company's distribution of erotic novels

Tony Paterson - Saturday 5 November 2011 00:00 GMT

Germany's biggest Catholic-owned publishing house has been rocked by disclosures that it has been selling thousands of pornographic novels with titles such as Sluts Boarding School and Lawyer's Whore with the full assent of the country's leading bishops.

The revelations made in the publishing-industry newsletter Buchreport concern Weltbild, a company with an annual €1.7bn (£1.5bn) turnover and 6,400 employees. It is Germany's largest bookseller after Amazon and wholly owned by the Catholic Church.

Buchreport revealed that Weltbild's massive assortment of titles available to customers online includes some 2,500 "erotic" books with unmistakably lewd titles including Call Me Slut!, Take Me Here, Take Me Now! and Lawyer's Whore, to name a few. The publisher's website also pictures the titles' lascivious dust jackets that feature colour photographs of scantily clad women in high heels and erotic underwear.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...y-6257572.html

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

It's scandalous how they treat their faithful parishioners Brother Taylor, if not downright despicable considering the vast holdings of the "church" and the incalculable wealth sitting in the Vatican Bank. As for what they do with those vast sums of money, only once in a great awhile do we get a glimpse of it - like publishing porn.

It's rumored that all those Cardinals and Bishops are more perverse than the Gnomes of Zurich - weekly gathering naked in the Vatican Bank vaults and holding sodomistic orgies while counting the money to tunes of up-tempo Gregorian Chants in Latin with perverted lyrics.

Brother William, given that they consort with pornographers it would not surprise me if next week we see reports of bestiality and pedophilia. The depths to which the papist stoops knows no bounds.


YIC
TT

[Johny Joe Hold]

I somewhat worried about the trip to the Vatican. Our hero President has such a desire to provide wins for his country he sometimes goes a little far. He wanted to get Jew money so he sent daughter, Ivanka, over to the Jews to marry.

He still has an unmarried daughter. I'm fearful he will sell her to the Catholics while doing deals at the Vatican.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I somewhat worried about the trip to the Vatican. Our hero President has such a desire to provide wins for his country he sometimes goes a little far. He wanted to get Jew money so he sent daughter, Ivanka, over to the Jews to marry.

He still has an unmarried daughter. I'm fearful he will sell her to the Catholics while doing deals at the Vatican.

With all due respect Mayor, the cathylicks wouldn't be interested in buying daughters.

Doesn't Trump have a young boy somewhere - either a son or grandson?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

With all due respect Mayor, the cathylicks wouldn't be interested in buying daughters.

Doesn't Trump have a young boy somewhere - either a son or grandson?

You are referring to Barron Trump. This is making me very nervous:

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

You are referring to Barron Trump. This is making me very nervous:

I'm not concerned, Brother Mayor Hold. The adoration in young Barron's eyes for his father, the shorts and the deck shoes. This is a tremendously loving relationship between father and son.

When President Trump makes his necktie knot (with Scotch tape underneath), it shows that he is ready to sprint after any homo-rectalist that might threaten his son.

Really, I have never seen such frank love between a man and his pre-pubescent offspring. It's all good!

I'm a lot more worried about the papists that might snatch young Barron into the "apse" for unlawful anal intercourse. But I know that Mr. Trump will be on top of it all.


In Christ

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

I'm inclined to agree with your astute analysis Brother Porter, but consider that Barron will be on his own while Donald Trump is out of the country and visiting the Vatican. While Barron will no doubt be protected by the secret service, there is always the possibility that Donald may be put under some duress while at the Vatican - these papists were known to use torture devices during the Inquisition.

You would think that the MSM would be concerned about this, and would put reporters on the story to make sure nothing happened to the lad. To dedicated journalists there would be hourly Tweets of sightings on his whereabouts, tails put on known papists, and questions put forth at the White House press briefings to inform the public and to ensure his safety.

So what has the MSM been doing but complaining about the two scoops of ice cream that Donald Trump has with his chocolate cream pie. Sure, everyone else at the dinner table just got one scoop of ice cream, but not a single one of them asked for a second scoop. They just had to sit there like a bunch of wimps, and then used it to smear Trump - as if America weren’t wealthy enough to give them another scoop if they asked for it. Of course they're all socialists, so Donald Trump was taking more than his "fair share" of ice cream.

There isn't a person in America today - down to the poorest person on welfare, that can't manage to come up with a dollar for two scoops of ice cream. Even if you're the poorest homeless waif, you can get a cup out of a trash can, stand out on a busy street corner with a cardboard sign that says "I want two scoops of ice cream like Donald Trump" and within an hour you will be eating two scoops of ice cream.

These LIEberal reporters loved the Obama's, but Michelle Obama was the one that denied millions of American children two scoops of ice cream in their school lunches. She forced them to eat putrid overcooked steam table vegetables for lunch. Thankfully Donald Trump is finally putting a stop to this - but you don't see the MSM reporting on it, much less praising it.

Your Ice Cream Business: Cost Per Scoop Analysis
June 23rd, 2011 by Neil Williams
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The $26 is a good average figure for premium ice cream. You are supposed to get 55 four-ounce scoops out of a 3-gallon tub. This works out to 47 cents per scoop.
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https://turnkeyparlor.com/your-ice-c...coop-analysis/

[I Man Rastafari]

Recent events have taken a very sinister turn. The white man is disturbed by the recent advances made by POC such as the elections of President Barak Obama who is a Black man and Senator Elizabeth Warren who is a native American and now they are forming alliances to shackle the Black man once again. How else is it possible to explain cooperation between the Pope and the Russians and Donald Trump? The Arabs in Saudi Arabia are so rich now that they have become white also and they are part of the conspiracy too. I do not know what will happen but I think that the white man has very much treachery in mind.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

The Arabs in Saudi Arabia are so rich now that they have become white also and they are part of the conspiracy too. I do not know what will happen but I think that the white man has very much treachery in mind.

To the contrary, President Trump is bring civilized food and manners to the primative dessert people. For centuries that have been living on a diet of camel milk and meat of dead camels.

President Trump's chefs are part of the advance party checking on the safety of his food and its quality. He eats only well done beef and catsup. Soon, the dessert people will realize well done beef and catsup is the food of the entire West and will demand it for themselves.

President Trump is the ambassador of high culture.

http://globalnews.ca/news/3465210/sa...esident-happy/

[Father Maurice Lester]

I fear that the young Mr. Trump has his mother's brains and his father's brains. (Somewhere, in the distance, there is a Devo song playing)

Imagine the scenario when he asks his father why Jesus wasn't born in Slovenia and Dad explains to him that they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin? If the child ever learns to read he will no doubt come to understand that he is the product of two exceptionally dim bulbs and that 23 can be a sad number in one's life.

The poor child has but one hope and that, needless to say, is to join the Holy Roman Church!

Once he has had his first Communion and Confirmation he is as good gold and almost sitting next to God in Heaven! Sure, he might be best suited to a job gathering shopping carts at a Von's in Torrence, but while he is a young man he would be very well qualified to help out at Mass and in general around the local parish.

Given the chance, I have no doubt the Church could drill some discipline into him and give him the kind of helping hand we have specialised in for two-thousand years!

Perhaps Pope Francis will tell Melania's current husband that we can help this troubled lad and I suspect his father would be delighted to know the lad was holed up in Rome getting the kind of education money just can't buy. I am also fairly sure his mother would feel less inclined to have nightly head-aches in dad's company once the little rascal is safely in the loving hands of His Church.




Bless you, my mammiferous martexts,
Father Mo





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[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

. . . The Arabs in Saudi Arabia are so rich now that they have become white . . .

Silly. Being rich doesn't make you white. That is accomplished by assimilating into mainstream American culture, elevating one's standing vis a vis blacks (it may requiring standing on their backs) and staying out of the sun.


It worked for my family.