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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 01:43 PM
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You do realize that we do not consider catlicks to be Christians, right? You might have noticed that they have pedophilia scandals in just about every country they're in. To say that catlicks are Christians is an insult to Christians. They will go to Hell, along with their cross-dressing pope. Not surprisingly, the current pope was member of the Hitler-jugend.
The puzzle pieces fit perfectly... catholicism = pro-pedophilia and pro-nazi.
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Catholicism is christianity, it's the monks who are evil. But what do I know, it may say in the bible that you may have sexual relations with male children.
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And you you started out pretending to be a Christian. How do you combine the two?
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I certainley did not pretend to be a Christian, I was one. I just stopped believing later on.
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The KJV 1611 Bible is the only correct Word of God. All other Bibles are bastardized versions. So in a way you were not baptized because it wasn't done by someone who will go to Heaven. You might notice on LBC that our biggest peeve are false Christians who claim they are Saved, but aren't.
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If it is like that, then nobody is baptized. There is no heaven so logically no one is baptized according to your argument.
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You might also have noticed that you can't have an argument with most so-called Christians because they'll just pick and choose the parts of the Bible that are convenient to them. Not so here. That's what makes this place very different.
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Seeing as you are opposed to some of my opinions when I pretended to be Christian in this thread, you just take out parts you are comfortable with.
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You just damned yourself to Hell with no possibility of redemption. Jesus will forgive all sins...except blasphemy of the Holy Ghost.Mark 3:28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation: You are now a lost cause. It makes no sense for anyone to help you attain Salvation® now.
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I just meant that it sounded so funny, holy ghost possessing people to write that book By the way, would you care to explain why you write have copyright on things when you clearly haven't?
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 01:50 PM
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Catholicism is christianity
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We do not hold that view. In fact, Pastor Ezekiel explained this at length two years ago:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7490
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I certainley did not pretend to be a Christian.... Seeing as you are opposed to some of my opinions when I pretended to be Christian...
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You contradict yourself here.
Here you say " It's my right as a christian":
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...81&postcount=5
So when exactly did you decide to no longer be a Christian? Was it before or after post #5?
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 06:15 PM
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I thought you meant when I was a christian, that I was just fake when I baptized and confirmed myself. I was faking it in this very thread, with the intention of see how you reacted.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 06:37 PM
You're crazy. Just wanted to let you know that.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 06:43 PM
I don't get it...
So basically, you're just trying to manipulate us for your own enjoyment?
That's not very (True) Christian like...
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 06:53 PM
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I don't get it...
So basically, you're just trying to manipulate us for your own enjoyment?
That's not very (True) Christian like...
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It is VERY christian to manipulate people. How do you get christian? Your parents or school brainwashes you into it.
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You're crazy. Just wanted to let you know that.
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WOW, I am humbled over that deep and witty comment ( )
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On deformity -
01-26-2010, 07:05 PM
I am pretty sure that nearsightedness would not qualify as a deformity
Leviticus 21:18
or whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
My recommendation would be to use pretty much the same standard as the Draft. If the Army will take you, you can enter the church. The one exception might be really ugly people. The Army will take flat nosed men.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 07:13 PM
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It is VERY christian to manipulate people. How do you get christian? Your parents or school brainwashes you into it.
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Strange, considering that you admitted to manipulating us while True Christians have been nothing but honest and consistent.
But maybe you are being dishonest again... hard to tell
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: On deformity -
01-26-2010, 08:46 PM
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I am pretty sure that nearsightedness would not qualify as a deformity
Leviticus 21:18
or whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
My recommendation would be to use pretty much the same standard as the Draft. If the Army will take you, you can enter the church. The one exception might be really ugly people. The Army will take flat nosed men.
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I don't get why the army would "save" me from "hell", please tell dear sir.
Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 10:15 PM
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Catholicism is christianity
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Perhaps, but it is not True Christianity.
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I certainley did not pretend to be a Christian, I was one. I just stopped believing later on.
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Just some honest curiosity, what made you stop believing?
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I just meant that it sounded so funny, holy ghost possessing people to write that book
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Never realized that would be funny to someone.
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I was faking it in this very thread, with the intention of see how you reacted.
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Not a nice thing to do, but I appreciate that you admit to doing it.
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It is VERY christian to manipulate people. How do you get christian? Your parents or school brainwashes you into it.
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That is a good point. We do indeed manipulate people into believing. We do it for a good cause though, to save their immortal souls.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-27-2010, 07:53 AM
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Perhaps, but it is not True Christianity.
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Who are you to say what the true meaning of Christianity is? Have you ever heard Jahve say anything about what the true Christianity is?
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Just some honest curiosity, what made you stop believing?
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Mostly my brother convinced me that it is terribly illogical that a god exists.
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Not a nice thing to do, but I appreciate that you admit to doing it.
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I am a researcher, I wanted to see if you were as terrible as I thought, apparently I was correct because you agreed to the killing part.
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That is a good point. We do indeed manipulate people into believing. We do it for a good cause though, to save their immortal souls.
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Well, everybody manipulates, just in different ways, you might think that you do it for a good reason, but you might do it wrong, the same is for me. The only difference is that I have the courage to say that I might be wrong.
By the way, I am holywing. I got banned until 2012 and I didn't want this discussion to end.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-27-2010, 08:34 AM
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Who are you to say what the true meaning of Christianity is? Have you ever heard Jahve say anything about what the true Christianity is?
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The Holy Bible is very specific about how we should behave. Those who follow the entire Bible, and not just the convenient parts, can call themselves True Christians.
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Mostly my brother convinced me that it is terribly illogical that a god exists.
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Which logic did he use to convince you?
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Well, everybody manipulates, just in different ways, you might think that you do it for a good reason, but you might do it wrong, the same is for me. The only difference is that I have the courage to say that I might be wrong.
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I am human so I make mistakes. And when I do I usually admit it (not always, that too is part of being human). My believe in God and the Holy Bible has no doubt though.
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By the way, I am holywing. I got banned until 2012 and I didn't want this discussion to end.
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Welcome back then. I hope they will let you stay for a little bit longer.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: On deformity -
01-27-2010, 04:48 PM
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I don't get why the army would "save" me from "hell", please tell dear sir.
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No, JESUS, not the Army, will save you from Hell. I was just trying to help clear up who would be allowed to attend church, according to GOD's commandments. There seemed to be confusion as to what qualified as a unacceptable deformity. I used the Army physical as an example that we humans can relate to but the final word on whether you are 4F for the LORD is HIS decision.
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