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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 05:57 PM

How does any of that save Denmark from a fiery end?


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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 06:05 PM

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well then he didnt create a perfect world, for if he had Eve would have choosen not eat the apple ?
Of course the world was perfect:

Genesis 1:31:

And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.


God gave us free will to be able to choose to make things imperfect. What part of that don't you understand?

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And that means that he messed up when he created Eve's mind

So why worship a god that makes no sense ?
It makes no sense because you are unable to understand God. That's no problem, neither do we, it's just how God is. The only right answer here is to stop asking questions, as knowledge multiplies sorrow (Ecclesiastes 1:17-18), and accept Christ without second thoughts!

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First creating a woman knowing what is going to happen, then throwing her out of paradise because he created a snake that lure people to sin ?
Yes, exactly. He told her not to eat the fruit, didn't He?


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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 06:06 PM

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we are an evolved ape. Monkeys and apes are not the same thing
Tell me, you clueless idiot, if you can take some time out of your self-righteous, smug ignorance and explain to me the difference between an ape or a monkey? The biologist (you know, as in real scientist and not semi-literal Scandinavian drunks like you) who come here go to lengths to explain there is no effective difference between a monkey, ape or a human. You have heard of the word "primate" Mr Ignorant Dorkass?

But here is the real question; if you are an atheist who doesn't know crap about those atheists things like science what makes you think you have an opinion anyone really gives a shit about when it comes to religion? You are not posting anything we haven't heard a thousand times before. The fact that you copy and pasted the same old argument just shows what an mentally lazy, boorish slut you are.



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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 06:15 PM

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First creating a woman knowing what is going to happen, then throwing her out of paradise because he created a snake that lure people to sin ?
Yes, women are indeed very unreliable when it comes to obeying God's law. Sometimes I even wonder why He didn't just create two males instead. But it seems as this was all according to His plan as stated in the Book of Genesis and we should not question that.
Genesis 1:26-27:And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 06:20 PM

Well first of all mester ghost. It was you baptist who attacked Denmark so
[potty mouth deleted] you

second the only thing im doing here is to defend Denmark

third all this Sciene mombojombo was to build a point up from scratch. When you pray to "god" nothing happens, there is no god, no magic man in the sky.
The bible is the most edit BOOK I the whole world. True Dicipel even admits to not understand god, but if you do not understand god how can you jugde i his name them? refering to "8 reasons why to hate Denmark".

And fourth i was really bored
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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 06:23 PM

Nothing if not eloquent.


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Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 06:39 PM

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Well first of all mester ghost. It was you baptist who attacked Denmark so
Disgusting word removed ya pervert.
second the only thing im doing here is to defend Denmark

third all this Sciene mombojombo was to build a point up from scratch. When you pray to "god" nothing happens, there is no god, no magic man in the sky.
The bible is the most edit BOOK I the whole world. True Dicipel even admits to not understand god, but if you do not understand god how can you jugde i his name them? refering to "8 reasons why to hate Denmark".

And fourth i was really bored
: jesus:
LOL Tell the idiots in Iceland that nothing happens when we pray......... Go ahead fool look at the thread and see when it was created....... then look and see when God made the volcano erupt! Here is the link . http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37350
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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 06:42 PM

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Yes, women are indeed very unreliable when it comes to obeying God's law. Sometimes I even wonder why He didn't just create two males instead. But it seems as this was all according to His plan as stated in the Book of Genesis and we should not question that.
Genesis 1:26-27:And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
God told woman to say away during their unclean time. Don't go in the water. And what happened? To this day we can't get that smell out of the fish!
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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 06:48 PM

The disgusting sinful Danes have shown that they are the Godless Negroes of Europe through their joo-like conduct over the past several days on this site. They have no respect for the dignity of human life, their creator, Jesus, or the inherent superiority of Americans. And when they are called to task for their ignorance and sinfulness, all they can do is resort to name-calling and slurs. Their pro-Hitler, Muslim-loving, God mocking comments have traumatized my wife Delores, who has burst into tears reading their hateful words.

By all means, I will pray that every Dane in the world dies a painful, excruciating, horrible death before their eternity in Hell. I hope God obliterates their country and all in it, to teach them for mocking the faith of innocent, Godly Christians on this site.

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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 06:50 PM

And you guys seriosly think that it was your prayers that "doomed" iceland. Nobody died ? Yes thereis a cloud of ashes in the air but thats it ?

Iceland is know for their volcanic activies and it happens regularly. Its not a miracel just basic geologi

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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 07:00 PM

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And you guys seriosly think that it was your prayers that "doomed" iceland. Nobody died ? Yes thereis a cloud of ashes in the air but thats it ?

Iceland is know for their volcanic activies and it happens regularly. Its not a miracel just basic geologi

But if thats the worst you can then bring it on
You missed the point, God fired a warning shot across Iceland, stop the attack on the True Christians at Landover Baptist Church, His favorite or die.
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Iceland is know for their volcanic activies and it happens regularly.
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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 07:10 PM

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Well first of all mester ghost. It was you baptist who attacked Denmark so
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We didn't attack Denmark. We discussed its evils with each other. That's something very different.

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second the only thing im doing here is to defend Denmark
No, you are trying to discredit God's Words in the Bible. Again, that's something very different.

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third all this Sciene mombojombo was to build a point up from scratch. When you pray to "god" nothing happens, there is no god, no magic man in the sky.
The bible is the most edit BOOK I the whole world. True Dicipel even admits to not understand god, but if you do not understand god how can you jugde i his name them? refering to "8 reasons why to hate Denmark".
Well, first of all, that we do not understand why God created Creation the way He did, does not mean we know nothing at all. Consider 1 Corinthians 2:9-16:

1 Corinthians 2:9:
But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.


Paul is quoting Isaiah 64:4 here. This Verse tells us that it was unknown what God had in store for His Servants, one of the things of God no one knew, like the question why Creation is the way it is.

1 Corinthians 2:10-11:
But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.
For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of man which is in him? even so the things of God knoweth no man, but the Spirit of God.

But now that God had sent the Holy Spirit, we can know "deep things of God."

1 Corinthians 2:12-13:
Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.
Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual.

Since we have received the Spirit, we freely are given the "things of God," and His Wisdom, and we can compare spiritual things, instead of just material things, like normal people.

1 Corinthians 2:14-15:
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Here is accurately described what is the difference between a spiritual man (like me) and a natural man (like you). Because I (and every other True Christian™, for that matter) can distinguish spiritual things, I am allowed to judge.

Those who haven't received the spirit think that God's Words, like those in Genesis, are foolishness, and indeed, you said that.

But now we have still one Verse left:

1 Corinthians 2:16:
For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.

Again, it tells that no one has known the mind of the Lord, but now, we have the "mind of Christ," which means that we think and behave like Jesus did. Do you need any more proof that we are perfectly allowed to judge Denmark?


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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 07:13 PM

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And you guys seriosly think that it was your prayers that "doomed" iceland. Nobody died ? Yes thereis a cloud of ashes in the air but thats it ?

Iceland is know for their volcanic activies and it happens regularly. Its not a miracel just basic geologi

But if thats the worst you can then bring it on
Well, the volcano in Iceland hadn't erupted in 200 years. But now, one month after we started praying, it erupted. Do you know how small the odds of that happening are? The odds of the thing erupting at all aren't large, let alone the odds of the thing erupting right after we started praying!


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
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Iceland is know for their volcanic activies and it happens regularly. Its not a miracel just basic geologi

But if thats the worst you can then bring it on
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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 07:31 PM

John 12:47 : As for the person who hears my words but does not keep them, I do not judge him. For I did not come to judge the world, but to save it.

Funny? the bible tells you something different here ?

You say you have the mind of Christ ? then why do you hate gays, jesus doesen't talk about gays ?

I thought it would a pretty important topic if i were jesus, also because you bible-bashing baptist are so occupied protesting against it.

My point with this is, you can fit your interpretation of the bible to justify any action youre making. (hating Denmark fx)

and my interpretation is that you should judging a country you know nothing about
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You say you have the mind of Christ ? then why do you hate gays, jesus doesen't talk about gays ?
Honestly, if you are that willfully pig-dumb about the numerous prohibitions in The Bible against homosexuality then what is the point in talking to you? Do you seriously think we make this up? We talk about this in this forum in NUMEROUS threds.

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Default Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. - 06-03-2010, 07:43 PM

Yes i know mester ghost.

But JESUS dosent ? I never said that the bible wasen't against gay? i just said that JESUS didn't talk about it. And aparantly you guys think its a important topic but jesus didn't?
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John 12:47 : As for the person who hears my words but does not keep them, I do not judge him. For I did not come to judge the world, but to save it.

Funny? the bible tells you something different here ?
Are you suggesting the Holy Bible would be internally inconsistent? Jesus hates that!

Additionally, you are quoting the wrong Bible Version, we only use the KJV here:

John 12:47:
And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.


To answer your question, when Jesus was on Earth, He didn't judge people, yet. When Jesus returns, however He will certainly exert judgment over people:

Matthew 25:31-36, 40-42, 45-46:
When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:
And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
...
And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:
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Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

If this isn't Jesus judging people, what is?

And as 1 Corinthians 2:9-16 is very clear about this, we are allowed to judge.

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You say you have the mind of Christ ? then why do you hate gays, jesus doesen't talk about gays ?
He does, as He tells us to keep the Law:

Matthew 5:17-18:

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

And the Law states:

Leviticus 20:13:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


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I thought it would a pretty important topic if i were jesus, also because you bible-bashing baptist are so occupied protesting against it.
Well, as I've shown, Jesus condemned homosexuality in Matthew 5:18.

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My point with this is, you can fit your interpretation of the bible to justify any action youre making. (hating Denmark fx)
No, you're wrong. You see, you commit the same sins as many countries in the Bible do, for which those countries were condemned, so there is a precedent. And remember, we are allowed to judge.

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and my interpretation is that you should judging a country you know nothing about
We don't care about your interpretation. We do what the Bible says.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
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Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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