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Dumb things wives/women say! -
08-13-2018, 03:59 PM
Friends,
In an effort to share in True Christian™ mens suffrage, I have created this support thread to deal with the dumb (or unChristian things) the women in our lives say or do. I'll share first:
At dinner the last night, out of the blue, Abigail looks right at me and proclaims:
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"John, I resent the fact I was raped by you, impregnated and forced to marry you! BY MY OWN PARENTS!!!"
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As you can imagine, I was dumbfounded, shocked and downright hurt. I explained to her, lovingly, that I carefully chose her to rape, knowing she was the one for me. I didn't hide in the thorn bushes outside the Knoxville Baptist Womens Auxilery for hours without careful consideration. Abigail had refused my advances on more than one occasion so the rape bond was naturally the True Christian™ solution of making her mine...for life!!.
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Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
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See, too many men rape women carelessly and end up in dysfunctional marriages - it's incredibly sad. Look at Hubert Dowry and his ex-wife; he had to lock her up in the basement as she constantly tried to leave. Why? He hated her, she hated him and both resented the rape bond (it was not well thought out). She eventually did leave after she was found hanging from her own tea towels. Sad that she is burning in hell, but Hubert seems to be a lot more happy these days knowing she won't be in heaven to pester him for eternity.
So I don't get where Abigail is coming from. We have two beautiful sons, I have provided (as long as she obeys and submits to my will Ephesians 5:22-33) and I even spent my hard earned money on this portable Menstra-hut so she doesn't have to spend her unclean time (Leviticus 15:19) in the back yard wood shack!!!
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
08-13-2018, 05:47 PM
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
08-13-2018, 11:20 PM
"No." (Ephesians 5:22)
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
08-13-2018, 11:21 PM
How terrible! I know my dear husband waited for me until he was sure. He then raped me only because he knew my father would object. Of course, he took me out into a field so no one could hear me scream and then he happily paid the bride price. That's what men in love do, isn't it?
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
08-14-2018, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
So I don't get where Abigail is coming from. We have two beautiful sons, I have provided (as long as she obeys and submits to my will Ephesians 5:22-33) and I even spent my hard earned money on this portable Menstra-hut so she doesn't have to spend her unclean time (Leviticus 15:19) in the back yard wood shack!!!
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Brother, my condolences. I shall certainly keep you in my prayers. I do wonder, if you don't mind, has Abigail's behavior changed recently? If so, you might consider if she's been approached by liberal feminazis lately. I say this because there is a trend among that kind to indoctrinate the simple Christian woman through seemingly innocuous ideas, like "equality" and "respect" and "empowerment." Thanks to college educated and liberal women, our society now suffers from: college false rape allegations
mass migration from shithole countries
divorce rape
school shooters
fines for not wearing bicycle helmets
consumerism
wages cut in half
herpes
fat acceptance
safe spaces
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
08-15-2018, 09:00 PM
As many of you know, I was married to my wife, Mrs. Hutchins for a terribly long time until she disappeared one day about a year ago.
When we first married, she would blather on and on about something or other, it got to where I could not think.
1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1st Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
It took me a while (a few months probably) before I got the woman to stop all the cackling (I swear, it sounded like chickens). She managed to replace the constant yabbering with sobs.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
After a year or so, the sobs went away and she finally became a dutiful wife, with child almost all of the time and nearly everyone born alive.
So to be honest, I really have no idea what dumb things wives say. I simply have more important things to do like thank Jesus and Pray.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
04-25-2020, 10:21 AM
I hope you rot in hell you abomination you piffleer you know you are threatened by females that's why you want to lock them up cause you know if every women is thriving in her career yours would be over. You misogynist ***unpleasantries removed by your friendly moderator***. You should be ***empty but quite unreasonable threats removed by your friendly moderator***.
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
04-25-2020, 12:58 PM
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I hope you rot in hell you abomination you piffleer you know you are threatened by females that's why you want to lock them up cause you know if every women is thriving in her career yours would be over. You misogynist ***unpleasantries removed by your friendly moderator***. You should be ***empty but quite unreasonable threats removed by your friendly moderator***.
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Well!
We certainly do not have to ask where you are in the fertility cycle do we?
I suggest getting a husband that will tolerate your existence, have babies and become proficient at cooking and cleaning.
Master the art of listening and not that constant female dumb clucking.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
04-25-2020, 01:37 PM
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I hope you rot in hell you abomination you piffleer you know you are threatened by females that's why you want to lock them up cause you know if every women is thriving in her career yours would be over. You misogynist ***unpleasantries removed by your friendly moderator***. You should be ***empty but quite unreasonable threats removed by your friendly moderator***.
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You seem angry.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
04-25-2020, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Obedientwife
I hope you rot in hell you abomination you piffleer you know you are threatened by females that's why you want to lock them up cause you know if every women is thriving in her career yours would be over. You misogynist ***unpleasantries removed by your friendly moderator***. You should be ***empty but quite unreasonable threats removed by your friendly moderator***.
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The irony of your username
Perhaps you should keep 1 Timothy 2:11-12 in mind
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 6:23 Peace be to the brethren, and love with faith, from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.
24 Grace be with all them that love our Lord Jesus Christ in sincerity. Amen.
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
04-25-2020, 11:12 PM
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I hope you rot in hell you abomination you piffleer you know you are threatened by females that's why you want to lock them up cause you know if every women is thriving in her career yours would be over. You misogynist ***unpleasantries removed by your friendly moderator***. You should be ***empty but quite unreasonable threats removed by your friendly moderator***.
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Dear Miss UnpleasantWife: I will be thanking you to apologize -- immediately -- to our excellent and much-beloved for cluttering up with your disgusting, potty-mouthed remarks. Why, you ought to have your mouth washed out with soap for those horrid comments, and then to have it disinfected according to the instruction of our -sent President Trump.
Whilst you are entitled to your opinion, this is no way to express yourself -- not when you are privileged to be in the company of some of the finest servants of the .
If I were you, Miss, I would take the words of the very seriously!
Ecclesiastes 12:13,14:
13 Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
14 For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.
Revelation 3:3 "Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee."
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
04-26-2020, 01:41 AM
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I hope you rot in hell you abomination you piffleer you know you are threatened by females that's why you want to lock them up cause you know if every women is thriving in her career yours would be over. You misogynist ***unpleasantries removed by your friendly moderator***. You should be ***empty but quite unreasonable threats removed by your friendly moderator***.
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Wow, you're not an obedient wife, are you? I bet your husband doesn't even know you're on this forum!
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
04-26-2020, 03:24 AM
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Wow, you're not an obedient wife, are you? I bet your husband doesn't even know you're on this forum!
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With such unpleasant attitudes although she may be a wife doesn't mean she's married to a husband. It's so sad when God's morality is rejected, as is evidently the case, the alternatives devoid of any reference point leave so much to be desired.
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
05-25-2020, 01:40 AM
I've noticed whenever women relatives talk to me it goes something like this:
Woman: *starts playing Candy Crush*
Woman: You know that person you don't like...
Woman: Who's on that TV show you don't watch...
Woman: They posted on this social media forum you don't read...
Woman: About something you're not interested in...
Woman: ...
Woman: I SAID: "YOU KNOW THAT PERSON YOU DON'T LIKE..."
It's more annoying than dumb I suppose, especially after the first hour.
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
05-25-2020, 08:09 PM
I do not think women are stupid or dumb. It is just that they never say anything worthwhile.
Like discussing the relative compression ratio with a 14:1 static set of pistons in an engine with 289 Vs. 302 degrees of overlap. The effect the chamber has and how its' shape affects the flame front.
I do not need to know the details of a baked chicken. Just put it on my plate. Is that so hard?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
05-26-2020, 12:00 AM
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I do not think women are stupid or dumb. It is just that they never say anything worthwhile.
Like discussing the relative compression ratio with a 14:1 static set of pistons in an engine with 289 Vs. 302 degrees of overlap. The effect the chamber has and how its' shape affects the flame front.
I do not need to know the details of a baked chicken. Just put it on my plate. Is that so hard?
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Not hard at all. So you go with the 14:1 do you? Interesting.
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
05-26-2020, 02:37 PM
Even more evidence for women being less smart than men. All those deny it just deny facts, science and God.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
05-30-2020, 05:01 PM
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A former ven (a friend) once said to her boyfriend, "Honey, you deserve all the riches in the world. I love you." Two years after they wed, the whore cheated on him, and he made her disappear, took her lifesavings too.
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Well what did you expect? No man ever married a woman for her expensive tastes and knowledge of designer purses. Once they were married he tightened the strings, as is his right.
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05-31-2020, 12:04 AM
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Not hard at all. So you go with the 14:1 do you? Interesting.
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Well, it depends on the availability of toluene.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Dumb things wives/women say! -
06-02-2020, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
Friends,
In an effort to share in True Christian™ mens suffrage, I have created this support thread to deal with the dumb (or unChristian things) the women in our lives say or do. I'll share first:
At dinner the last night, out of the blue, Abigail looks right at me and proclaims:
As you can imagine, I was dumbfounded, shocked and downright hurt. I explained to her, lovingly, that I carefully chose her to rape, knowing she was the one for me. I didn't hide in the thorn bushes outside the Knoxville Baptist Womens Auxilery for hours without careful consideration. Abigail had refused my advances on more than one occasion so the rape bond was naturally the True Christian™ solution of making her mine...for life!!.
See, too many men rape women carelessly and end up in dysfunctional marriages - it's incredibly sad. Look at Hubert Dowry and his ex-wife; he had to lock her up in the basement as she constantly tried to leave. Why? He hated her, she hated him and both resented the rape bond (it was not well thought out). She eventually did leave after she was found hanging from her own tea towels. Sad that she is burning in hell, but Hubert seems to be a lot more happy these days knowing she won't be in heaven to pester him for eternity.
So I don't get where Abigail is coming from. We have two beautiful sons, I have provided (as long as she obeys and submits to my will Ephesians 5:22-33) and I even spent my hard earned money on this portable Menstra-hut so she doesn't have to spend her unclean time (Leviticus 15:19) in the back yard wood shack!!!
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I’m just a Christian but man , you guys are insane ,I have been here for 2 minutes and you guys are sexist , homophobic and racist. If god actually exists than I’m pretty sure he would want hate to curtain people just because they are who they are
Last edited by Basilissa; 06-02-2020 at 03:46 PM.
Reason: fixed broken quote. You're welcome.
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