[BrotherLarry]

Friends,


As your go-to individual for all things homer, I want to conduct investigations into whether or not following the teachings of the Roman Catholic Church leads to being a Lisbon or a Homer gay. In just the first few hours of my research, I believe these two items are correlational and support my hypothesis:


1. Homers are often on their knees. Yes, ALL Christians should pray before GOD in a respectful manner, but in the Roman church, one finds "kneelers," which are explained to be helpful for the constant up and down one finds while "celebrating" Mass. However, would it not be just as convenient for someone to kneel while another person in the pew in front turns around, enticing gay activity? I think so.


2. The "confessional," which is an absolutely unnecessary enclosure where one spends private time with likely homer priests while rambling on about what they did Saturday night and will likely do the following night: Most have sliding doors which the priest opens to better hear the person's confession. Or is it just a fancy glory hole, the sordid opening found in some restrooms and adult book stores to facilitate abominations against GOD?


As you can see, overwhelming evidence has appeared already. As I continue to seek out homer Catholics and their hidden agenda, I hope that I can count on you to provide evidence as well and also I pray that you'll provide support through comment and prayer. If anyone can get to the bottom, I can. Oh, Praise Jesus!


BrotherLarry

[MitzaLizalor]

One aspect worth noting is that if any other employer prohibited staff from marrying they'd be dragged over the coals and probably shut down for good. They do make exceptions for Episcopal or Lutheran clergymen who are already married, who convert to catholicism and become (or remain) priests. I'm not sure of the exact terminology. My point being that such an employer is unlikely to attract any normal applicants, just those having no interest (in marriage) to start with.

Such restrictive employment policies are far more likely to qualify as causation than simple correlation. It mystifies me how any Christian country can make an exception for Romish catholicism in this matter.

So in answer to the question, as far as it goes, Roman Catholic employment policies sure promote a homosexual clergy simply by weeding out normal people at square one. This does not entirely address your question but is an important detail.

[Elmer G. White]

"Does Catholicism Cause Homosexuality?" A valid question and a nice strong correlation provided by Brother Larry. But... correlation is not necessarily causation. We should ask the opposite question.

Did homosexuality Cause Catholicism?

Essentially, the answer is an affirmative "Yes, it did!". How can we know? The chain of logic is iron-clad and beautiful in its Biblical simplicity while terrible in its constant opposition to Jesus.

Homosexuality has been around since the Fall (Genesis 3:6). We know this because during the OT times homosexuality was a constant threat that had to be fought in a ruthless and vigilant manner, as follows:

• 1 Kings 22:46 - And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.
• 2 Kings 23:7 - And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

During the era of the New Testament, sodomites continued to swarm and by that time, they were aware of the peril that their lifestyle choices put them into. It was fatal to be a sodomite.

• Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

It is possible that the homosexuals felt a thaw, a relief during the early days of Jesus's ministry, as Christ healed the gay lover of a Roman officer.

Matthew 8:9
The centurion answered and said, Lord, I am not worthy that thou shouldest come under my roof: but speak the word only, and my servant shall be healed.

The centurion uses the word παῖς, a child, a servant, but also (unfortunately) sometimes a gay "lover". However, these happy days of renewed sodomistic vigor were soon over as Paul (bless him!) took the reins and showed the World the True™ Nature of sodomy. What did the worst offenders of that era do? Paul gives us the answer

• Romans 1:25 - Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

Bad things, undoubtedly. How did these evil lies manifest themselves?

• Romans 1:27 - And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Thus, worshiping the Creature (such as Mary, a "Saint" or a "Padre") more than Jesus, they became horrendous, They chose sodomy for the all-empowering pleasure that a male orifice can offer another man.

Situation 70 AD: Sodomites are desperate. Jesus fooled them Big Time (2 Thessalonians 2:11 tells us how). They became worshipers of lies. How would such a population survive? It would be impossible in the open: they would be seized and brought unto Justice. They had to go into hiding. They had to find a sanctuary, where they could continue their vile pleasures in open daylight without raising suspicions.

What is the institution that until recently has been able to engage in all kinds of unnatural sodomy - AND still received enormous funding, wealth and power!




Based on all this, it is proven beyond any doubt, reasonable or irrational, that sodomites invented the Catholic Church as a facade for their catamite collection. It has proven to be the ultimate decoy of the 6500 years of Earth's History. Only with us True Christians™ finally exposing Catholicism as what it is, can some of the poor victims of this cult gain a ticket to Heaven.

Q.E.D.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

Are you saying that "nuns" are complicit in this abomination, or exempt from?

the Bon Secours Sisters, a Catholic religious order of nuns, received unmarried pregnant women to give birth. The women were separated from their children, who remained elsewhere in the home

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/03/mass-grave-of-babies-and-children-found-at-tuam-orphanage-in-ireland