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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-28-2014, 07:25 AM

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...You follow Christ's example?...
Yes, they do.

If you'd had read the Bible (instead of accepting what others tell you it says), you wouldn't have been surprised at all.

Christ never attacked anyone? Moneychangers/temple/never mind you skipped that part along with the rest, right.

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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-28-2014, 07:26 AM

Oh I was called a child. So you are all perfect christians? Let us think for a second. No one is perfect. Perfect beings would not die. Nor get sick. You don't follow Christ. At all. Wish you all could see it? By the way my "language?" I was being polite and respectful since you obviously do not respect others who disagree with you which is NOT Christian. You feel you are right and the world is wrong. Sorry to break it to you. But this is truly sad. Show me historical proof you are correct. You have none. It's called research. You should try it. Your bible is inaccurate. Very inaccurate. So here is the last statement. I could care less about your responses because you are all pathetic. Free will is something God gave us when Adam and Eve were created. We have the choice to follow him and let him into our lives. Last time I checked Jesus was not the type to shun people as you do. So here is a statement. You are not perfect. What so ever. You are far from it. I embrace that I am not perfect. To be honest I don't want to be because how else would I better myself? How else can I show other kindness where you slap them away? You are in no position to judge. That is God and God alone. You are his followers. Nothing more. So again you all are ignorant children following a bible that was written to make your mind closed. I could quote scripture, but what is the point? You are the type of people that causes chaos by branding things satanic. You know nothing of satanic. This religion? Fuels them. But you are all too blind to it. I pity all of you.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-28-2014, 07:29 AM

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I can not believe what I just read. You follow Christ's example? You are the biggest bunch of hypocrites I have ever seen. Freedom of speech has it's perks. So here is a bit for you all. 1st of all how does this show reflect upon Christ? It is a show not meant for religious people. Like you. The same can be said for me but I have the courage to tell you all how full of it you all are. How dare you call yourselves followers of Christ. You don't know anything. Christ NEVER attacked ANYONE. What gives you the right? While you read a book written so long ago where it has been rewritten so many times because of a difference of translation. 2nd You do not like people attacking you in any sense. Why are you attacking something that has nothing to do with you? This is why I hate religion. I believe in God but you all give it a bad name. You are the exact kind of false prophets that Jesus warns about. You are not perfect stop acting like it. 3rd NO children should watch this. It is not meant for kids, hence this is why parents need to be responsible. Good parents are. Not lazy good for nothing spineless people like you. This is not God's favorite forum this is an insult to him in every way. Take a look at every one of your posts even think on how you judge people when you have NO right to judge at all. You are all a disgrace. If hell has reserved seats, you are all VIP.
Dear Sinner,

You are making Jesus a sissy! There are many sides of Jesus Christ our Sweet Savior. The Bible tells us about all this. He is loving and caring to those who accept Him as their ruler.

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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


Wonderful. The future looks good! As long as you actually are a follower of Jesus! Have faith in Him, follow God's commandments!

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He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

And out Lord and Savior Sweet Jesus Christ Son of God the Real God of the Trinity will come BACK one day. And he's not gonna be lenient! He'll come on a white horse, a magnificent figure to be FEARED!

Revelation 19:11-13
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.


For those of you who are ignorant unsaved persons, the Word of God is JESUS (John 1:1)!

And what is he gonna do?

Revelation 19:17-18
And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God; That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.

Please, don't take Jesus as a sissy. He has plans for those who accept Him not:

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.



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Thumbs down Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-28-2014, 12:23 PM

You people that believe this stupid ***potty language*** and his post are idiots, this web series is made by humans, some that are CHRISTIANS, LIKE YOU, you need to go and pull the stick out of your ***some more potty language*** and rethink your whole life

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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-28-2014, 03:45 PM

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No, Mary, I don't.

So why do YOU try and manipulate children into thinking Women should not have any rights?
Don't be silly. The only one who has any "rights" is God Himself. He created us for His glory (Isaiah 48:9-11), He designed us for His use (1 Corinthians 6:19). We are His tools (Psalm 100:3). We don't even have the right to exist, as you can see from the fact that some quarter of all known pregnancies end in the Lord God Himself exterminating the little sinner-in-making. We don't have the "right" to our next breath, much less the "right" to vote, own property, or decide medical treatment according to our own, fallible, sinful intentions. Those rights are governmental rights, worldly rights, be we are called to live apart from the world (Romans 12:2), for the world is darkness (2 Corinthians 4:4), and Jesus is the Light (John 8:12).

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Tex, from Red vs. Blue, may not have a clean conscience, but in the end of her role on the show (She unfortunately dies for the last time in season 8), she fought for what she believed in: Freedom.
Dying for what you believe doesn't mean what you believe in is worthy, or even realistic.

Google "Jim Jones."

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So tell me, are women not to fight in wars, and become heroes? Or do all of you out there simply think women are no more than personal maids, created to do the Man's bidding?
Women are created to be help meets to their husbands (Genesis 2:18). Women are naturally at rest and content when they fulfill their natural roles. Women who refuse to do so are restless, ornery, vexatious, and suffer from things like irritable bowel syndrome and saddle-bag hips because of it.

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Ruby, protagonist in RWBY, wants to grow up to become an evil-fighting hero.
Whats stopping her? Nothing.
No one is stopping this authentic character. We do have, on the other hand, the opportunity to help the real sinner see the danger inherent in the path she wants to embrace. Why would you seek to stop the real heroes, the ones who are trying to save people from eternal damnation?

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See, the thing is, most of you on here still think the way christians did 2000 years ago. Most of you have had your head stuck in the clouds for so long, that you have lost sight of what is really important: society.
What you mistake as having heads stuck in the sand is what we recognize as fulfilling our God given duty Ecclesiastes 12:1). Nowhere does the LORD tell us to pick and choose commandments to follow. Nowhere does He suggest 30% or 60% or even 90% of obedience is enough. In fact, He is very clear that if we love Him, we will obey Him unconditionally (John 14:15), and only then will He make His presence with us (John 14:23).

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In a society where everybody is happy with the way things are, you are worried about stupid things, like Pac Man raping your children.
Everybody is happy with the way things are? So tell me, what was all that "Occupy Wall Street" stuff about then?

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Look, evolution exists. Believe me when I say I do not personally believe we grew from MONKEYS, but evolution can exist everywhere. Home phones evolved into personal cell phones, mailboxes evolved into eMail, and horse-drawn carriages evolved into vehicles.

Children evolved into: Children.
Look, evolution doesn't exist. Believe me when I say I know there are no monkeys in my family tree. Home phones, cell phones, mailboxes, email, carriages, and automobiles were all consciously created by an intelligent being.

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When it comes down to the true basics, it is YOUR responsibility to teach your children between right and wrong. YOU must teach them not to be so easily manipulated into believing media hype. YOU have become so ignorant of what the CHILDREN need, which is for them to learn for themselves.
Damn straight it is my responsibility to teach my children between right and wrong. I serve a Holy God who demands nothing less than 100% unconditional obedience, without reservation, without hesitation. I will not teach my children to capitulate to the standards of the dark world, and I will not sit by idly while you heathens bring upon me and mine the very Wrath of God!

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So I ask you this: In a society where everyone is happy and free to do whatever they want (within reason), it is YOU who is "abnormal" and subjecting your children to biased information.

Think about that.

Thank you.
If everyone is happy, why does the United States, which holds 5% of the World population, have 25% of world prisoners? If everyone is happy, why has the War on Drugs required us to spend a trillion US dollars over 40 years? Why is it still a failed policy if everyone is so happy? If everyone is so happy, what was Occupy Wall Street all about?

The truth is, people are not happy when they take Jesus out of the equation. Only forgiveness makes people happy.


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"Thou shalt not Judge others, for only God can pass Judgement" -Commandment
There exists no such commandment. You are, like most heathens, utterly confused. You can read the good pastor's sermon on the matter here: The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)


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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-28-2014, 03:53 PM

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You people that believe this stupid ***potty language*** and his post are idiots, this web series is made by humans, some that are CHRISTIANS, LIKE YOU, you need to go and pull the stick out of your ***some more potty language*** and rethink your whole life
Wow, your comment is so compelling. The logic and reason really broke through my defenses, and convicted me to really look at this whole thing in a new light. You know, I think maybe I was wrong about this game, and God, and my place in the world. Thank you, Mr. BEAST, you've given me so much to think about. Hey fellow brothers and sisters in Christ, let's just forget all this stuff, ignore all the miracles, the promises in the Bible, and all times God spoke to our hearts, and instead let's trust this random angry guy on the internet instead!








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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I can not believe what I just read. You follow Christ's example?
Yes.

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You are the biggest bunch of hypocrites I have ever seen.
Please provide Scripture to support your view.

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Freedom of speech has it's perks. So here is a bit for you all. 1st of all how does this show reflect upon Christ? It is a show not meant for religious people. Like you. The same can be said for me but I have the courage to tell you all how full of it you all are. How dare you call yourselves followers of Christ. You don't know anything. Christ NEVER attacked ANYONE.
As Mr. Didymus has shown to you, you are wrong (Matthew 21:12).

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What gives you the right? While you read a book written so long ago where it has been rewritten so many times because of a difference of translation.
God said He would preserve His word (Psalm 12:6-7), why should we not trust Him?

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2nd You do not like people attacking you in any sense.
Yeah, and I'll go out on a limb here, but it seems to me that you don't either.

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Why are you attacking something that has nothing to do with you?
We are not attacking anything, just express our opinion - opinion which is not our whim, but is solidly grounded in God's Word.

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This is why I hate religion. I believe in God but you all give it a bad name.
We believe in God for whose existence we have evidence - the Holy Bible. What is your evidence for the existence of a god unrelated to the Bible?

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You are the exact kind of false prophets that Jesus warns about. You are not perfect stop acting like it. 3rd NO children should watch this. It is not meant for kids, hence this is why parents need to be responsible. Good parents are. Not lazy good for nothing spineless people like you. This is not God's favorite forum this is an insult to him in every way. Take a look at every one of your posts even think on how you judge people when you have NO right to judge at all. You are all a disgrace. If hell has reserved seats, you are all VIP.
Thank you for your persecution. Jesus told us that it would happen (Matthew 5:10-12).

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Oh I was called a child. So you are all perfect christians? Let us think for a second. No one is perfect. Perfect beings would not die. Nor get sick.
Wrong. True Christians are perfect!

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You don't follow Christ. At all.
Please show me when a True Christian has ever misquoted the Holy Bible.

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You feel you are right and the world is wrong.
I believe this is the position of any human being on any given subject: we all believe that we are right, otherwise we wouldn't subscribe to the opinion in question, would we?

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Sorry to break it to you. But this is truly sad. Show me historical proof you are correct. You have none. It's called research. You should try it. Your bible is inaccurate. Very inaccurate.
If you believe that the Bible is innacurate, why do you keep bringing up God and Jesus? Wouldn't your belief make them fictional characters? (Jesus forgive me for uttering such a blasphemous statement, but I do it just for the sake of the argument!)

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Free will is something God gave us when Adam and Eve were created. We have the choice to follow him and let him into our lives.
Again, if the Bible is innacurate, then Adam and Eve are also fictional characters.

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Last time I checked Jesus was not the type to shun people as you do.
Wrong. (And again, given that the Holy Bible is the only evidence for the existence of Jesus, this is the only evidence of His character as well).

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You are in no position to judge. That is God and God alone.
Wrong.

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You are his followers. Nothing more. So again you all are ignorant children following a bible that was written to make your mind closed. I could quote scripture, but what is the point?
The point is, that the Bible is the only source we have about God and His Will. If you reject the Bible, then you don't have any knowledge about God's Will and His existence.
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I have the courage to tell you all how full of it you all are.

We stand in awe of your bravery and iron nerve.


Others have come before you on the same task, but few have been so forthright and direct as you.


They'll probably find you a nice spot in Hell, maybe right next to Reverend Ike.


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Oh I was called a child. So you are all perfect christians? Let us think for a second. No one is perfect. Perfect beings would not die. Nor get sick. You don't follow Christ. At all. Wish you all could see it? By the way my "language?" I was being polite and respectful since you obviously do not respect others who disagree with you which is NOT Christian. You feel you are right and the world is wrong. Sorry to break it to you. But this is truly sad. Show me historical proof you are correct. You have none. It's called research. You should try it. Your bible is inaccurate. Very inaccurate. So here is the last statement. I could care less about your responses because you are all pathetic. Free will is something God gave us when Adam and Eve were created. We have the choice to follow him and let him into our lives. Last time I checked Jesus was not the type to shun people as you do. So here is a statement. You are not perfect. What so ever. You are far from it. I embrace that I am not perfect. To be honest I don't want to be because how else would I better myself? How else can I show other kindness where you slap them away? You are in no position to judge. That is God and God alone. You are his followers. Nothing more. So again you all are ignorant children following a bible that was written to make your mind closed. I could quote scripture, but what is the point? You are the type of people that causes chaos by branding things satanic. You know nothing of satanic. This religion? Fuels them. But you are all too blind to it. I pity all of you.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-29-2014, 05:24 AM

You are attacking people. How is that christian? How is any of this stuff related to what god wants. God wants people to come to him. Not let his followers damn everyone else. That makes no sense. But since you take the bible out of context and then warp it to your agenda....wait that is the roman catholics......
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You are attacking people. How is that christian? How is any of this stuff related to what god wants. God wants people to come to him. Not let his followers damn everyone else. That makes no sense. But since you take the bible out of context and then warp it to your agenda....wait that is the roman catholics......
You've never actually read the Bible, have you? Please do, before its too late.


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Friend, you are gay by choice, it has been proven time and time again. You just LIKE filthy buttsex.

No, I am not going to 'come at you bro', no decent person wants to partake in your homosexualizations.

All you faggits want to convert others to be just like you. I think it is sick.

You know, God tells us it is an abomination, doing the queer thing. Why do you hate baby Jesus?
sorry, I had to respond to this. being gay is a choice but it's also not a choice. no one chooses to have gay thoughts. you choose to date the person and sin but you don't choose to have the thoughts. it's like a migrane. you don't choose to have it but you do choose to make it go away with medicine. same with gays. they don't choose to have the thoughts but they do choose to date the person they shouldn't be dating.
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...being gay is a choice but it's also not a choice...
Oh, now it all makes perfect sense.

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How would you know? You're not gay.


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Oh, now it all makes perfect sense.



How would you know? You're not gay.
because i used to get gay thoughts. i just woke up one morning and it was like the devil attacking me. i did not want to be that way. so i read the bible and prayed for a few weeks and it went away. only god can stop the thoughts. i chose to pray besides going the sinful direction. i chose not to date a girl, i chose to get better and i did. with Gods help. But I really want to be a rugmuncher and serve satan.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-30-2014, 02:41 AM

So, Basilissa, you want me to show you a true christian breaking biblical laws?

Challenge accepted.
I could very easily show each and every person on this website that you consider a "True Christian" that they have been breaking biblical laws their whole lives.

Women are not your personal slaves, and it is both overly abusive and cowardly to BEAT them into submission whenever YOU believe they have done something that goes against YOUR beliefs. I am a christian, who shows respect to women, and teaches them that they should not be ashamed of being BORN.

If being a wife-beating, child-abusing, racist and homophobic BIGOT is what the Bible is trying to teach us about christianity nowadays, then I suppose we are no different from the Muslim religion.

Being born with a mental illness, or a birth defect does not make somebody "spawns of satan," it makes them people who need help, and to be told not to be ashamed of the way they are. I suppose you all might know that already if you didn't have your heads shoved up your own asses every day.

When you review a video game or movie that you find offensive, I recommend doing more than just 5 seconds of research on it. "Frozen" is not a movie about lesbians and incest, and it certainly has no curse words in it. Grand Theft Auto 5 is not a story about 3 masturbating men who must "revive demons in a circle jerk."
But I guess you wouldn't care about that sort of stuff.

In short, you are all assholes that deserve to rot in hell for the rest of eternity.

(P.S.: Pastor Ezekiel, when your automated account sends me hate mail about posting this comment in something other than a "Debate Forum," don't even bother. I've had enough of all the bullshit on this page, and I am willing to take on whatever challenge you might make against me.)

Thank you all so VERY MUCH for taking the time to read the first sentence of this.
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I see no Scripture backing up your claims, therefore your arguments are invalid.

Enjoy hell, godmocker.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-30-2014, 05:03 AM

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So, Basilissa, you want me to show you a true christian breaking biblical laws?

Challenge accepted.
Thank you, sweetie!

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I could very easily show each and every person on this website that you consider a "True Christian" that they have been breaking biblical laws their whole lives.
Please do, I'm waiting!

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Women are not your personal slaves,
The Bible tells us that women should submit to their husbands:

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God.

1 Corinthians 11:8 - For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

Colossians 3:18 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, [be] in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

Ephesians 5:22 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.


Please do explain, how a complete submission of one human being to another is different from slavery?

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and it is both overly abusive and cowardly to BEAT them into submission whenever YOU believe they have done something that goes against YOUR beliefs. I am a christian, who shows respect to women, and teaches them that they should not be ashamed of being BORN.
Then you were taught wrong, because the Holy Bible does not teach respect towards women. The Bible tells us that we women were created as an afterthought, a sidekick to accompany and serve the man (Genesis 2:18). The Bible tells us that we are to be seen, not heard, and that we should treat the word of our husbands as the ultimate and unquestionable truth:

1 Corinthians 14:34-35
34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.


Please note the "if" part in the second verse. It's like, men shouldn't even bother to try to teach us anything, since we are inferior beings by God's design, but if - and only if - a woman somehow learns something, it's enough if she asks her husband at home for clarifications, she is not qualified to open her mouth at church.

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If being a wife-beating, child-abusing, racist and homophobic BIGOT is what the Bible is trying to teach us about christianity nowadays, then I suppose we are no different from the Muslim religion.
My dear, the teachings of the Bible have not changed since the Bible was written. What has changed (within only the last 100 years or so) is the society's at large views towards women. A real Christian would say that the modern society is corrupt and the Bible holds real morals.

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Being born with a mental illness, or a birth defect does not make somebody "spawns of satan," it makes them people who need help, and to be told not to be ashamed of the way they are. I suppose you all might know that already if you didn't have your heads shoved up your own asses every day.
How is any of these statements supported by the Bible?

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When you review a video game or movie that you find offensive, I recommend doing more than just 5 seconds of research on it. "Frozen" is not a movie about lesbians and incest, and it certainly has no curse words in it. Grand Theft Auto 5 is not a story about 3 masturbating men who must "revive demons in a circle jerk."
But I guess you wouldn't care about that sort of stuff.
I'm not familiar with these movies, all I know is that they do not convey a Christian message. Therefore, you are correct: I don't care.

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In short, you are all assholes that deserve to rot in hell for the rest of eternity.
God disagrees with your opinion. We have His Word for it.

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Thank you all so VERY MUCH for taking the time to read the first sentence of this.
I'm still waiting for you to show us how we True Christians are breaking any Biblical laws. Hint: it would help your cause if you could show actual Biblical evidence to support your claims.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-31-2014, 04:01 AM

Dear Basilissa,

You are a girl? Hm. Well I guess if you believe all girls and women in general deserve to "Serve *cough cough, slave away to men, cough cough* the men of this world," then maybe you should at least get all of your information.

I
am
a
MAN.

Yes, all of you immoral, racist, sexist, homophobic, rapist PSYCHOPATHS who have joined this cultist website who thought I was a female teenage SLUTTY WHORE, who "Spreads my legs for anyone with a dollar," should think about that.

"Avery" is a unisex name. I thought it up when making my account on this website. It is not my real name, and neither is "Johnson."
Instead, I thought of it from my favorite video game, "HALO" (For those of you who have been living under a rock for the last 2000 years, Halo is the game that Red vs. Blue is based off of).

Sargent Avery Johnson is a brave and noble man who dies in order for the human race to survive. By saying "Avery Johnson" is a sinner, means that you are all sinners, and do not deserve to live.

Every person, christian or atheist, black or white, gay or straight, has the right to form their own opinion. Most normal people respect each other's opinions, but you?

You all created this website so you could spread your false information, and in doing so, you have made it quite clear that you hate everybody except yourselves. You claim that this is "God's Favorite Form," and yet you spread lies, claiming they are from the mouth of God himself.

"Only sluts get raped!"
"Down Syndrome is a life style choice!"
"God hates Australia!"

Let me ask you something: How do you know this? Where in the Bible does it even use the name Australia, or Down Syndrome? YOU PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!!

Also, notice how in this comment, I am only using only MY opinions. Not God's not Jesus's, and I am most DEFINITELY not lying when I say that BEATING my wife would EVER be socially accepted!

Hell, being GAY is smiled upon more so than being a wife beater.

So play God as you will, and send me to hell with your divine power and wisdom.

(P.S., for those of you who wish to know: I am not gay. OR a sinner. OR an atheist.
I am a good person, something you people would never be, because you are all high on the drug that is terrorism, you are the parasite that is manipulating the next generations of christians into doing whatever the bloody hell you all want.)

So if you want to try to change my opinion, then bring it on, motherpiffleers! They aren't changing any time soon.

I'll save you a seat in hell.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-31-2014, 04:19 AM

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You all created this website so you could spread your false information
That's quite an accusation to make, Avery. Please provide proof of a True Christian™ falsifying the Holy Bible, or kindly apologize for the libel.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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