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Default I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-11-2016, 10:29 PM

Last month we listened to a song. My son asked me who is the singer. I said David Bowie.
He then asked me if David Bowie is a Christian. I said no he is probably a homosexual. Then my son said he wants to pray that David Bowie goes to Hell.

Now its a few weeks later and I think God listened to my Son?
I wonder if he has a special relationship with Jesus. My son in general is often praying about people going to Hell that he dislikes.
Recently after I gave him a beating he went to his room and I asked him what he is doing then he said he wants to pray that someone goes to Hell. He looked at me in a way like he I am the next on his prayer list. It makes me sick in my stomach thinking that he might talk to Jesus bad about me and I am his dad.
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Default Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-11-2016, 11:12 PM

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Last month we listened to a song. My son asked me who is the singer. I said David Bowie.
He then asked me if David Bowie is a Christian. I said no he is probably a homosexual. Then my son said he wants to pray that David Bowie goes to Hell.

Now its a few weeks later and I think God listened to my Son?
[...]He looked at me in a way like he I am the next on his prayer list.
You should not worry to much. According to Matthew 7:13-14 most of us won´t end up in Heaven anyway.

If things go awry you can always join me where the beer volcano, stripper factory and river of pasta sauce will nourish us.

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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-11-2016, 11:31 PM

Bless your son! I am certain the worst sinners in Hell are being tortured now by being forced to listen to the utter garbage that is David Bowie!

This is not how a decent heterosexual dresses:


David Robert Jones (his real name) should clearly burn in Hell:


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-12-2016, 12:45 AM

Praise Jesus that one more sodomite is gone!


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Default Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-12-2016, 03:35 AM

Thanks for the help!


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Default Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-13-2016, 04:22 PM

I was reading more about this fellow and it turns out that he's just a pedophile rapist just like the Catholic priests:http://www.patheos.com/blogs/cosmost...-sex-scandals/


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Default Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-13-2016, 08:01 PM

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I was reading more about this fellow and it turns out that he's just a pedophile rapist just like the Catholic priests:http://www.patheos.com/blogs/cosmost...-sex-scandals/
Now when I say this, I'm not condoning what he did, but the 70's were a way different time than today (and this happened over four decades ago). There wasn't nearly the stigma on those sorts of activities as there is, now. And groupies were everywhere at the time, so at least be consistent with your hostility. One of the girls that did it, Lori Mattix has bragged about it, before, so it clearly it wasn't terrible.
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Default Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-13-2016, 09:21 PM

So who was worse - a papist priest or David Bowie? Are we really discussing this? I fear that any propensity to do this may draw us in to the papist penchant for arguing how many angels dance on a pinhead. Does it really matter who is worse? We know that Satan loves sticking his tallywhacker into roman priests' buttocks the same as he loves jamming it into David Bowie's nether regions. Does it really matter which Satan prefers?


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Jesus Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-13-2016, 09:29 PM

Could this be a sign of the second coming? Your son may, in fact, be the Lord himself! Huzzah!


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Jesus Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-13-2016, 11:24 PM

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There wasn't nearly the stigma on those sorts of activities as there is, now.
It's still statutory rape. It's no different than a high school football player shagging the math teacher. He probably liked it, too.

Just because one stupid bitch glorified the abuse doesn't make it any less sordid.


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It's still statutory rape. It's no different than a high school football player shagging the math teacher. He probably liked it, too.

Just because one stupid bitch glorified the abuse doesn't make it any less sordid.
But you can't ignore historical context when talking about things like that. Groupies were incredibly common in the seventies, and this is about Bowie screwing a girl that was 45 years ago.
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But you can't ignore historical context when talking about things like that. Groupies were incredibly common in the seventies, and this is about Bowie screwing a girl that was 45 years ago.
Typical LIEberal behavior. Always looking for a loophole or a "gotcha!" to get their fellow sodomites out of trouble. There are no loopholes in the Bible. There's no "Get out of Hell free" card. Once you pass "GO to Hell", you do not collect $200.

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But you can't ignore historical context when talking about things like that. Groupies were incredibly common in the seventies, and this is about Bowie screwing a girl that was 45 years ago.
You should be Bill Cosby's lawyer. He'd like that line of defense.
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Default Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-14-2016, 03:24 AM

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Typical LIEberal behavior. Always looking for a loophole or a "gotcha!" to get their fellow sodomites out of trouble. There are no loopholes in the Bible. There's no "Get out of Hell free" card. Once you pass "GO to Hell", you do not collect $200.
I'm not looking for this mystical loophole you speak of. Context is everything. If you ignore it, you're being willfully ignorant.

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You should be Bill Cosby's lawyer. He'd like that line of defense.
Cosby's situation is completely different.
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Default Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-14-2016, 05:14 AM

You're not a lawyer, are you?


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You're not a lawyer, are you?
I haven't said so, have I? I'm just a gay kid who's bored and wants to s*ck some c*ck.
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I haven't said so, have I? I'm just a gay kid who's bored and wants to s*ck some c*ck.
Nice. Come on, guys. I can handle the blatant signature change and underhanded editing of my posts, by Trouts are my spirit animal. Please change my username back.
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Default Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-14-2016, 05:36 AM

Hello Titus Templeton.

When I was sent to Vietnam I was issued a large Ka-Bar knife but some of the people from Texas called it a Bowie knife it was named after Jim Bowie he was from Texas and he died at the Alamo he became a Mexican citizen at one point people from Texas never mention that part.

I looked up David Bowie that is not his real name he named himself after a large Ka-Bar knife even though in some pictures he is wearing a dress which is not a good idea in a knife fight I also do not think David Bowie read Deuteronomy 22:5 it says:

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

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I do not think David Bowie is going to Heaven that is sad because there will be a lot of singing in Heaven not about spacemen and China girls and fashion and spiders and genies and scary monsters but about Our Lord Jesus Christ.

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Default Re: I think my son killed David Bowie! - 01-14-2016, 01:36 PM

Did your son also pray that all Harry Potter actors goes to hell?
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