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Skull Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 09-01-2015, 09:00 AM

Brethren! It has come to my attention that some of the most common appliances used in our everyday life are, in fact, female inventions. This puts us into lethal hazard! In the following essay I shall present these extremely dangerous discoveries and justify why they should be banned immediately. As always, the main source of the assessment must be the King James Bible, in this case Ecclesiastes, as it is the most relevant Book regarding women. Other parts of the Scripture will also be utilized. In addition, some secular sources about history were consulted, but they must remain secondary. I am also going to assess how to manage in everyday life without these apparently useful but in reality life-threatening devices. Let us start this unpleasant task. The main verses regarding the issue as hand are as follows:

Ecclesiastes 7:26-29
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.

Behold, this have I found, saith the preacher, counting one by one, to find out the account:
Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.
Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.

We shall look at the meanings of these verses in detail below.

1. The Circular Saw Mill

Invented by the uppity woman Tabitha Babbit (1779–about 1853) in 1813.


She looked, thus, quite pleasing although devious (see also Esther 8:5) and "invented" also false teeth (avoid them, too). The circular saw is a powerful tool, although God explicitly prohibits the giving of strength to women (Proverbs 31:3). The circular saw is also LETHAL and women KNOW this. They also constantly use it to kill innocent infants. Verily, the Ecclesiastes knew this. A woman is more bitter than death and it is now evident that this was actually invented to be a murder weapon (Matthew 5:21). Don't use it nor any processed wood out of a circular sawmill. This can be easily replaced. Just command your sons to saw the planks for you with conventional methods!




2. The Car Heater

Invented by Margaret A. Wilcox (1838-1897) in 1893.


She had the idea of directing warm air from the car motor into the passenger area. This seems very hazardous with all the toxic fumes. Hence, it is no surprise when we realize that cars are mostly used by men. The device could easily be avoided by simply putting on extra warm clothing!



This must have been another scheme to make men extinct. And when we look at history, we can see how successful she was. In 1899 there were only 26 motor vehicle related deaths in the U.S., while in in 2013 the number was a staggering 32,719! A 1258-fold increase. Yes, I know some feminists will claim that this is not caused only by the car heater. I am very well aware that it is not. There are other factors contributing to this tragedy, the most important of which is...


3. The Windscreen Wiper

Invented by Mary Anderson (1866–1953) in 1903.


Now we know that God knows how to wipe (Revelation 21:4) but does He use windscreen wiper blades made of rubber? No, He doesn't! Hence, rubber wiping cannot be considered Biblical. Furthermore, if we look again at the motor vehicle death statistics, we can see that the number of deaths in 1903 was only 117. More than four times that of 1899 (the increase caused by the car heater) but still 279 times the default rate. Thus, more than 32,000 men are killed each year because of the action of these two WOMEN. Verily, you should escape from her! In addition, windscreen wipes can easily be replaced by givings your sons a few rags and then stopping the car at 1000 feet intervals. The boys can go out and wipe the screen clean!




4. The refrigerator

Invented by another uppity female, Florence Parpart in 1914. This device seems nice, doesn't it?



However, its main function is to reduce the workload of women (Ezekiel 16:30), which is, again, contrary to everything we know about Scripture! Womenfolk claim that keeping meats cool will decrease the number of food poisonings. Opposite to this, Jesus tells us that all things we eat are pure (Romans 14:20) making fridges useless. Is it a coincidence that World War I began the same year when this devilish device was invented? Surely not! In case of an emergency with, e.g., botulism, prayer is anyway much more effective than lowering the temperatures of foodstuffs (2 Kings 20:5).


5. Kevlar

Invented by Stephanie Kwolek (1923-2014) in 1965.


As we know, Kevlar is used mainly for personal armor in vests, helmets, etc. These devices are used by our brave soldiers and policemen. Let us look, once again, at the death statistics of these professions:
  • 1965: 138 deaths
  • 1966: 161 deaths
  • 1967: 192 deaths
We can see that during the first two years of Kevlar use 23+54=77 deaths were caused by this material. Had our leaders read the Bible more carefully, they would have understood that the Full Armor of God (Ephesians 6:11) would provide much better protection.


6. DNA

Invented by Rosalind Franklin (1920-1958) in 1953 under the supervision of Drs. Watson and Crick. Had the woman Franklin not interpreted the X-ray diffraction patters of the alleged DNA molecule (seen below), this evolutionary hoax would never have caught the attention of the public.



As we can see, the pattern on the right was later extrapolated by Drs. Watson and Crick into something like this.



To be honest, I can see no resemblance. Still, the woman Franklin was the most important person when this hoax was designed. Fortunately the Nobel committee understood the feeble-mindedness of this woman Franklin and never gave her the prize that Drs. Watson and Crick received. Based on this, we should realize that DNA probably does not exist, it is false teachings (1 Timothy 6:20) with the aim of eugenics and abortions.

Proverbs 9:13
A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.


Brethren, I know this might only be a start. However, the evidence is overwhelming. Female inventions are lethal. They have caused countless deaths. If you know any other contraptions designed by uppity women, please make this information public! As we have seen, these inventions are basically useless and can easily be replaced by the manual labor of your male offspring.

Beware of the Woman. She is Bitter. Escape from her!




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Default Re: Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 09-01-2015, 09:16 AM

That Kevlar woman's hands are terrifying! What kind of atrocity would she have to commit against Christ to attract such a creative punishment?! Just one more reason police and military should not wear armor. Anyone who has faith in God's plan for them wouldn't need armor anyway! No atheists in foxholes? I say it's ONLY atheists in foxholes. Pansies.


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That Kevlar woman's hands are terrifying! What kind of atrocity would she have to commit against Christ to attract such a creative punishment?! Just one more reason police and military should not wear armor. Anyone who has faith in God's plan for them wouldn't need armor anyway! No atheists in foxholes? I say it's ONLY atheists in foxholes. Pansies.
Brother Harry,

Se below for my educated guess.
I am afraid that she is also wielding a sex toy, one that is explicitly of tallywhacker shape in appearance. Some secular sources call this a "dildoe".
1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.


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Default Re: Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 09-02-2015, 02:23 AM

Half of those things were invented prior to 1919, but feminazis claim that all women were being used as footstools and were less educated than a parakeet prior to Sufferage. Can't have it both ways, feminazis.


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Default Re: Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 09-02-2015, 04:16 AM

For those who don't believe that female inventions are vicious and counterproductive, take a look at the "anti-rape condoms" that feminists are pushing.


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Default Re: Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 09-03-2015, 02:01 AM

Brothers, as I browse this holy and accurate thread, I've noticed that a evil plague has insisted itself upon this section of Gods forums, and I pray that it is fixed soon:


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For those who don't believe that female inventions are vicious and counterproductive, take a look at the "anti-rape condoms" that feminists are pushing.
Sadly this is just another component of the feminist's psychopathic extinction agenda.

They celebrate abortion, imprison rapists, create pointless anti-rape devices and call for the oppression of men everywhere.

I don't know what they plan to do once we're all gone. Left to their own devices, women are like helpless little puppies. The only difference is that I don't hit puppies. I would if God commanded me to but He hasn't yet. (If you're listening, God, I keep my beating paddle by the back door at all times)


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Dear person,

I is very disturbing that you find unnecessary deaths amusing! I admit that my list was incomplete and there are in fact many other disastrous inventions by women. I'll give you one more example.

The Submarine Telescope invented by Sarah B. Mather in 1864.



Do you know how many men have perished in submarines since this "invention"? About 75,000 deaths that could have been avoided had the patent office read Ecclesiastes! "...God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions." Man is supposed to do the inventing, not the woman! Why do you find 75,000 deaths funny?

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And the Lord GOD of hosts is he that toucheth the land, and it shall melt, and all that dwell therein shall mourn: and it shall rise up wholly like a flood; and shall be drowned, as by the flood of Egypt.



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Default Re: Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 09-03-2015, 09:09 AM

The Missionary Position.

I guess it doesn't need to be avoided, but if your woman wants to turn it off, there is no easier way.

I'm pretty sure that's why they invented it.


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Default Re: Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 12-09-2015, 12:09 AM

Maybe if you shut your mouths and opened up your narrow mind instead, you would see that these are all perfectly safe and incredibly logical. You men are just upset you didn't come up with them sooner.
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Default Re: Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 12-09-2015, 06:44 AM

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I knew a guy like you in prison. He never shut up. All he could do was talk tough from behind his locked cell that they confined him to for his own protection. One day, while "tough guy" was out in the yard away from the general population, one of the homofag, kiddy fiddlers that was also in lock up was also in the yard. This kiddy fiddler was a puny runt that weighed probably 58 kilo (you do the math) Anyway, we organised this kiddy fiddler a pack of smokes and in return he had to enter the yard with the "Tough guy" and teach him our good word. Fortune had it that the "Tough guy" cried and whimpered as the fiddler scratched and bit his face off. Not so tough after all and the verbal diarrhea pretty much stopped from then on. Albeit he had no tongue anymore but still, silence. I bring this up because you remind me of both of these inmates.

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Default Re: Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 01-28-2016, 02:43 AM

Thank you for this informative post. I will be sure to think twice before I use any of these dangerous inventions. I would also like to add another dangerous invention by women to the list. Programming was invented by Ada Lovelace. "Ada Lovelace commenting on the work of Luigi Menabrea, created the first algorithm designed for processing by an Analytical Engine and is often recognized as history's first computer programmer." Clearly this is the cause for all the debauchery that the computers has given us. I am concerned about this and I recommend we no longer use any devices that utilize this "programming" for i it encourages homosexuality and self rape.
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How do you do, Mr. Schmilkton and welcome to this Godly forum. Are you a Jew? Your name has the sound of Jewry. We are Christian here and friendly. This forum is available to all who are saved or who seek salvation. We ask that you make a proper introduction in our introduction forum, that we may know you. Not in the Biblical sense, but more of a getting used to type of thing.

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Default Re: Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 01-28-2016, 03:25 AM

I apologies brother for not introducing myself properly. I am still quite new to these forums. I can assure you I am not a Jew or anything Jew related for I am simple red blooded Christian from Australia. We tend to have rather strange almost ambiguous names in this country.
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I apologies brother for not introducing myself properly. I am still quite new to these forums. I can assure you I am not a Jew or anything Jew related for I am simple red blooded Christian from Australia. We tend to have rather strange almost ambiguous names in this country.

I believe that the strange names of Australian white people are actually aliases. Australia is a Black country but there seems to be no Black people left there. The white people have done something with them and they do not want to get caught so they hide their true identities. What have you done with the Black men shmilkton?


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Default Re: Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 01-28-2016, 05:16 AM

I can assure you we have done nothing of the sort. As for what happened to the black people in my country I do not know. I can only hope they have found grace within the Lord's loving arms or burning in hell with sodomites and atheists. Certainly not genocide though.
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The refrigerator

Invented by another uppity female, Florence Parpart in 1914. This device seems nice, doesn't it?


However, its main function is to reduce the workload of women (Ezekiel 16:30), which is, again, contrary to everything we know about Scripture! ... World War I began the same year when this devilish device was invented.
This is merely a small adaptation of the idea of the real inventor, Sir Francis Bacon (what a wonderful surname!) who, to quote his secretary "died on the ninth day of April in the year 1626, in the early morning of the day then celebrated for our Saviour's resurrection," He did this after stuffing a chicken with snow to preserve it.

He was inspired by Biblical Words that show that just as Hell is evil, fiery and hot, then all goodness is preserved by coolness - Guidance from God's Good Book prophesying refrigerators and a/c!

Now that should have been enough to support his claim to be the real inventor of the refrigerator.

I am afraid that the Catholics have been pushing the feminazi propaganda again, and before you know it their plan for Mary to take the place of Christ will become a reality.





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Default Re: Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost! - 01-28-2016, 02:58 PM

Why can't woman just shut up and stop with these stupid inventions??

I bet all these woman with their crappy inventions were single mothers. Shame!
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