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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:21 AM
You Faroe people are MONSTERS!!! God should kill ALL OF YOU!!! TODAY!!! Everybody, look what they do to these poor whales!!!
I can't even believe the US Army isn't over there to keep you horrible people from killing these whales and dolphins!
This is the worst thing I have EVER SEEN!!! Dolphins are so cute, how can you EAT them? I'm about to BARF I'm so disgusted and mad!
I hope God kills YOU PEOPLE with knives and hooks and lets a bunch of killer whales EAT YOU!!!
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:22 AM
try defining a real christian, and i will tell you
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:23 AM
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Doesn't he ?
Matthew 19:19 Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Matthew 22:39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Mark 12:31 And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
Mark 12:33 And to love him with all the heart, and with all the understanding, and with all the soul, and with all the strength, and to love his neighbour as himself, is more than all whole burnt offerings and sacrifices.
Luke 10:27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
You need more verses ?
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Really try this
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:25 AM
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try defining a real christian, and i will tell you
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One who follows the Bible to the letter of course, and who loves Jesus.
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"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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06-09-2010, 12:28 AM
no, that's fine thank you. then i can tell you that i am a true christian. i really do believe in Jesus. He is awesome.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:30 AM
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Really try this
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
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God said that many thousands of years ago.. Jesus said 2000 years ago that we shall love our neighbours as ourselves
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:33 AM
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Oh my I see now, you are the slaves of Denmark. Does your master know that you are using his computer? Don't you have cotton to pick, fields to plow, ya know chores. Or are you a lazy one?
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psh, now you're just being ridiculous. you're acting like this is the 1800. i highly recommend that you read a little bit about the "outside world". otherwise you just come off stupid.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:33 AM
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no, that's fine thank you. then i can tell you that i am a true christian. i really do believe in Jesus. He is awesome.
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Sorry maybe I misheard, friend.
You are Christian but you don't bother following the Bible?
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:43 AM
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You Faroe people are MONSTERS!!! God should kill ALL OF YOU!!! TODAY!!! Everybody, look what they do to these poor whales!!!
I can't even believe the US Army isn't over there to keep you horrible people from killing these whales and dolphins!
This is the worst thing I have EVER SEEN!!! Dolphins are so cute, how can you EAT them? I'm about to BARF I'm so disgusted and mad!
I hope God kills YOU PEOPLE with knives and hooks and lets a bunch of killer whales EAT YOU!!!
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the US army is probably not in the faroe islands because their in Irak, killing civillians.
and who are you to talk??
so what if we eat whale? we don't hunt them down, we catch the few that get lost between the islands. think of it this way: the whales have had a long life roaming free in the ocean. One day they get unlucky, and die in a way that looks burtal but is actually more humane than any other. the whales die instantly. killing a whale in a painful way is illegal.
tell me, do you not think it is sad to kill pigs? aren't they cute? they live a life in captivity, forcefed, and held in a very small cage where they can't move very much. their death is far more horrible than the death of the very few whales we get in.
We do not eat Dolphins. Dolphins have sometimes been mistaken as pilotwhales, and there are people who haven't been properly trained that have killed dolphins.
i don't think that you have any right to judge us for being whale eaters. think about all the poor pigs, ducks and cows that end up in your huge burgers in america? for a country of 50.000 to get maybe 100 whales in A YEAR, to YOU america. how many people live there again? how many animals are killed so that you can have your big precious burgers??
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:52 AM
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the US army is probably not in the faroe islands because their in Irak, killing civillians.
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The US Army is on a mission from God to catch and kill terrorists, not civilians. Why is that such a bad thing? Why do you hate Jesus?
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:58 AM
i have not said a thing about hating God, so don't say anything like that.
tell me more about this war
i'll let you think whatever you want about your meaningless war. personally i think that the war doesn't male any sence at all anymore. not out of disrespect to any of you, but i think it's time for america to take their men out of Iraq.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:59 AM
Oh.... i you don't mind, i would like to correct some things.
1) the flag you put on is Islandic. The faroese is white (symb. purity) with a red cross (symbolises Jesus' blood) and blue (can't remember what it symbolizes)
2) Which sinful ways are you talking about, particularly?
3) The Faroe Islands does not stand for an egyptian Pharaoh, it stands for the danish word får, which means sheep. so in english it would be the sheep-islands. It was given its name because of the many sheep which were on the islands, believed to be brought by the monks, who arrived before the vikings.
4) Well.... we don't have sex inside family, if that what you're thinking. i know of one person who fell in love with her 2nd cousin and had a baby with him. she didn't know until after.
5) We are not under denmark because we are lazy. Since the vikings were the first who actually settled in the faroe islands for generations it automatically became norwegan. due to a war that norway lost to denmark they had to give the faroe islands over to denmark.
6) Our national holiday is not called onan voka but ólavsøka. it is called up after king olav in norway. he made christianity the state religion.
7) I know of none who has ever practiced which craft.
8) We don't have a problem with alcohol. there are a few alcoholics here and there but that's it. and we don't encourage children to drink at all! we would never do that! The age-limit of drinking is 18 here.
9) Our coat of arms is not a ram (male goat) but a male-sheep. It kinda looks like a ram but it is not. i can see on wikipedia that they have called it a ram, but it is not
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 01:03 AM
anyway, i got sick of talking about this, since i don't seem to get any understanding whatsoever, so i'm gonna let you guys have fun imagining devil spawns and messed up crazy witches on the Faroe Island.
i've also just set my mind, that this is just too stupid to be real, so....
Goodnight
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 01:05 AM
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Sorry maybe I misheard, friend.
You are Christian but you don't bother following the Bible?
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i am following the bible, what makes you believe that i am not?
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 01:06 AM
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God said that many thousands of years ago.. Jesus said 2000 years ago that we shall love our neighbours as ourselves
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You got me, yep after Jesus came and died(temporally) the old testament went out the window, or did it. I THINK NOT!
Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.
Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
( That was Jesus talking)
Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.
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06-09-2010, 01:09 AM
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i am following the bible, what makes you believe that i am not?
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Are you sure you follow the Bible, every word to the letter with out question, without fail? Tell me Hanna what would you do if your brother was a homersexural?
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 01:13 AM
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Are you sure you follow the Bible, every word to the letter with out question, without fail? Tell me Hanna what would you do if your brother was a homersexural?
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If he was a christian i would confront him with what the bible says. if he was not a christian i would love on him, because love sets free. I would not use the bible too much, well not in the beginning, because in my experience non-christians tend to build up walls (refuse to listen) when the bible is used against them. I love them but not their lifestyle. i love the sinner not the sin
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 01:15 AM
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in my experience non-christians tend to build up walls (refuse to listen) when the bible is used against them.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 01:20 AM
first of all, the faroe islands have their own flag, called ''merkið''. google it.
second of all, faroe islands are a christian nation. - we do not teach religions in school, we teach only christianity.
the age when you're allowed to buy alcohol and tobacco is 18. there is only ONE shop that allows you to buy alcohol, and the money that comes in there, is used to treat people with alcoholissues. 20 years ago, there was no alcoholshop in the faroe islands, and you were only allowed to order a sertain amount each year.
faroe islands means sheep islands.
there is only one genetic disease caused from the low population, and it's called CTD. there are about 18 people with the disease, out of 50.000
faroe islands are under danish goverment, cause norway was taken over by denmark, and when they split, faroe islands were given to denmark. faroe islands are decented from norway.
''onansvoka'' is ólavssøka, and is a holiday for saint olav of norway.
The faroese coat of arms, is a sheep, cause faroe islands means sheep islands!
you, my dear friend, are an ignorant bastard.
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06-09-2010, 01:22 AM
LOL! EG dyrki teg! serliga sísta setningin
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