[Bob4God]

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Brother Nobar, I think I might have a case of that stuff buried in the backroom somewhere. I think it was opened but the cans should still be good.

BTB, I am not directly in charge of processing items obtained from exotic hunting trips, but I can pass the word along to some of the folks who obtain their licenses from me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm willing to pay a few thou for some tiger skins.

Mamma needs a new fur coat.

Didn't I just give your mother a fur coat last Christmas?

[Bob4God]

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COMING SOON: WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE A TRUE AMERICAN?

Sgt. G. Wagoner, USMC (retired), will give a lecture on what it takes to be a True Patriot in an America facing moral crisis like never before.

Sgt. Wagoner will share the amazing true story of his experience of defending America from Vietnam, and the soft boys he turned to hard men as a True Christian Drill Sergeant.

We heartily encourage you to bring your sons to this Patriotic event, at the GODS, guns 'n Guts Hunting Club east of Freehold on Moses Road.

Event begins at 1:00 PM on May 2nd.

[ThatOneGothicChick]

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Wow..killing people huh? Have fun in jail&hell. =] Your all going to be turned in soon. This site is going down.

[miss mendoza]

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from my point of view killing should be a last resort T_T like if nothing else can be done and you must do it.. even though id only do it to protect a loved one. so umm.. yeah killing bad letting them live and putting them in jail to make their lives hell and knowing you were responsible? priceless

[Nobar King]

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You are the reason the Sheriff is elected and not hired from a pool of imbeciles.

[Nobar King]

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We haven't had any zombie outbreaks recently, but you can never be too careful:

TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow for Zombie Outbreak

Hunting will get a lot more interesting next month when PSE releases their TAC-15 crossbow. It mounts directly on a AR-15 rifle, allowing you to swap between both weapons with minimal tinkering.

Why would you need a crossbow when you are already holding an AR-15? I cannot envision a scenario where it makes sense—unless you are invited to some island beyond the bounds of law where men are hunted for sport. You don't want to make it too easy, so you hunt with the crossbow. Then again, we are talking about the most dangerous game of all here, so you have the high-powered rifle as a backup. Speaking of backups, you might want to add the G.R.A.D. .22-cal knife gun to your double-kill arsenal just in case. Hit the following link to see a video of the TAC-15 in action. [YouTube]

[Bob4God]

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ANNOUNCING THE FREEHOLD FIREARMS TOWN HALL SALE! IT'S HUGE! PRAISE GOD!

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, FREEHOLD FIREARMS WILL CUT 14% OFF OF ANY, THAT'S RIGHT, ANY

TACTICAL WEAPON ON OUR SHELVES!

From flame throwers to flash-bangs, from combat shotguns to cannons, we understand that "right of the people to peaceably assemble" means large groups of Republicans flashing their weapons!



Facts are facts: The government that governs least governs best. And now that Obama has clutched power, America is doomed. BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. Conservatives everywhere are standing up and saying "NO" to tax increases, communist health care, GODless government, and tax increases!



WE CAN HELP! WE ARE CUTTING 14% OFF OF ANY TACTICAL WEAPON ON OUR SHELVES!

And as a special bonus, WE WILL GIVE YOU A LIST OF ALL LOCAL PROTESTS BEING HELD BY GODLY CONSERVATIVES WITHIN A 500 MILE RADIUS! That means you'll know where you can go as soon as you walk out the door with your new AR-15! PRAISE GOD!

SO COME ON DOWN TO FREEHOLD FIREARMS ON THE CORNER OF EXODUS AND 7th AND EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO PEACEABLY ASSEMBLE WITH INSTRUMENTS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION TODAY!

[James Hutchins]

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Bob, will that case of AR-15's I ordered get the sale price? If so, with the savings, I'd like to get scopes and muzzle flash suppressors for each. You can also throw in a few cases of flash bangs, the kids love those things. I will be in Saturday morning.

[Bob4God]

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Bob, will that case of AR-15's I ordered get the sale price? If so, with the savings, I'd like to get scopes and muzzle flash suppressors for each. You can also throw in a few cases of flash bangs, the kids love those things. I will be in Saturday morning.

Unfortunately, any orders placed before 9/2/09 cannot be discounted, however you are more than welcome to come on in and buy some more stuff just so you don't feel left out!

Ammo for assault weapons will also be on sale, just so you know!

PRAISE THE LORD, hunting scopes have been selling like hotcakes lately! It's good to know there are that many people interested in seeing the wonders of GOD's creation up close before blowing their brains out!

I just got a whole truckload of flash bangs in last weekend, so I'll be sure to set some aside for you. You might want to stock up because the people of Freehold love to use them at Halloween to deter trick-or-treaters, and they're going to start flying off the shelves like they did at the 4th of July!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Ever since January 20, 2009 I never go ANYWHERE without at LEAST a semi-automatic weapon and six boxes of ammo. Fortunately, I've only had to fire my weapons twice.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Do you have any new new and special for the Ladies.

Remember I'm very dainty and need a new dainty gun that powerful enough to fend off savage, rape minded negroes.

[James Hutchins]

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LOL, well, I kind of figured the AR-15's would be excluded but you cannot blame me for trying. I'll just have one of the boys retrofit the suppressors and scopes from the old Rugers. Glad to know ammo is on sale too, you can never have enough, even with refilling my brass. I am running a bit low on 9mm for the H&K I keep in my truck. See you Saturday, Bob!


BTB, you ought to consider a .357 Black Magnum snub nose. Very effective in close quarters. It will easily fit in your gun purse.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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BTB, you ought to consider a .357 Black Magnum snub nose. Very effective in close quarters. It will easily fit in your gun purse.

Thank you for the nice suggestion Brother Hutchins. Do they come in pink?

Also, Brother Bob,

Do you carry any of these? I'm sure they will be great practice for 3 to 5 year olds.

[James Hutchins]

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I was thinking you'd want the pink mother of pearl handles, with the frame and barrel engraved with filigrees. I am sure Bob can get you just the right piece. A few years back, one of his helpful staff fitted Mrs. H, she now squeals with delight when we go to visit the store.