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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-14-2017, 01:45 PM
The succubus, Anita Pallenberg, has finally met her master.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-16-2017, 11:10 AM
Good news protestant brothers,
The evil Al-Baghdadi leader of the terroristic mohammedan organization called ISIS has been killed (thought accidentaly) by a russian bomb. This moment needs a celebration with a great mass.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a7792801.html
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-17-2017, 05:20 AM
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Good news protestant brothers,
The evil Al-Baghdadi leader of the terroristic mohammedan organization called ISIS has been killed (thought accidentaly) by a russian bomb. This moment needs a celebration with a great mass.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a7792801.html
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As usual papist lies are being spread. The Vodka swilling ruskies have not produced any evidence of this. America, and the rest of the world, will believe them when they have shown definitive proof.
Hebrews 11:1 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
This verse gives me hope that they are telling the truth.
YIC
TT
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-17-2017, 10:39 PM
Martin Landau, George Romero
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Published July 16, 2017
Fox News
Hollywood mourns losses of Martin Landau, George Romero
Martin Landau, a celebrated actor with dozens of movie and TV credits to his name, including the “Mission: Impossible” television series, has died at age 89, Fox News has confirmed.
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I had a problem with this show - Nothing was impossible with God, but this guy regularly by-passed God.
He won't find the by-pass to the Eternal Pits of Flaming Brimstone - the train is direct.
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The second guy, sitting opposite on the Train is
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The legendary creator of the "Night of the Living Dead" zombie franchise, George A. Romero, died Sunday at the age of 77, Fox News has confirmed.
Romero died "peacefully" while sleeping after a "brief but aggressive battle with lung cancer," his manager, Chris Roe, said in a statement. The filmmaker was "listening to the score of The Quiet Man, one of his all-time favorite films" with his family by his side, the manager added.
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The man was also queer.
I didn't know he was queer when I bought tickets for " "Night of the Living Dead" - I thought it was going to be about Jesus's time harrowing Hell.
I wrote to Romero and he didn't refund my tickets.
God Hates Deceivers.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-18-2017, 04:20 AM
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Martin Landau, George Romero
I had a problem with this show - Nothing was impossible with God, but this guy regularly by-passed God.
He won't find the by-pass to the Eternal Pits of Flaming Brimstone - the train is direct.
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"Mission: Impossible" weekly tormented viewers with some of the most worthless formulaic crap to hit broadcast TV - and no doubt was instrumental in Newton Minow's famous observation on television as a "vast wasteland". In addition to hastening the decline of America and Western Civilization, we can now be rest assured that Martin Landau is not resting in peace.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-15-2017, 09:11 PM
One of the leaders of the war on heterosexuality will get to be the bride of Satan.
From the JYT:
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Edith Windsor, Whose Same-Sex Marriage Fight Led to Landmark Ruling, Dies at 88
Edith Windsor, the gay-rights activist whose landmark case led the Supreme Court to grant same-sex married couples federal recognition for the first time and rights to a host of federal benefits that until then only married heterosexuals had enjoyed, died on Tuesday in Manhattan. She was 88.
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This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-16-2017, 02:20 PM
"a host of federal benefits that until then only married heterosexuals had enjoyed"
Now how come the lezzies get special privileges all the time its' not fair.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-16-2017, 04:42 PM
Mr. Cassini, one of the rectal probes of NASA, perished yesterday, September 17th 2017, by crashing onto the Firmament (Genesis 1:6).
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Cassini will dive into the planet's atmosphere, sending science data for as long as its small thrusters can keep the spacecraft's antenna pointed at Earth. Soon after, Cassini will burn up and disintegrate like a meteor.
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At least we know don't have to worry about that sorry excuse for a tallywhacker lookalike thrusting into God-fearing True Christian™ men! Apparently this analistic probe made great discoveries as it peeked through the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) into God's Realm. What if found does have some Biblical applications. It found a hexagon.
6 sides 6 corners times 6. Does that sound familiar?
Revelation 13:18
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
This means that the Rule of the Beast (could be a Canadian) will soon begin and Jesus will appear shortly thereafter.
What about this probe? By commiting suicide on the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) it showed signs of free will and that with the violation of God's Home will send it into Hell. Can God punish an AI? Of course He can (Revelation 19:6)! God can show it some barbed-wire spiced anal probing for Eternity. At the bottom of the gravity well that is the star Saturn on the Firmament (Genesis 1:6), Cassini has found Eternal Punishment. Glory!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-28-2017, 01:02 PM
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Praise! The disgusting way in which that man profited from the objectification of women has nothing to do with the way Jesus wants us to live.
1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-28-2017, 02:19 PM
Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Generations of men are in Hell because of his pornography. The world is better off now that he's joined them.
I do find it funny, though, that after sleeping with thousands of women, many of whom were no doubt crawling with every infection known to man and then some, he nonetheless lived to be 91... while the average homosexual is still lucky if he scrapes past 40.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-28-2017, 02:42 PM
Hugh Hefner was a true inspiration; industrious, progressive and desirable. He will be missed!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-28-2017, 02:46 PM
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Hugh Hefner was a true inspiration; industrious, progressive and desirable. He will be missed!
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Since when did men need inspiration to think about women as wick-dipping stock? It comes rather naturally. Hefner will be the recipient of Satan's barbed wick, and it will be dipping for all eternity, despite the anguished screams of the former playboy.
Because God's Justice is Merciful!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-28-2017, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GaleWhoring
Hugh Hefner was a true inspiration; industrious, progressive and desirable. He will be missed!
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Hugh Hefner was a blight to all those are Godly, and adhere to the Word of God. He spat in God's face. Everlasting torment in Hell is the just desert. There are many fruits from his loin, and the sins of the father will be visited upon them.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-29-2017, 12:09 PM
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Hugh Hefner was a true inspiration; industrious, progressive and desirable. He will be missed!
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I suppose he was an inspiration to people like you.
As the kids would probably say nowadays, Hefner was a fag-enabler before fag-enabling was cool.
From The Jeff Bezos Post:
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The year was 1955, and science fiction author Charles Beaumont had, by most accounts, crossed the line with his latest short story.
“The Crooked Man” depicted a dystopian future where homosexuality was the norm, heterosexuality was outlawed and angry anti-straight mobs marched through the street chanting “make our city clean again!” Even the relatively progressive Esquire magazine had rejected the piece because it was too controversial.
But Beaumont found a fan in a young Hugh Hefner, who agreed to run it in his Playboy magazine, then less than two years old.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-01-2017, 03:33 AM
Monty Hall
He conned people into dressing up in costumes on "Let's Make a Deal" in order to make Halloween seem more normal.
He was doing the work of .
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-02-2017, 08:24 PM
So you won't back down, eh? Enjoy your free falling to hell, Mr atheist and democrat Tom Petty
"I saw Elvis Presley when I was 11. From that point on, music became my religion, my nourishment. It was also a safe haven for me. My life was very turbulent as a child and a little scary, and music made everything seem right."
let's see how your God Elvis helps you when Satan impales your rectum!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-03-2017, 12:49 AM
Oh Tom "pretty" Petty. He was one the Travelling Dingleberries if I recall.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-03-2017, 04:25 AM
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So you won't back down, eh? Enjoy your free falling to hell, Mr atheist and democrat Tom Petty
"I saw Elvis Presley when I was 11. From that point on, music became my religion, my nourishment. It was also a safe haven for me. My life was very turbulent as a child and a little scary, and music made everything seem right."
let's see how your God Elvis helps you when Satan impales your rectum!
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I bet he faked it. Celebrity death hoaxes are all the rage these days. :/
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-03-2017, 06:53 AM
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Hugh Hefner was a true inspiration; industrious, progressive and desirable. He will be missed!
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Hugh Hefner more than likely promoted the first "furries" - those "Playboy Bunnies" dressed up in rabbit costumes. Gloria Steinem, perpetual malcontent and early femininzi, even weighed in on it.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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