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An Trump An Trump -
01-15-2017, 12:30 PM
Hello there. On 10th February 2016, Donald James Trump, imperialist President-delicatessen of the United State of America, appeared on "CBS - This Morning" to say that he will make an assassinate for Kim Jong-un, aka: Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, aka: My self.
I am not sure if he says he will do it himself personally, or get the disgraced capitalist nation of China who have betrayed their chairman Mao and now are embrace liberalism, to do it, because for I am not was paying attention.
However, this shows how fragile Trump is. He will afraid of I, but I will not afraid of he. The U.S.A. will collapse, and form a new beacon of Juche socialist values, the United Socialist State of America, U.S.S.A., and Bernie Sanders, will be the leader of this glorious socialist 420 epic meme.
Uncle Sam not happy, because for he will be upstaged by Uncle Socialist Sam, we all know who he is:
Donald Trump, you are the fried dog. As the saying goes, when a fool can't fly, he pretend he will a chicken. Surrender, before it will too late.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: An Trump An Trump -
01-15-2017, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
Hello there. On 10th February 2016, Donald James Trump, imperialist President-delicatessen of the United State of America, appeared on "CBS - This Morning" to say that he will make an assassinate for Kim Jong-un, aka: Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, aka: My self.
I am not sure if he says he will do it himself personally, or get the disgraced capitalist nation of China who have betrayed their chairman Mao and now are embrace liberalism, to do it, because for I am not was paying attention.
However, this shows how fragile Trump is. He will afraid of I, but I will not afraid of he. The U.S.A. will collapse, and form a new beacon of Juche socialist values, the United Socialist State of America, U.S.S.A., and Bernie Sanders, will be the leader of this glorious socialist 420 epic meme.
Uncle Sam not happy, because for he will be upstaged by Uncle Socialist Sam, we all know who he is:
Donald Trump, you are the fried dog. As the saying goes, when a fool can't fly, he pretend he will a chicken. Surrender, before it will too late.
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Says the impersonator with worse knowledge about the Lord and even worse grammar.
Titus 3 : 3 For we also once were foolish ourselves, disobedient, deceived, enslaved to various lusts and pleasures, spending our life in malice and envy, hateful, hating one another.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Re: An Trump An Trump -
01-15-2017, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Saturday
Says the impersonator with worse knowledge about the Lord and even worse grammar.
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Which Lord? If you mean God Jesus, then he name is usually capitalized, I think, the LORD (although I could be wrong about that).
Worse grammar? Yes. Sorry. It is the Full English my second language.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: An Trump An Trump -
01-15-2017, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Saturday
Says the impersonator with worse knowledge about the Lord and even worse grammar.
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Worse knowledge than whom?
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Re: An Trump An Trump -
01-16-2017, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Worse knowledge than whom?
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Trump, I assume.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: An Trump An Trump -
01-25-2017, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
the Full English.
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Full English what? Breakfast?
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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