[handmaiden]

And it truly was.

In the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Seventeen, Donald Trump, with characteristic modesty, gave his humble thanks to Jesus and Pastor Zeke by issuing Proclamation 9570.


Without the spiritual guidance offered by Landover Baptist's favorite son, second only to the Son of God, Trump wouldn't be in the Oval Office right now, signing proclamations and executive orders that will usher in an era of True Christian™ values.


More importantly, he would not have made his day of installment into the highest office in the land into an opportunity to praise Jesus.


See here for the whole story on the newly designated National Day of Patriotic Devotion.


I just want to praise Jesus and thank our Pastor for the glory that is our new president.


Historicaly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Mary Etheldreda]

[handmaiden]

I hope President Trump's next proclamation is to declare Obama's inauguration a day of national mourning and repentance.


The election of that foolish, stubborn, contemptuous-of-American-values man was the low point in this country's history. September 11, (which he probably had a hand in) wasn't as bad an affront to decency as the election of that buffoon.


He was ill-mannered and loud, and could hardly put together a coherent sentence. He worked overtime to make us all hate each other and spent eight years tearing down our country and everything that it stands for. His crude, ghetto-styled wife and his obnoxious, entitled (all blacks feel entitled) little brats were the laughing stock of the world and he just couldn't see it.


The only admirable thing that occurred in his reign of darkness was that his wife set a good example to blacks by getting back to their collective "roots", i.e. growing crops. Oh, wait, the ape probably didn't want to mess up her high-heels and made some underpaid White (as in white) House staffer do the actual work.


Just thinking about the foulness of Obama in the White House makes me ill. Donald Trump is the Real® kind of True American™ and his proclamation should be revered in the order of inspired documents (after the Bible, of course) with the Constitution, the 2nd Amendment, the Eisenhower era amended Pledge of Allegiance and the Patriot Act (which-- if it had been passed before 9/11 would have prevented 9/11-- not the actual date, I mean, that's in God's Hands--but the attack).


Anyway, the whiteright man is in the White House now, thanks to White Christian America, and we will know an era of peace and prosperity and proper morals such as the world has never seen.


Praise Jesus and all hail Donald Trump! It's finally a good thing to be an American again.


Amenily Yours,
Handmaiden