[coolnamehuh]

I am assuming that if you are reading this. You’re a human like me. If not, we should chat. Based on this one assumption I can assume thousands of other things as well. Like you live on the planet earth. Your life up until now has been either baffling, wonderful, miserable, or content.
You know what the sun, moon, and hopefully can name a few other celestial bodies. You use the restroom daily. You get hungry, tired, sore, sick, excited, nervous. You’ve seen living things, and living things stop living. You watch the tides, and days go by, trying to make sense of it all. You have seen light, and the absence of. I can assume this with absolute certainty, and express my certainty to you because it’s all the integrity I have and need. It is where speaking beyond this knowledge that I rely on only facts. I in no way think there are special people who can predict the future, cast spells, or see other dimensions with their minds, see ghost, or speak telepathically to unseen beings. Everything I have have experienced in my life has brought me this conclusion. If by the end of reading this you don’t see how humans could in no way what-so ever tell another human that they know how the creation of earth came about, much less any given facts like it’s a dude, or dudette, who can magically poof-a-doo and make things happen. Which is pretty much every religion ever created ever, and let’s face it, there’s a bunch of em. So how did any of these humans know? Well one common theme across all of them is being able to speak telepathically to the unseen forces beyond. Of course they are special, and only certain people can do it right? That’s what liars would love you to believe though. That they, not you are special. They can mumble and get magical responses that you cannot. Personally I spent a good bit of mumbling to myself, and never a voice but my own. Thankfully, because I would seek help if I started hearing them now. They want you to believe they knew they history of the earth before mankind was even here based on this. So we can all safely assume the earth was here first. In fact, this is the only fact I need to disprove every religion, ever. I have never seen a baby just born, and knows how to walk and talk. No, we are all creatures from the abyss, and of ignorance. We learn to speak from our family, we learn to count, to read, and our religion, if it’s part of our culture. Or part of a culture that will murder you, or harass you constantly calling you infidel, evil, eventually wage war and wipe out the pre-existing culture, and religion. In fact no human can experience life without their body. Coma’s are a pretty good example of this. A better example is brain damage in where the patient loses memory because it shows just how fragile our collected experience is. You cannot see without your eyes, you cannot feel without a brain, you cannot walk without legs. Your consciousness is the result of your body being functional, and it does not exist without it. Which is why there are so many religions as well, because of our gullibility of actually believing that some have evidence, but there hasn’t been any, none, not a bit of it that is more than a story, and it’s irony is that it’s always re-enforcement for the religion of the person claiming the story is true. A Native American would claim a prairie as far as the eye could see, a Muslim would claim Paradise, a Christian would claim heaven, a Norse valhalla, and so on, and so on, and so on. In fact, such a few of these humans making these claims are actually taking a close look at the planet we live on, and the sun we rotate around, and the moon that rotates around the earth that they all wrote wild claims about how it all got here, and the older the story, the more ridiculous stuff contained within. So don’t get swindled by these liars. Look at the actions of the human alone. Are they making these claims because they are holding microscopes to see things that are smaller, or using telescopes to see things further. Or do they already claim to know it all...

[Basilissa]

Hi, sweetie, and to our Godly forum!

I have no idea what that wall of text was all about (newsflash: there is this thing called paragraphs, you really should look that up), but I don't think you've got to the important part, which is:

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Didymus Much]

Do you guys have a "More painful to read than the Book of Mormon" award?

Listen, sweetheart, the True Christians™ were put on this planet to justify themselves to Jesus, not you. If a matter is not discussed in the Bible in sufficient detail to satisfy you, it's obviously because God considers that knowledge not Salvation© critical. So if you have questions about the stuff that's actually addressed in the Bible, the True Christians™ will be happy to educate you, Landover style. Anything else may be ignored, mocked, derided, twisted, erased, folded, spindled and mutilated at their whim.


Enjoy your stay.

[Walter Van Slyke]

It would seem that this person is already in Hell, which is the other place she will go to where she will suffer anonymously in unspeakable agony over her inability to recognize the Truth that was right in front of her all along. Unfortunately, practicing being in Hell won't make it any easier.


I actually read this entire screed. I know that my Heavenly reward awaits for doing so. I ask no earthly recompense, but if the Pastors could see fit to save me a ticket for the annual witch hunt, that would be okay.

[ann the chinaman girl]

I'll let God answer this one...

Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by coolnamehuh

I am assuming that if you are reading this. You’re a human like me. If not, we should chat. Based on this one assumption I can assume thousands of other things as well. Like you live on the planet earth. Your life up until now has been either baffling, wonderful, miserable, or content.
You know what the sun, moon, and hopefully can name a few other celestial bodies. You use the restroom daily. You get hungry, tired, sore, sick, excited, nervous. You’ve seen living things, and living things stop living. You watch the tides, and days go by, trying to make sense of it all. You have seen light, and the absence of. I can assume this with absolute certainty, and express my certainty to you because it’s all the integrity I have and need. It is where speaking beyond this knowledge that I rely on only facts. I in no way think there are special people who can predict the future, cast spells, or see other dimensions with their minds, see ghost, or speak telepathically to unseen beings. Everything I have have experienced in my life has brought me this conclusion. If by the end of reading this you don’t see how humans could in no way what-so ever tell another human that they know how the creation of earth came about, much less any given facts like it’s a dude, or dudette, who can magically poof-a-doo and make things happen. Which is pretty much every religion ever created ever, and let’s face it, there’s a bunch of em. So how did any of these humans know? Well one common theme across all of them is being able to speak telepathically to the unseen forces beyond. Of course they are special, and only certain people can do it right? That’s what liars would love you to believe though. That they, not you are special. They can mumble and get magical responses that you cannot. Personally I spent a good bit of mumbling to myself, and never a voice but my own. Thankfully, because I would seek help if I started hearing them now. They want you to believe they knew they history of the earth before mankind was even here based on this. So we can all safely assume the earth was here first. In fact, this is the only fact I need to disprove every religion, ever. I have never seen a baby just born, and knows how to walk and talk. No, we are all creatures from the abyss, and of ignorance. We learn to speak from our family, we learn to count, to read, and our religion, if it’s part of our culture. Or part of a culture that will murder you, or harass you constantly calling you infidel, evil, eventually wage war and wipe out the pre-existing culture, and religion. In fact no human can experience life without their body. Coma’s are a pretty good example of this. A better example is brain damage in where the patient loses memory because it shows just how fragile our collected experience is. You cannot see without your eyes, you cannot feel without a brain, you cannot walk without legs. Your consciousness is the result of your body being functional, and it does not exist without it. Which is why there are so many religions as well, because of our gullibility of actually believing that some have evidence, but there hasn’t been any, none, not a bit of it that is more than a story, and it’s irony is that it’s always re-enforcement for the religion of the person claiming the story is true. A Native American would claim a prairie as far as the eye could see, a Muslim would claim Paradise, a Christian would claim heaven, a Norse valhalla, and so on, and so on, and so on. In fact, such a few of these humans making these claims are actually taking a close look at the planet we live on, and the sun we rotate around, and the moon that rotates around the earth that they all wrote wild claims about how it all got here, and the older the story, the more ridiculous stuff contained within. So don’t get swindled by these liars. Look at the actions of the human alone. Are they making these claims because they are holding microscopes to see things that are smaller, or using telescopes to see things further. Or do they already claim to know it all...

I'm sorry I don't have time to read all of that. My eager young, clean limbed nephew is coming over for a visit and I need to get the hot tub ready.

Can you give me the Cliff's notes?

YIC

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Hello, Cool -

Welcome to the friendliest, Godliest forum on the Internet! I'm sure you'll find this is a warm, gentle community just overflowing with Jesus' Divine Love.

What you should understand immediately is that is not interested in "personal integrity," or your opinions, or what you "feel" is right, OR anything else that may rattle around in that empty, blithering unSaved head of yours.

cares only about your blind, unquestioning, and literal obedience to every single syllable within His Word, the Holy KJV1611 Bible. (John 14:15; Matthew 7:21; 1 Samuel 15:22)

Read the Bible -ALL of it- and then get back to us, dear.

In Christ,
Mrs. Paddy McIrish

[Nahkriin]

Originally Posted by coolnamehuh

They want you to believe they knew they history of the earth before mankind was even here based on this. So we can all safely assume the earth was here first. In fact, this is the only fact I need to disprove every religion, ever.

Open up your KJV Bible, and read Genesis Chapter 1. That should disprove that.

[Redeemed Papist]

If only you would read and believe the Bible all that silly nonsense you just typed would fly right out of your head and you'd stop worrying about all those other false religions. With Jesus you don't need to wear your mind out trying to think, because judging by that drivel you've been finding it a chore.