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Thank You Jesus- Game -
06-24-2015, 02:58 PM
As the Bible clearly tells us time and time again, we are to be thankful.
1 Thessalonians 5:18 - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
Ephesians 5:20 - Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ
These are just two of many verses like them. So I thought, to remind us all to give thanks continually, we could play a game
I will start the game off with something I am thankful to God for that starts with A. The next person will do B, then C and so on. Once you get to Z you start over at A!
I thank the Lord for Amazing Grace!
Praise Jesus! For He alone saves
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06-24-2015, 06:51 PM
Just before lunch I made a big tray of cookies. So I'll have to say thank You, Lord, for butter!
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06-25-2015, 01:49 AM
Thank you jesus, for not making me a denial in faith. I truly believe in your path and that I am grateful for
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06-25-2015, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Just before lunch I made a big tray of cookies. So I'll have to say thank You, Lord, for butter!
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Originally Posted by Ocarina
Thank you jesus, for not making me a denial in faith. I truly believe in your path and that I am grateful for
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I thank the good Lord Jesus for giving us pastor Ezekiel Flint to guide us along our difficult path to Eternal joys in Heaven to the bosom of the everlasting conditional love of Jesus Christ!
Ezekiel 1:28
As the appearance of the bow that is in the cloud in the day of rain, so was the appearance of the brightness round about. This was the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the LORD. And when I saw it, I fell upon my face, and I heard a voice of one that spake.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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06-25-2015, 07:00 AM
FIRE!!
Thank you Lord for this gift. Getting witches to confess would take much more elbow grease without it.
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06-25-2015, 10:08 AM
Thank you Jesus for guilt, it's very comforting to know that evil and sin don't just happen or exist, but that there's always someone who has caused it, is responsible for it, and will be punished for it.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: Thank You Jesus- Game -
06-25-2015, 12:44 PM
Thank you Jesus for
HEAVEN
where Thou shalt take me to rest on your lap as I am weary and want to come Home to Thee!
Matthew 6:20
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Thank You Jesus- Game -
06-26-2015, 06:28 PM
Infinity!
Jesus, I thank you for giving me infinite LIFE for which to Praise and Glorify Your Holy Name for Ever and Ever!
I cannot WAIT for Him to receive me as His Holy Bride, and love me and care for me for Infinity!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Thank You Jesus- Game -
06-26-2015, 10:19 PM
Jerusalem!
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Re: Thank You Jesus- Game -
06-27-2015, 12:15 AM
Kirjathjearim
Praise God for every clear and concise word in His Scripture. I still get goosebumps from every single verse!
1 Chronicles 13:6 "And David went up, and all Israel, to Baalah, that is, to Kirjathjearim, which belonged to Judah, to bring up thence the ark of God the Lord, that dwelleth between the cherubims, whose name is called on it."
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Thank You Jesus- Game -
06-27-2015, 06:00 AM
I thank Jesus for lovin us so darn mush. He's love shines so brightly I cant barly see no more, but I aint complainin. Praise the Lord, brothers.
Deuteronomy 1:26
Notwithstanding ye would not go up, but rebelled against the commandment of the LORD your God
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Mawnin -
06-27-2015, 06:00 AM
praise the lord for when I open my eyes from the big nap to see your kingdom rising above me, and I got a days worth of fishin and barbecuking n spreadin the word ahead o me
John 1:3
All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
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Re: Mawnin -
06-28-2015, 07:15 PM
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Morning (correct spelling)
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Thank you Jesus for the NASA Space Challenger Disaster of 1/28/1986 resulting in 7 fatalities. Glory!! God hates NASA!
You have answered them, and you have caused death for their cause. Amen.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=90413
Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers
Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women
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Re: Thank You Jesus- Game -
06-28-2015, 07:23 PM
Thank the lord for the good olde Bible
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
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Re: Mawnin -
06-28-2015, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby Against Gays
praise the lord for when I open my eyes from the big nap to see your kingdom rising above me, and I got a days worth of fishin and barbecuking n spreadin the word ahead o me
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This is not about you per sé. Why do you want to focus all attention on yourself?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Thank You Jesus- Game -
06-29-2015, 05:40 AM
Thank you, Jesus for the soon-to-be-realized RAPTURE: getting us safe into the Clouds to be with you and leaving the vile repulsive sinners to face the Tribulations (Thank you for letting us watch the latter alphabetical concepts with you once in Paradise)!
The last part of this animation is about the sinful cities of the World.
1 Thessalonians 4:17
Then we which are alive [and] remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
Luke 17:34-37
I tell you, in that night there shall be two [men] in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Thank You Jesus- Game -
07-04-2015, 09:24 PM
I'm thankful for him Saving us women through childbirth!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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07-05-2015, 12:02 PM
Jesus Christ our Savior and Redeemer and the Chief Justice of the Heavenly Supreme Court,
Thank you for the United States of America.
Hebrews 11:16
But now they desire a better country, that is, an heavenly: wherefore God is not ashamed to be called their God: for he hath prepared for them a city.
Yours in Christ,
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Thank You Jesus- Game -
07-07-2015, 12:56 AM
Thank you Lord for Undoing sin. You are the greatest, most high - Alpha and Omega.
Thank you Lord for Visiting - we await you return!
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Re: Thank You Jesus- Game -
07-08-2015, 05:13 PM
Thank you Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior and Sweet Redeemer the Anointed One for your Wrath that will soon consume the sinners and abominations and cast them into Hellfire for our entertainment in Heaven!
Romans 1:18
For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
Yours in Christ,
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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