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Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
04-08-2011, 09:02 AM
Genesis 9:20-21:
And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
Here we can read how God loving man Noah wanted to be a good head of the family and planted a vineyard. After the grapes grew ripe he made some excellent wine. I'm not sure if Noah tasted the vine on the morning or on the evening, but I doubt it was during the day since he was scantily clad. Like some of you might have experienced, Noah's wine got him so happy that he decided to take a nap in his tent without bothering to cover him up.
Well, can't blame Noah for that. That could happen to anyone.
Genesis 9:22-23:
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
Ham saw his father in his compromised state and with a help of Shem and Japheth covered Noah up, so he wouldn't get cold. That is a fine example how we should raise our children. If the head of the family is tired after a long day of working and/or spreading God's word and drinking couple glasses of wine, children should always be there to help. Maybe Noah got drunk on purpose so he could see how his son would act. Using alcohol as a paranting tool?
1 Timothy 5:23:
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.
Bible even says alcohol is good for our stomach AND it takes away pains that come with old age.
Both of these things make me happy inside, but the latter one is just pure gold. Next time you hear your elderly complaining about their pains and just being cranky, maybe you should help them on their pains and pour them a large glass of good whiskey!
Matthew 26:29:
But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom.
Here on the last supper Jesus drank some wine and told that next time that he's able to enjoy a good glass of wine is in the heaven.
Now would you disappoint Jesus when your time comes and not drink alcohol when he offers it to you? I know I wouldn't. In fact I'm going to practise drinking wine, so that I'm very proficient in drinking when I meet Jesus!
Revelation 22:1:
And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
04-08-2011, 11:04 AM
We can drink wine in Heaven?
Oh yeah, I'm ready, get me out of here! I hope I die before I finish this post, please God, please please strike me dead, please!
It is not His will, I must suffer a bit longer on this hellish earth as my Master commands. I will obey.
But I hate it here.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
04-08-2011, 07:54 PM
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We can drink wine in Heaven?
Oh yeah, I'm ready, get me out of here! I hope I die before I finish this post, please God, please please strike me dead, please!
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Please don't be overly hasty, little puppy, the time for each of us will come.
By the way, how old are you in people years?
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
04-09-2011, 09:49 AM
I'm not sure how old I am, Mr. Sir Honorable Tannor Sir, as I am a mexican half-breed bastard. We have little understanding of the concept of time, that's why we are always very late or too early.
I remember poor Reverend Jones when I was a kid, and that wonderful President Ford, so I'm old enough to already have children and maybe even grandchildren by now, if I wasn't so accursed, greasy, and gross!
It's a tribulation to suffer, but I look at it this way; even in Heaven, people will like to look better than other people, and someone has to be on the bottom.
It's an honor to be on the bottom! Praise God!
I really wish I was drinking wine in Heaven with GOD. Maybe tonight, Lord?
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
04-09-2011, 05:07 PM
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I really wish I was drinking wine in Heaven with GOD. Maybe tonight, Lord?
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Somehow I find this thought quite soothing.
Cursed, thank you for your positive thinking.
Revelation 22:1:
And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
04-10-2011, 09:50 AM
I use to drive my Godly SUV after I drink wine. Thus I put my faith in God keeping me on the road, guiding me to the destination.
Proverbs 16:9 A man's heart deviseth his way: but the LORD directeth his steps.
I always keep a copy of KJV Bible in my car, in case I am stopped for a drunk test. If the cop is a True Christian, he will accept me quoting
Proverbs 16:9. If he is an atheist (as majority in Sweden are), I am getting jailed for Jesus.
Sweden has the most oppressive drunk driving laws in the world, because the Atheist government don't want the real people to put their faith in God behind the wheel.
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
06-02-2011, 03:32 PM
I think Noah was not drinking alchool, neither wine. He was rightous men and prophet.
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
06-02-2011, 03:34 PM
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I think Noah was not drinking alchool, neither wine. He was rightous men and prophet.
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The scripture was posted in the OP, so your opinion is worthless. Are you also suggesting that Jesus wasn't righteous nor a prophet when he converted water into wine?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
06-02-2011, 11:52 PM
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I think Noah was not drinking alchool, neither wine. He was rightous men and prophet.
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Of course, why read the Bible when you can make it up as you go along.
Genesis 9:20-21 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
12-07-2011, 02:02 PM
So god wants us to drink booze? Definitely getting on it tonight!
(On it refers to a good old drinking session, tonight being the rowing Christmas do!)
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12-07-2011, 03:04 PM
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So god wants us to drink booze? Definitely getting on it tonight!
(On it refers to a good old drinking session, tonight being the rowing Christmas do!)
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Yes, however, a word of caution...
1 Corinthians 6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Galatians 5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. So you see, God wants you to drink alcohol but not to go partying on it. Sorry, fornicator.
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
12-07-2012, 03:18 PM
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We can drink wine in Heaven?
Oh yeah, I'm ready, get me out of here! I hope I die before I finish this post, please God, please please strike me dead, please!
It is not His will, I must suffer a bit longer on this hellish earth as my Master commands. I will obey.
But I hate it here.
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Join the Pastafarianism religion and drink acohol all day long !
Enjoy extra long relaxed fridays (religous holiday) with your beer !
JOIN US IN THE PIRATE LAND.
- I'm not atheist, nor christian.
Both views are piffleed up and stupid !
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
12-07-2012, 04:06 PM
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drink acohol all day long !
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You are an excellent example of why that is such a bad idea!
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
06-04-2013, 06:02 AM
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We can drink wine in Heaven?
Oh yeah, I'm ready, get me out of here! I hope I die before I finish this post, please God, please please strike me dead, please!
It is not His will, I must suffer a bit longer on this hellish earth as my Master commands. I will obey.
But I hate it here.
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don't rush.. we will all come to that. Each of us has an end. Yeah i agree that life in here is not nice.. not at all, but we should trust God for that.
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
05-16-2014, 02:02 AM
Judges 9:13
Wine, which cheereth God and man.
Genesis 27:28 God give thee of the dew of heaven, and the fatness of the earth, and plenty of corn and wine.
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