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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Liam the Ex-Drunk! -
01-05-2013, 05:42 PM
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Liam the Ex-Drunk! -
01-05-2013, 05:46 PM
I've never been keen on Paddies. They seem to all be so keen on getting overworked about the colour orange (I thought green was their favourite colour) and (of course) killing each other for some reason.
But, happy birthday you piky potato muncher
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Liam the Ex-Drunk! -
01-05-2013, 06:24 PM
A Blessed Birthday to you, Mr. Liam!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Join Date: Jan 2013
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Liam the Ex-Drunk! -
01-05-2013, 06:49 PM
Oh!
Happy Birthday, Mister Liam, and I wish you many more birthdays!
YIC
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Liam the Ex-Drunk! -
01-05-2013, 08:54 PM
Happy birthday you old sot!
Another year sober, another year that much closer to Jesus Christ.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™
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Location: Islamic Caliphate of Germany
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Liam the Ex-Drunk! -
01-05-2013, 11:19 PM
Happy birthday Liam!
The Holy Book allows moderate consumption of alcohol, and it's nowhere accurately defined where "moderate" ends Pointing this out can help to win many Irish souls for Jesus, praise Him, our blessed Redeemer!
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Liam the Ex-Drunk! -
01-06-2013, 03:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Happy birthday you old sot!
Another year sober, another year that much closer to Jesus Christ.
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HE will drink to that!
CHEERS!
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Liam the Ex-Drunk! -
01-07-2013, 11:02 AM
Liam, on this your birthday, I want to share with you this sobering reminder that there can be no happiness without the Lord.
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