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Default Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. - 12-27-2012, 06:25 AM
You certainly do have the right attitude! Tell us, does this husband of yours have a life insurance policy?

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Default Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. - 12-27-2012, 06:39 AM
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You certainly do have the right attitude! Tell us, does this husband of yours have a life insurance policy?
He does, Brother Faith Machine. But soon after we separated, he quickly changed his beneficiary from me to someone else ... presumably naming one of his sissy paramours with whom he's probably mincing about in San Francisco or New York City or some other faggoty, sin-infested city right at this very moment. Sweet weeping baby Jesus, please save us from these vile perverts!

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Default Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. - 12-27-2012, 12:37 PM
If Natural Disasters is the wrath of God as said by the Lord Jesus Christ... then why did He destroy himself? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-XXESKr57s

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Default Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. - 12-27-2012, 08:38 PM
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If Natural Disasters is the wrath of God as said by the Lord Jesus Christ... then why did He destroy himself? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-XXESKr57s
Dear, that was a statue, an inanimate object. It wasn't the real Jesus. God "destroyed" Himself on the Cross, 2000 years ago. He got better, because He is God. The statue cannot get better, because it is just a statue.

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Default Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. - 12-27-2012, 09:38 PM
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If Natural Disasters is the wrath of God as said by the Lord Jesus Christ... then why did He destroy himself? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-XXESKr57s
Hello Nerddy. I think you will be happy when I tell you that the people of Monroe, OH rebuilt the statue but now you can see His whole body. There was a very mean nickname for the old statue it was "Quicksand Jesus" which does not make sense because Jesus can walk on water and quicksand is mostly water. I am not making this up there is a verse Matthew 14:25.

And in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went unto them, walking on the sea.

Quicksand would be nothing for Jesus.

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Default Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. - 12-27-2012, 11:46 PM
Such a shame. Did Jesus fly back to heaven until next Christmas?
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Default Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. - 12-27-2012, 11:52 PM
Jesus didn't "go" anywhere, you English fool. He is still here, among us. Just as He was in the beginning. He is also, simultaneously in all places and at all times.

Jesus is God; didn't you know that? Anyway, this is Jesus's thread, not yours, Spaniel Coalbridge.

Praise You Jesus, and I hope You got all my presents. I always try to give You as much as possible.

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Default Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. - 12-27-2012, 11:52 PM
Jesus didn't "go" anywhere, you English fool. He is still here, among us. Just as He was in the beginning. He is also, simultaneously in all places and at all times.

Jesus is God; didn't you know that? Anyway, this is Jesus's thread, not yours, Spaniel Coalbridge.

Praise You Jesus, and I hope You got all my presents. I always try to give You as much as possible.

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