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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-27-2011, 12:04 AM

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Listen witch, it is common knowledge that your kind are satanic sex perverts. Sending a spell at Brother Walk's penis would be just the sort of thing a witch slut like yourself would do. You are obviously hoping that three penises worth of orgy sex energy will be returned to you and your insatiable cooter.
I consider sex to be very sacred, only performed with someone that I truely love and trust. Orgies demean that sacred act.
Above all else, sending an evil hex on someone would mean threefold the evil would come back to the original sender of the hex, which is clearly something that I truely do not want.


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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-27-2011, 12:13 AM

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Above all else, sending an evil hex on someone would mean threefold the evil would come back to the original sender of the hex, which is clearly something that I truely do not want.
Bambi, allow me to provide you a hypothetical situation.

Let's suppose it's evening, during a violent storm. You tell Professor Bessemer that the bridge over Hell's Mouth Canyon is out, and that he should warn passing motorists because they won't be able to see the damage in the storm.

A little while later, you hear him telling motorists, "You should cruise down over the Hell's Mouth Canyon bridge tonight, I hear the view is FAR OUT!"

He's not trying to kill people off, he just misunderstood what you told him over the gale-force winds.

Now, I agree, you are not responsible for his misunderstanding. Nor are you responsible for what happened before you knew of his misunderstanding.

What if you now stand idly by, knowing that he's telling people the wrong thing, and do nothing? Would you not now be complicit in the deaths of the people Professor Bessemer sends into the chasm? Would you not now be subject, under your stated beliefs, to having three times that evil visited upon you?


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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-27-2011, 12:37 AM

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Bambi, allow me to provide you a hypothetical situation...

What if you now stand idly by, knowing that he's telling people the wrong thing, and do nothing? Would you not now be complicit in the deaths of the people Professor Bessemer sends into the chasm? Would you not now be subject, under your stated beliefs, to having three times that evil visited upon you?
If I were to stand by and say nothing in this situation, then yes, I do believe that I would have three times the evil returned to me, since, through my inaction, I would knowingly be allowing harm to befall others.
Now, if, after Professor Bessemer had already told them to drive to the canyon, I were to say to the motorists to not go to the canyon because the bridge was out, if the motorists decide, on their own free will, to follow Professor Bessemer's words instead, then the evil created by Professor Bessemer would not come back to me three times, since I had attempted to prevent any harm.


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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-27-2011, 12:51 PM

Bambi, I see that you changed your avatar. I'm thinking this is how your spell on my penis actually worked, sorry for accusing you of using a hex.
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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-28-2011, 04:28 AM

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If I were to stand by and say nothing in this situation, then yes, I do believe that I would have three times the evil returned to me, since, through my inaction, I would knowingly be allowing harm to befall others.

Now, if, after Professor Bessemer had already told them to drive to the canyon, I were to say to the motorists to not go to the canyon because the bridge was out, if the motorists decide, on their own free will, to follow Professor Bessemer's words instead, then the evil created by Professor Bessemer would not come back to me three times, since I had attempted to prevent any harm.
Agreed.

So, by your own stated beliefs, your "all-deities-in-one" deity told people of various cultures what he/she/it wanted them to hear, and they misunderstood.

The people started sharing wrong information.

They then started killing, torturing, burning others alive because of this wrong information, and continue to do so today.

YOUR DEITY DID NOT CORRECT THEM.

Therefore, is not your deity responsible for their behavior, just as you agree that you would be responsible for not correcting Professor Bessemer's misunderstanding about the bridge?

Why does your deity not correct them? Even you, with your feeble human "morality", know that you should correct Professor Bessemer for his misunderstanding. Doesn't your deity have morals?


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