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QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
03-19-2009, 10:36 PM
Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?
So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???
1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')
You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-19-2009, 10:40 PM
Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 02:17 AM
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Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 02:30 AM
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 07:21 PM
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Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)
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The south will rise again.
But then the north will go put them back down where they belong; just like last time.
Sherman pillaging? That would imply that there was something in the south worth taking.
At the start of the Civil war, Atlanta had a population of under 10k. It was the 99th largest city in the U.S. It was the 12th largest in the south. Sherman burned an evacuated city, that wasn't worth anything anyway.
Lincoln can be punched for being a possible homer. Robert E Lee for being a loser, but Sherman is a winner! The only thing he did wrong was he didn't sow the ground with salt as he was marching to the sea!
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 07:29 PM
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Lincoln can be punched for being a possible homer. Robert E Lee for being a loser, but Sherman is a winner! The only thing he did wrong was he didn't sow the ground with salt as he was marching to the sea!
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Well Sherman didn't enslave the women and children like Jesus wants done to a defeated people. That alone should earn General Sherman a stern rebuking. Christ grants Sherman a glorious victory over the South and that how Sherman repay Christ?
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 07:34 PM
Here's who I would like to punch;
1. Mel Gibson, for being a drunken Catholic.
2. George Carlin, for making fun of Jesus.
3. Bill Clinton, for causing every single problem in the world.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 10:55 PM
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The south will rise again.
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Quite possibly my good Brother.
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But then the north will go put them back down where they belong; just like last time.
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The north has become full of Lie-berals, homers, and emos. They won't put up much of a fight.
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Sherman pillaging? That would imply that there was something in the south worth taking.
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Our land, our crops, our cattle, our slaves, and our women.
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At the start of the Civil war, Atlanta had a population of under 10k. It was the 99th largest city in the U.S. It was the 12th largest in the south. Sherman burned an evacuated city, that wasn't worth anything anyway.
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Sherman also burned Columbia, South Carolina as well as numerous smaller towns on his march.
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Lincoln can be punched for being a possible homer.
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He certainly LOOKED like a homer. It's obvious he didn't beat his wife enough. She went insane. Proper beatings would have prevented that.
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Robert E Lee for being a loser
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Agreed Brother, agreed.
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but Sherman is a winner! The only thing he did wrong was he didn't sow the ground with salt as he was marching to the sea!
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Was Sherman a True Christian? If not he's burning in Hell! That's not much of a winner!
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2009, 01:58 AM
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Our land, our crops, our cattle, our slaves, and our women.
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As he said, something worth pillaging.
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Sherman also burned Columbia, South Carolina as well as numerous smaller towns on his march.
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Even smaller than Atlanta? Goodness, Landover's Main Sanctuary holds more people than the entire population of Atlanta during the Civil War!
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2009, 02:40 AM
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-19-2009, 10:42 PM
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Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?
So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???
1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')
You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.
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Why Gandhi?
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-19-2009, 10:46 PM
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Why Gandhi?
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Why not? I get to choose anyone, remember.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-19-2009, 10:49 PM
These are the ones I'd punch in the mouth;
Charles Darwin; furn turning people into animals
Copernicus for claiming the world is round.
George Ohm for claiming electricity is the result of a lot of little things moving around no one can see.
Smug little materialist with their disgusting naturalism. I'd give them a knuckle sandwich they wouldn't forget.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 01:11 AM
As a True Christian™ follower of the hung Savior, I believe in turning the other cheek -- although I periodically submit an annotated list of individuals worthy of smiting for our Lord's consideration.
Tonight's list includes:
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, for inventing the inhuman architecture that we all inhabit every day
Thomas Jefferson, for authoring the "Virginia Act for Establishing Religious Freedom" of 1786 and thereby denying the CHRISTIAN foundations of our great nation
And in honor of Easter, the Jews, for "knowing not what they do" (Ha!)
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 02:49 AM
That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 03:02 AM
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That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).
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I am surprised Brother Nobar that you know of internet porn and take time away from your Bible Study to read Voltaire. I only know of internet porn because I am a SCOOP agent and have an NTK (Need To Know) security clearance from the Governor of South Carolina. If you feel that you want to do some reseach into internet porn for Landover Baptist, let me know.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 03:47 AM
I don't live with my head in the sand.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 03:50 AM
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I don't live with my head in the sand.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 03:57 AM
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I am surprised Brother Nobar that you know of internet porn and take time away from your Bible Study to read Voltaire. I only know of internet porn because I am a SCOOP agent and have an NTK (Need To Know) security clearance from the Governor of South Carolina. If you feel that you want to do some reseach into internet porn for Landover Baptist, let me know.
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Brother Lazarus, I must be misunderstanding. It sounds like you're suggesting that Brother Nobar requires your or SCOOP's permission to perform duties for Landover.
SCOOP's jurisdiction ends at your state's boundaries, Brother. Though I'm sure that SCOOP could work with Landover to compare notes on the various sites we should be blocking in both states!
Speaking of your assorted online duties, how is that carpal tunnel problem? Did the brace help your wrist?
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 04:05 AM
I'd like to punch satan right in the nose. There's just nothing good about him.
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