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Ezekiel 3 -
03-19-2007, 01:18 PM
Ezekiel 3
Moreover he said unto me, Son of man, eat that thou findest; eat this roll, and go speak unto the house of Israel.
God tells Ezekiel to eat a scroll and to "fill his bowels" with it. He does, and finds it to be as sweet as honey.
So I opened my mouth, and he caused me to eat that roll.
And he said unto me, Son of man, cause thy belly to eat, and fill thy bowels with this roll that I give thee. Then did I eat it; and it was in my mouth as honey for sweetness.
I believe that he was speaking of non other than that Patriotic American sweet the Tootsie Roll.
I love em. Can't get enough if em. Yum Yum.
The world looks mighty good to me
'cause Tootsie Rolls are all I see
Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a Tootsie Roll to me
Tootsie Roll how I want your chocolatey chew
Tootsie Roll I think I'm in love with you
Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a Tootsie Roll to me.
Apart from Jesus© of course
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Ezekiel 3 -
03-19-2007, 01:36 PM
Praise Jesus! Leave it to a female to find a Biblical reference to a short brown log of sugar. And my namesake at that. Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ezekiel 3 -
03-19-2007, 01:57 PM
Pastor Deacon Fred has taught us that a "Scooby Doo" was a "feces roll", for which I've also heard the expression "Tootsie Roll" used...?
Maybe it's a little too early in the morning for SUV to delve into these heavy Theological matters. But I'd like to go on record anyway stating that the Word "Tootsie" sounds just a little too flippant for my taste in any context, Thank You, Jesus!
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Re: Ezekiel 3 -
03-19-2007, 02:16 PM
Harlots like Allie showd follow the Godly example of the gentle Sister Talitha. Talitha is clearly not a woman to go down on her knees before Him and open herself His glory.
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Re: Ezekiel 3 -
03-19-2007, 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SUV
Pastor Deacon Fred has taught us that a "Scooby Doo" was a "feces roll", for which I've also heard the expression "Tootsie Roll" used...?
Maybe it's a little too early in the morning for SUV to delve into these heavy Theological matters. But I'd like to go on record anyway stating that the Word "Tootsie" sounds just a little too flippant for my taste in any context, Thank You, Jesus!
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Come now, Sister SUV.
Take the Chocolate Log in your fingers and realise that It's a gift from The Lord ®.
You know, this candy reminds me about how a person can have a relationship with Jesus.
First, the center of this candy is soft, like a person’s heart. The Bible talks about having a hard heart. How does a heart become hard? Well, it is sin. The Bible says, “All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23). The hard candy reminds me of sin that covers the heart. Each time someone sins, another layer of hard stuff surrounds the heart. Then, to make it worse, people refuse to admit they are sinners. Instead, they cover their sin with pride, denial, even doing things that make them look good. That is like the wrapper covering this candy.
When a person removes the wrapper of denial and pride (remove wrapper), the Holy Spirit™ can complete His work. He can lick past all the hard stuff covering your heart (take a few licks SUV) and give you the gift of life that comes from knowing Jesus as Savior™. Your heart then belongs to Jesus©, and that is a wonderful ending.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Ezekiel 3 -
03-19-2007, 02:49 PM
Why, you are as Right as Rain, Sister Talitha!
Indeed, with JESUS, It's All GOOD!
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