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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 10:33 AM

Young lady, I want to know how you plan to save your bastard son from eternal damnation. I weep for his soul.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 01:26 PM

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If you have any legitimate, Godly communication you want to share with somebody, there is no need to hide it in a private message. We have no secrets here, and this is NOT a dating site.
My intentions were never to join for me to use it as a dating site anyway.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 01:37 PM

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Young lady, I want to know how you plan to save your bastard son from eternal damnation. I weep for his soul.
Id like some advice on how to go about doing that....if anyone could help me, give me some scripture. It would be nice.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 02:10 PM

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My intentions were never to join for me to use it as a dating site anyway.
Friend, as much as I'd want to believe you... do you have any idea how many harlots have tried to date me over the last years? On this Godly Forum?

It's only through my Friend, Jesus, that I was able to resist the lures of Satan.

Mark 8:33
But when he had turned about and looked on his disciples, he rebuked Peter, saying, Get thee behind me, Satan: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but the things that be of men.


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open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 08:21 PM

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Friend, as much as I'd want to believe you... do you have any idea how many harlots have tried to date me over the last years? On this Godly Forum?

It's only through my Friend, Jesus, that I was able to resist the lures of Satan.

Mark 8:33
But when he had turned about and looked on his disciples, he rebuked Peter, saying, Get thee behind me, Satan: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but the things that be of men.
No, I had no idea. I'm sorry if people have bothered you in that way, looking to date instead of interested in the Lord. I assure you my intentions are not of that.
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Smile Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 08:39 PM

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Id like some advice on how to go about doing that....if anyone could help me, give me some scripture. It would be nice.
Some things for you to think about tonight while you are in your prayer closet:
Deuteronomy 23
2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Hebrews 12
5 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
1 Samuel 20
25 And the king sat upon his seat, as at other times, even upon a seat by the wall: and Jonathan arose, and Abner sat by Saul's side, and David's place was empty.
27 And it came to pass on the morrow, which was the second day of the month, that David's place was empty: and Saul said unto Jonathan his son, Wherefore cometh not the son of Jesse to meat, neither yesterday, nor to day?
28 And Jonathan answered Saul, David earnestly asked leave of me to go to Bethlehem:
30 Then Saul's anger was kindled against Jonathan, and he said unto him, Thou son of the perverse rebellious woman, do not I know that thou hast chosen the son of Jesse to thine own confusion, and unto the confusion of thy mother's nakedness?
31 For as long as the son of Jesse liveth upon the ground, thou shalt not be established, nor thy kingdom. Wherefore now send and fetch him unto me, for he shall surely die.

Not a lot of doubt as to what God means here.

Sorry it took me so long to respond. I spent a better part of the day with my joo accountant and my broker ar Morgan Stanley. Had to balance my portfolio, sell stocks that underperformed and take the loss in 2011. I can repurchase the ones I know will rebound (thanks for the info, God) on 2/1/2012. I have a whopping tax bill I need to zero out. Apparently, what happenes in Vegas, the IRS wants to know about!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 12:52 AM

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Some things for you to think about tonight while you are in your prayer closet:
Deuteronomy 23
2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Hebrews 12
5 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
1 Samuel 20
25 And the king sat upon his seat, as at other times, even upon a seat by the wall: and Jonathan arose, and Abner sat by Saul's side, and David's place was empty.
27 And it came to pass on the morrow, which was the second day of the month, that David's place was empty: and Saul said unto Jonathan his son, Wherefore cometh not the son of Jesse to meat, neither yesterday, nor to day?
28 And Jonathan answered Saul, David earnestly asked leave of me to go to Bethlehem:
30 Then Saul's anger was kindled against Jonathan, and he said unto him, Thou son of the perverse rebellious woman, do not I know that thou hast chosen the son of Jesse to thine own confusion, and unto the confusion of thy mother's nakedness?
31 For as long as the son of Jesse liveth upon the ground, thou shalt not be established, nor thy kingdom. Wherefore now send and fetch him unto me, for he shall surely die.

Not a lot of doubt as to what God means here.

Sorry it took me so long to respond. I spent a better part of the day with my joo accountant and my broker ar Morgan Stanley. Had to balance my portfolio, sell stocks that underperformed and take the loss in 2011. I can repurchase the ones I know will rebound (thanks for the info, God) on 2/1/2012. I have a whopping tax bill I need to zero out. Apparently, what happenes in Vegas, the IRS wants to know about!

Thats okay! I understand people get busy. When I read these scriptures and pray about it... am I supposed to ask for God to forgive me and my son becoming a bastard child so that he may accept my son into Heaven someday?
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Of course you're supposed to ask God to forgive you! That's what this whole deal is all about.


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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 01:18 AM

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Of course you're supposed to ask God to forgive you! That's what this whole deal is all about.
I was just making sure I go about it the right way. I'm the type of person who likes to do things the right way!
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Angry Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 01:19 AM

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Thats okay! I understand people get busy. When I read these scriptures and pray about it... am I supposed to ask for God to forgive me and my son becoming a bastard child so that he may accept my son into Heaven someday?
Deuteronomy 23
2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

God spells it out so even the feeblest of minds can follow His Word. What part did you not understand?
You always have to ask for His forgiveness. You son is destined (as are his sons for ten generations) to eternity in Hell. Each generation will be born not only with original sin but the sin of bastardization.

As far as you being an out of wedlock whore whose rapist refused to pay the fifty shekels, that is another matter.

You have created quite a mess. Only God knows what punishments He will hand out and what your entire family is going to have to do to have God forgive your transgression.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Angry Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 01:21 AM

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I was just making sure I go about it the right way. I'm the type of person who likes to do things the right way!
Sure. That is why you stuck your ankles behind your ears at an all female boarding school.

You are in panic mode. Something else horrific is going on in your life and you know it is just the beginning of God's punishment


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 03:17 AM

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Deuteronomy 23
2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

God spells it out so even the feeblest of minds can follow His Word. What part did you not understand?
You always have to ask for His forgiveness. You son is destined (as are his sons for ten generations) to eternity in Hell. Each generation will be born not only with original sin but the sin of bastardization.

As far as you being an out of wedlock whore whose rapist refused to pay the fifty shekels, that is another matter.

You have created quite a mess. Only God knows what punishments He will hand out and what your entire family is going to have to do to have God forgive your transgression.

I wasn't raped. I am still with the father of my child. If this is what is going to happen to my son anyway why am I going to pray this prayer?
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 03:27 AM

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I wasn't raped. I am still with the father of my child. If this is what is going to happen to my son anyway why am I going to pray this prayer?
What exactly does "still with" mean? That you're living in sin? That you continue to offend Jesus by fornicating with this man?


And you expect Salvation for you and your bastard child!?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 03:44 AM

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I don't think so. Isn't your fiancee a second time virgin from being saved? She too, had sex before marriage. I can obviously be forgiven too, if I really am sorry for my sins.
Sister Daisy Mae's freshness seal has been ruptured?
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I wasn't raped. I am still with the father of my child. If this is what is going to happen to my son anyway why am I going to pray this prayer?
So why not simply marry the man, and render your child no longer a bastard, and yourself no longer a fornicating whore?


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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 03:44 AM

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What exactly does "still with" mean? That you're living in sin? That you continue to offend Jesus by fornicating with this man?


And you expect Salvation for you and your bastard child!?
I should get married so I am not fornicating. I do wish to live a better life. I was hoping with the help of your church to be able to guide me in that direction. I'm sorry if I offend you.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 03:50 AM

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Sister Daisy Mae's freshness seal has been ruptured?

So why not simply marry the man, and render your child no longer a bastard, and yourself no longer a fornicating whore?
Apparently so, one of her awards that your fellow church members receive said she is a second born again virgin. I guess she renewed herself a second time virgin being saved. Makes me wonder if I can achieve that as well. Instead of being called a 'whore' which nowday's is considered an insult, but I guess Jesus received persecution too. I'd like to get married so I am no longer in sin.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 03:50 AM

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I should get married so I am not fornicating. I do wish to live a better life.
OF COURSE you should get married, you addle-brained girl! You need a man to do your thinking, as the Holy Bible dictates.

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Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

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I was hoping with the help of your church to be able to guide me in that direction. I'm sorry if I offend you.
You offend Jesus! An unrepentant harlot who wallows in her sin makes Our Loving Savior beside Himself with rage! He has a special place reserved for you, your live-in boyfriend, and your bastard son down in hell.

Unless you repent, and I mean now.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 03:52 AM

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I should get married so I am not fornicating. I do wish to live a better life. I was hoping with the help of your church to be able to guide me in that direction. I'm sorry if I offend you.
What about this boy you are cohabitating with? Is he ready to give his life over to Jesus too?
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 03:55 AM

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Sure. That is why you stuck your ankles behind your ears at an all female boarding school.

You are in panic mode. Something else horrific is going on in your life and you know it is just the beginning of God's punishment
No, no, no. I did not do anything sexual while at an all-girls boarding school. I am in no way shape or form attracted to the same sex! I was pregnant two years after I attended that school.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-31-2011, 04:01 AM

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OF COURSE you should get married, you addle-brained girl! You need a man to do your thinking, as the Holy Bible dictates.






You offend Jesus! An unrepentant harlot who wallows in her sin makes Our Loving Savior beside Himself with rage! He has a special place reserved for you, your live-in boyfriend, and your bastard son down in hell.

Unless you repent, and I mean now.
Why the insults, Pastor? Please do not insult me. I already feel terrible for the sins I have committed and my plans are to repent heavily, so I may please The Lord thy God.
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