Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Landover to the Rescue - Christian Help Forum
Reload this Page God of War: harmless SJW fun or Jewish conspiracy?
Landover to the Rescue - Christian Help Forum A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Dr Laurence Niles's Avatar
Dr Laurence Niles Dr Laurence Niles is offline
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Christian Love One Year/1000 posts True Republican Ex-Brit Ex-eurotrash Eats the Most Pork Super Soaker Baptism Award Gold Tither True Christian Provider™ award Batman Shooting Survivor True Scientist™ Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Prayer Warrior Divorcee The Lord’s Witness Wound Punched the most queers Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Babysitter Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD Pancake Dinner Pastor Ezekiel Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Mission to Korea Probing for Jesus ex-sheep-shagger Asked questions later Crown of Incorruptibility GLORY Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default God of War: harmless SJW fun or Jewish conspiracy? - 04-22-2018, 11:08 AM

Today I found my naive, clean limbed, glabrous young youth of a nephew playing Nintendon’t’s lastest new arcade game The God of War in his bed room.

Do you know what I saw on the security video of him playing it in his room? A middle aged jooish fellow (I assume from his beard) living alone with an obviously Caucasian young youth, barely older than my nephew

How can this not be a prelude to anal sex simulator in the new Virtual Reality the kids are always talking? What is this middle aged male’s (who dresses like a Spanish white) prurient interest in a callow youth with barely the whisper of downy fluff on his glabrous skin I thought as I uploaded footage of my nephew onto my hard drive and made it JesOS compatible.

How is Mr Trump not banning this call to anality and why is no one talking about it?

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Romeo Rovagnati's Avatar
Romeo Rovagnati Romeo Rovagnati is offline
Jesuit Insurgency Operative
Forum Member

Hellbound Heathen Cathlick Eurotrash Messicant Italian Liar Perv Evil Devil's Trill Sonata Reaper Condemned Sinner Devil

 
Posts: 605
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: The evil city of Rome in the evil country of Italy, who was once Holy
Romeo Rovagnati is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Romeo Rovagnati is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Romeo Rovagnati is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Romeo Rovagnati is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Romeo Rovagnati is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Romeo Rovagnati is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Romeo Rovagnati is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Romeo Rovagnati is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: God of War: harmless SJW fun or Jewish conspiracy? - 04-23-2018, 10:14 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
Today I found my naive, clean limbed, glabrous young youth of a nephew playing Nintendon’t’s lastest new arcade game The God of War in his bed room.
Nintendo? That Chinese Videogame company who produces Paystations? Yeah, i know, it's horrible.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
Do you know what I saw on the security video of him playing it in his room? A middle aged jooish fellow (I assume from his beard) living alone with an obviously Caucasian young youth, barely older than my nephew

How can this not be a prelude to anal sex simulator in the new Virtual Reality the kids are always talking? What is this middle aged male’s (who dresses like a Spanish white) prurient interest in a callow youth with barely the whisper of downy fluff on his glabrous skin I thought as I uploaded footage of my nephew onto my hard drive and made it JesOS compatible.
I did some research on this game. The name "God of War" says all. Think about it. It talks about a "God" who goes on rampage, murders people and hates other Gods. There is no doubt who this God of War is... Allah! It is clear that the purpose of this franchise is having Allah killing other Gods of other religions. He already killed all of the Gods of the Greeks, now he is killing the Gods of the Swedes. Who's next? Jesus? Considering that the videogame industry was founded by a greedy joo who escaped from the gas chambers it wouldn't surprise me.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
How is Mr Trump not banning this call to anality and why is no one talking about it?

YIC
As far as i rember, Mr. Trump already said that he will ban violent video games. Considering that this game is brutal enough i'm sure it will be banned from America just like the towel wearing people (and i'm not talking about our nuns) banned it from their penisula.
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
South of the Border outreach program
True Christian™
 

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke TC Bravery 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Christian Love Mower Roper Crossburn Guns, Guts and GLORY! Mission to Korea True Christian Lady Ex-eurotrash Landover Mission to The Mexican Realms Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Crown of Incorruptibility BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 5 Years Glory GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Saved from Communism

 
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God of War: harmless SJW fun or Jewish conspiracy? - 04-23-2018, 06:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
The name "God of War" says all. Think about it. It talks about a "God" who goes on rampage, murders people and hates other Gods. There is no doubt who this God of War is... Allah! It is clear that the purpose of this franchise is having Allah killing other Gods of other religions.
That is a good point and the alternative is almost even worse:

Exodus 15:3 The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.




Now, any game which presumes to depict God, is not just blasphemy (as it makes up what God says and does) but also goes against the Second Commandment (although, padrecito Romeo, have no idea what I'm talking about).
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved