[Father Maurice Lester]

http://www.space.com/news/070108_moon_metric.html


It is nice to see that not all segments of America are ruled by silly creationists and their ill-educated ilk. NASA has decided to get their act together and from here on out will be working exclusively in the metric domain.

This acceptance of a world-wide standard (but for America and Liberia) is a small but vital step in the globalisation of the USA!

Praise Jesus and his many influential and powerful Catholic followers who are, thanks to Mr. Bush jr, expanding their impressive grip on the levers of American power.

At this rate America will soon be a full ally of Rome and a better place for the Church Jesus built and his billion or so followers.




Bless you, my soon to elect a Democratic President Liter-Hosers.
Father Mo

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Then you admit that adopting the metrosexual system is a step in the direction of a one-world government under the Antichrist, a/k/a His Unholiness Pope Maledict. Also, using centimeters instead of inches may make you sound more impressive on priests4altarboys4rightnow.com, but when Jesus drop-kicks you into the lake of fire for worshiping Dagon, Semiramis, and the death cookie instead of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, it won't matter one bit what units you use to measure the distance.