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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
03-30-2009, 11:47 AM
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Hey, whatever works for you.
I notice dear Zeke, however, has no such denial..
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It's beneath my dignity to comment on your wild, unsaved allegations. Don't try and drag me down into the gutter you witches wallow in.
Anyway, a classy man doesn't kiss and tell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
04-02-2009, 08:05 AM
So sodomites are virgins ...
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So sodomites are virgins ...
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You think we don't know that's the filth Dan Savage preaches I ought to ban for repeating his talking points.
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04-03-2009, 05:59 PM
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So sodomites are virgins ...
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What? What are you implying? If you've . . . (and it sickens me to even think about this, let alone TYPE it!) "laid with" someone of the same gender, you are anything BUT a virgin. A virgin is an unsullied, pure thing, beloved of God. Sodomites are digusting abominations, barely worthy of the Lords disdain!
Are you sure you're not a some sort of stealth queer?
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05-11-2009, 10:47 PM
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What? What are you implying? If you've . . . (and it sickens me to even think about this, let alone TYPE it!) "laid with" someone of the same gender, you are anything BUT a virgin. A virgin is an unsullied, pure thing, beloved of God. Sodomites are digusting abominations, barely worthy of the Lords disdain!
Are you sure you're not a some sort of stealth queer?
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05-11-2009, 11:24 PM
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Coming this summer the Stealth queer able to penetrate you in a single bound and leave before you even knew he was there. He only leaves behind one thing a mark on your behind...
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05-11-2009, 11:30 PM
That was an obvious satire of the remarks before me asking are you some sort of stealth queer I was trying to make a refrence of some sort of stealth queer superhero movie or something I didnt say I was going to sodomize him or unleash some sort of superhuman homosexual...Jeez learn to laugh a little...
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05-11-2009, 11:56 PM
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leave before you even knew he was there. .
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You might want to see a doctor about that.
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05-12-2009, 02:04 AM
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Ezekial, I don't understand. According to this chart, anal sex, fellatio, cunnilingus, and all sorts of other sexual touching are okay in terms of preserving virginity. Is that really what you believe? Even I don't agree with that.
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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
05-12-2009, 02:26 AM
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Ezekial, I don't understand. According to this chart, anal sex, fellatio, cunnilingus, and all sorts of other sexual touching are okay in terms of preserving virginity. Is that really what you believe? Even I don't agree with that.
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Lay off that "booze" for one day and look again when your vision is not blurry anymore.
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05-12-2009, 03:51 AM
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Lay off that "booze" for one day and look again when your vision is not blurry anymore.
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No, I have not being drinking, or smoking reefer or taking LSD or whatever the hell else you assume I do. Tell me what I am seeing wrong. The chart clearly has green arrows going from the penis to the anus, from penis to girl's mouth, from guy's mouth to vagina, among others. The green arrows mean "virginity preserved" as indicated by the key on top.
How could this mean anything different from how I am interpreting it?
And in case you weren't listening, I DO NOT believe that you can have anal sex and preserve your virginity.
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05-12-2009, 03:54 AM
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The chart clearly has green arrows going from the penis to the anus
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No it doesn't. You must need new glasses.
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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
05-12-2009, 03:59 AM
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No, I have not being drinking, or smoking reefer or taking LSD or whatever the hell else you assume I do. Tell me what I am seeing wrong. The chart clearly has green arrows going from the penis to the anus, from penis to girl's mouth, from guy's mouth to vagina, among others. The green arrows mean "virginity preserved" as indicated by the key on top.
How could this mean anything different from how I am interpreting it?
And in case you weren't listening, I DO NOT believe that you can have anal sex and preserve your virginity.
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Well, I did not accuse you of smoking reefer or taking LSD, although you did gave me a idea just now.
The way you interpret it is typical for your kind of people.
You see 2 buttocks and you immediately think of the exit hole that is between them and what queers do to those.
Let me remind you that a True Christian does not share that point of view.
Like I said, you have to look properly, but you seem to lack the ability to do just that.
Do you see that big red arrow? It points straight to the female entrance that should be sealed untill marriage.
Now look at the green arrows. They point at the buttocks. Clearly indicating there is nothing there a True Christian man would think of entering...
And it most certainly does not point right to the middle of the buttocks.
And in case you didnt read, which is pretty much the case, let me express again that anal sex is NOT good and tolerated. It's not even a question of "preserving virginity" or not, it is simply evil and a trademark of the gay community.
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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
05-13-2009, 02:55 AM
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Like I said, you have to look properly, but you seem to lack the ability to do just that.
Do you see that big red arrow? It points straight to the female entrance that should be sealed untill marriage.
Now look at the green arrows. They point at the buttocks. Clearly indicating there is nothing there a True Christian man would think of entering...
And it most certainly does not point right to the middle of the buttocks.
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Okay, I am looking at the chart properly now, and I have noticed that the red arrow does not point to the vagina, but the labia majora. Since I took labia majora to mean vagina, I also assumed buttocks would mean asshole. Forgive me.
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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
05-13-2009, 07:47 PM
The point remains that the chart doesn't indicate whether or not one can have anal sex and still be considered a virgin (because I neither see a red arrow, nor do I see any green arrows, pointing from penis to anus). Perhaps you need to make an updated chart to solve this problem?
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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
05-13-2009, 08:08 PM
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The point remains that the chart doesn't indicate whether or not one can have anal sex and still be considered a virgin (because I neither see a red arrow, nor do I see any green arrows, pointing from penis to anus). Perhaps you need to make an updated chart to solve this problem?
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This should all be common sense!
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05-13-2009, 08:17 PM
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This should all be common sense!
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Pointing out that having vaginal intercourse means you're no longer a virgin is common sense, too, and yet the need was felt to make that ridiculous chart. The chart should at least be complete.
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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
05-14-2009, 05:48 AM
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And in case you weren't listening, I DO NOT believe that you can have anal sex and preserve your virginity.
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Coming from a feminazi communist who believes that her grandfather was a gorilla, I'm not surprised.
Look up the word "virgin" in a dictionary. We don't make things up here, we follow the Holy Word of God.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
05-15-2009, 12:25 AM
So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?
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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
05-15-2009, 12:28 AM
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So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?
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Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? This is a Christian forum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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