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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-04-2007, 03:12 PM

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..Contrary to what you do now you mean?
Yours is a cowards excuse if I've ever seen one.

If you have no real purpose here, and is only here to be a silly annoyance and a waste of Jesus bandwidth, then get thee hence.

Don't worry. You realise if you spend enough time on the internet, my ass is always going to make claims, Im all over.

Honestly.
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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-04-2007, 03:22 PM

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Don't worry. You realise if you spend enough time on the internet, my ass is always going to make claims, Im all over.

Honestly.
No doubt..
Most of you atheist fools have way too much time on your hands.


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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-04-2007, 07:16 PM

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No doubt..
Most of you atheist fools have way too much time on your hands.


Woah, not supposed to turn out like that.
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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-05-2007, 11:35 AM

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It isn't even close, but YOU have been warned, so start tithing or else!
Thus proving my point. Thankyou muchly, Pastor Al.

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Yes, I wouldn't TEST it on a mere wound.
But if it was NEEDED I'd pray and the wound would heal, if God willed it.
There's the difference, and not even you can be that stupid as to not see it..
God isn't a tool, He is God. You don't use God, He uses you.
Yes, and I'm sure all those people who have lost relatives/spouses/friends etc who have prayed fervently to your god and have lost them anyway would agree with you.

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So what does your "common sense" lead you to believe about your false demon "gods"? They exist, but don't have the power to heal you? They have the power to heal you, but don't want to? Either way, worshipping them doesn't seem too sensible.
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So you have enough common sense to realize they can't really help you?
That makes me very glad. Mabye there is hope for you yet.
Haven't you ever heard the saying 'prevention is better than cure'? What better way to help a wound not be there than by utilizing common sense to stop it happening in the first place?

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Are you too blind to see this?
There is still hope for you, Rachel, reject your false gods and dead idols and worship the living God and His Son Jesus Christ.
For only HE can get you to Heaven.

REPENT!
Hmm, you didn't even ask me to tithe.



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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-05-2007, 04:44 PM

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Yes, and I'm sure all those people who have lost relatives/spouses/friends etc who have prayed fervently to your god and have lost them anyway would agree with you.
I can't say I care.
Yours is a "billions of flies eat shit therefore it must be good" type of argument.
If they disagree with us, then they disagree with the Bible (cause we follow it to the letter) and then they're wrong.
If God wanted their relatives to live.. He would have Saved them, as I said.
But God, in His wisdom, chose not to, Praise Him!

And here is a difference between God and empty, made-up faith as yours..
God is a living individual, who does as He pleases.
He's not a dead idol as yours, unto whatever good thing you receive may be ascribed.. When in reality - it is a dead lump.
God is alive, and He is the cause of all things, and the wrath of the living God is terrible.
Which you will found out up close and personal one glorious day, Praise Jesus!

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Haven't you ever heard the saying 'prevention is better than cure'? What better way to help a wound not be there than by utilizing common sense to stop it happening in the first place?
Agreed.
So why don't you accept Jesus?
It's the only sane thing to do.


And you must realize now that you have no case here, and attacking us on this is the biggest form of hypocrisy.
We are commanded not to test the Lord, while you aren't commanded against testing your so-called gods.
And when asked to do the same thing you ask us, you refuse, refering to your "common sense", but if we respect God's wishes and refuse, you call it a lack of faith..
Talk about double-standards..

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Hmm, you didn't even ask me to tithe.
It was implied, it's part of accepting Jesus.
BTW If you refer to me as "Sallyboy" again, you're getting an infraction, harlot.


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Woah, not supposed to turn out like that.
Yes, I can see how you would say that..
I'd complain too, if I had turned out to be a empty-headed atheist.


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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-05-2007, 05:41 PM

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Unless of course you can respond with some evidence to show the truth in this video?
What is your contention.....that we send film crews all over the world to fake monumental stupidity so we can post it free on You Tube for the purpose of illustrating that people who believe in nonsense hurt themselves? Do YOU believe this particular stupid mormon didn't hack his own arm off? Do YOU believe that people who try to pet bears in zoos don't get mauled? That is exactly the reason you Swedes are living proof that people with frozen brains don't migrate to temperate zones.


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I can't say I care.
Yours is a "billions of flies eat shit therefore it must be good" type of argument.
What on Earth?? That's more your argument, not mine.

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Agreed.
So why don't you accept Jesus?
It's the only sane thing to do.
So you think I should go from being a sensible person who uses common sense to someone who believes in the power of a guy who's either dead or never existed, son of a being who I'm certain does NOT exist??
Umm....no. No thankyou.

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And you must realize now that you have no case here, and attacking us on this is the biggest form of hypocrisy.
We are commanded not to test the Lord, while you aren't commanded against testing your so-called gods.
And when asked to do the same thing you ask us, you refuse, refering to your "common sense", but if we respect God's wishes and refuse, you call it a lack of faith..
Talk about double-standards..
No, I'm calling it a lack of stupidity. Look, what bonehead would do something like that just to show off when it could simply be avoided in the first place???
And besides, I'm not the one who's claiming that that guy on the video should have been praying to my gods instead of working on his chi, you ARE the ones claiming he should have prayed to jeebuz instead, therefore the burden of proof is on you.

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It was implied, it's part of accepting Jesus.
BTW If you refer to me as "Sallyboy" again, you're getting an infraction, harlot.
Agreed. As you can see, I didn't call you Sallyboy even once.



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What on Earth?? That's more your argument, not mine.
Really? How so?
Since I only care about what God and His Holy Word says, I can't see how you could say that.
But then, you're only grasping after straws here, anything to admit that you're hopelessly lost in your delusions.

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So you think I should go from being a sensible person who uses common sense to someone who believes in the power of a guy who's either dead or never existed, son of a being who I'm certain does NOT exist??
Umm....no. No thankyou.
And this is coming from a PAGAN?

Exactly what is sensible about worshipping gods that look like 8-armed elephant men.. Or that has dog heads? Or swings hammers 'round, causing lightning?
Or that ride 8-legged horses? To believe that you can walk on the rainbow? That spirits live in rocks?
That the sun travels across the sky in a boat? Or dragged in a chariot?
That's pagan religion for you. so yeah.. Really sensible indeed!


Of course, you pick and choose what of all this stupidity to believe.
But you might want to consider the source of that which you choose to believe..
Trust that those people believed in alot of the things I said above, so I wouldn't call them too reliable sources of religious truth..

Stop acting like you're sensible, or even use common sense when it comes to religion.
You simply pick and choose what to believe out of a whole sea of pagan BS.

So you have neither true faith nor common sense.
And is in no position whatsoever to critizise anything.

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No, I'm calling it a lack of stupidity. Look, what bonehead would do something like that just to show off when it could simply be avoided in the first place???
Someone who wanted to test his/her faith?
If there is no commandment against it, testing your faith would be the only reasonable thing to do:
That way you could know if you're wasting your time with a false belief or not.

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And besides, I'm not the one who's claiming that that guy on the video should have been praying to my gods instead of working on his chi, you ARE the ones claiming he should have prayed to jeebuz instead, therefore the burden of proof is on you.
We claimed He would be better off praying to Jesus, yes.
But not that He should disobey Him by tempting Him, so once again:
You got no case.

And since you believe in common sense, wouldn't it be sensible:
If you have no commandment against testing your so-called gods, to do so?
That way you would know if they actually have any power, or even exist.

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Agreed. As you can see, I didn't call you Sallyboy even once.
Watch it, smart-mouth.
Shape up and call me by proper name, last warning.


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Really? How so?
Since I only care about what God and His Holy Word says, I can't see how you could say that.
But then, you're only grasping after straws here, anything to admit that you're hopelessly lost in your delusions.
Ok, now I don't even know what you're talking about. I dare you to make less sense.

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And this is coming from a PAGAN?

Exactly what is sensible about worshipping gods that look like 8-armed elephant men.. Or that has dog heads? Or swings hammers 'round, causing lightning?
Or that ride 8-legged horses? To believe that you can walk on the rainbow? That spirits live in rocks?
That the sun travels across the sky in a boat? Or dragged in a chariot?
That's pagan religion for you. so yeah.. Really sensible indeed!
Did I say I believe those things? I'm not the one making claims here, you are.

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Of course, you pick and choose what of all this stupidity to believe.
But you might want to consider the source of that which you choose to believe..
Trust that those people believed in alot of the things I said above, so I wouldn't call them too reliable sources of religious truth..
As opposed to the bible, of course, heavily edited piece of crap literature that it is.

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So you have neither true faith nor common sense.
And is in no position whatsoever to critizise anything.
I know well enough not to go about chopping my arms to prove anything.

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Someone who wanted to test his/her faith?
If there is no commandment against it, testing your faith would be the only reasonable thing to do:
That way you could know if you're wasting your time with a false belief or not.
That's dumb, do you really think a higher power would think it a great idea to advise people to lop their hands off as a test?

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We claimed He would be better off praying to Jesus, yes.
But not that He should disobey Him by tempting Him, so once again:
You got no case.
And how, exactly, would he have been better off?

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And since you believe in common sense, wouldn't it be sensible:
If you have no commandment against testing your so-called gods, to do so?
That way you would know if they actually have any power, or even exist.
See my second-to-last response.

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Watch it, smart-mouth.
Shape up and call me by proper name, last warning.
Ok, ok, SS, no need to get your panties underwear in a wad.



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That's dumb, do you really think a higher power would think it a great idea to advise people to lop their hands off as a test?
The higher power I serve is advising me that it'd be a great idea to lop your head off right about now, so I'd quit flapping my witchly yap if I were you!


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Ok, now I don't even know what you're talking about. I dare you to make less sense.
I'm not surprised you are confused, being a woman and all..
I said:
"yours is a "billions of flies eat shit therefore it must be good" type of argument."
Your replied that was more my argument.

So I ask again, how so?
Or maybe you don't even know what the "billions of flies" parable mean?

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Did I say I believe those things? I'm not the one making claims here, you are.
You believe in atleast parts of religions that believed those things.
That makes all of your beliefs tainted by association:
They all come from deluded ooga-booga men, cause all paganism do.
So the only sane thing would be to reject paganism altogether.

Stop acting like "common sense" made you choose a pagan faith.
You're only making yourself look like a complete idiot.

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As opposed to the bible, of course, heavily edited piece of crap literature that it is.
The Bible has never been edited since it was dictated by God in 1611.
Only change since then is the font in which it's usually printed in.

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I know well enough not to go about chopping my arms to prove anything.
You don't need to.
But you wouldn't dare test your faith on even the most harmless thing.
Because you are faithless and deep down, your probably know you're wasting your time on silly beliefs...
But you keep doing it because it makes you feel good and "spiritual".


But wouldn't it feel even better to get to know the true God, Jesus Christ?
A God that is real, and can love you?

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That's dumb, do you really think a higher power would think it a great idea to advise people to lop their hands off as a test?
No.
And thanks for contradicting your first arguments in this thread, fool.

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And how, exactly, would he have been better off?
He wouldn't have cut off His arm to test God.
Because He'd know it's a sin..

You talked of prevention earlier, and there is no prevention to sin like Jesus Christ. Cause the Saved cannot sin. (1 John 3:6)
Praise God!

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Ok, ok, SS, no need to get your panties underwear in a wad.
Awww.. Someone getting frustrated?
Your (very mature) insults are hurting.. Really.


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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The higher power I serve is advising me that it'd be a great idea to lop your head off right about now, so I'd quit flapping my witchly yap if I were you!
My, aren't we in a good temper this morning.



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My, aren't we in a good temper this morning.
I'm getting the exact same message, witch. Now would be an excellent time to go ahead and accept Jesus.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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