[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

It's a peaceful night here in Iraq, where birds are singing cheerfully and grateful Iraqis are assembling outside the Embassy with torches and pitchforks of appreciation.

We had quite a successful day here, but it didn't look very good early this morning. The school that we were preparing to paint had been blown up overnight with a truck bomb. But thinking quickly in front of the embedded news media, we decided to paint the rubble. It's was a huge success!

Tonight we are celebrating with a quiet prayer for Our Brave Troops and Independent Contractors. Then we will enjoy a quiet lobster dinner (flown in nightly from Maine!) courtesy of Halliburton, and a night of playing Stratego and Jenga before returning to the compound.

So it was quite a good day here in Iraq, where we're turning the corner and can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

[Larry Lee]

What a breath of fresh air your reports are, Trent!

I imagine that explosion was just the result of failing Baathist-era infrastructure. An exploding steam pipe. Faulty electrical. No big deal.

Oh, but hey, about that Maine Lobster. Seeings how you're patriotically serving your country -- AT GREAT PERSONAL HARDSHIP, unlike the cut 'n' rum Democrats -- I thought I'd send you the recipe for Lobster Hardee’s-Style. I think you'll like it.

6 fresh, living Maine lobster, 1½ lb each
3 cup boxed pancake mix
5 cup club soda
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1½ teaspoon black pepper
4 tablespoon seasoned salt
½ teaspoon ground ginger, optional

Steam the lobsters: Fill a large pot with 2-inches of water, and bring to a strong boil. Add a handful of salt for each lobster. Put the lobsters in the boiling water. Cook for 20 minutes. Take out. Let cool, and then pick the lobster meat out of the bodies.

Prepare the pancake batter: Combine the seasoning mixture and mix thoroughly.

Deep-fry the lobster meat: Dust the lobster meat lightly but evenly in flour, letting the meat dry on a waxed paper lined cookie sheet for a few minutes. Then dredge the meat in the batter, making sure to coat the pieces evenly.

Fry the battered lobster meat in small portions at a time in hot oil in an electric fry pan. Turn the meat once to brown evenly. Remove with tongs and drain on paper towels.

Serve at once with French fries and a shake. Or, if duty calls, and you find yourself helping an orphan wipe an exploded terrorist's entrails from the orphan's school books, this is a dish that tastes just as good cold! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Thanks for the recipe, Mr. Lee. It will make for a nice change of pace, because we have lobster, aged Filet Mignon, Prime Rib, and fresh Chilean Sea Bass almost every night. To tell you the truth, I am getting so sick of steamed lobster and all that drawn butter that I sometimes just eat a couple of bites before throwing the whole 3 pound lobster in the garbage!

[Bobby-Joe]

That’s the democrats in action for you. You have heroes like Trent Harvey risking their lives for America every day and do the Democrats make sure Harvey needs what it takes to get the job done? No! The Left is doing its’ best to create another Vietnam in Iraq.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.

Thanks for the recipe, Mr. Lee. It will make for a nice change of pace, because we have lobster, aged Filet Mignon, Prime Rib, and fresh Chilean Sea Bass almost every night. To tell you the truth, I am getting so sick of steamed lobster and all that drawn butter that I sometimes just eat a couple of bites before throwing the whole 3 pound lobster in the garbage!

You could go without the lobster, or food in general for awhile and be just fine.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Joo

You could go without the lobster, or food in general for awhile and be just fine.

Are you one of those Breatharians?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Are you one of those Breatharians?

I think the message of what I said is pretty clear. And I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that term BT, so I can't give you an answer without knowing what it is.

[Homertard]

Well done Trent.

[Sista Lateefah]

Originally Posted by Joo

I think the message of what I said is pretty clear. And I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that term BT, so I can't give you an answer without knowing what it is.

I think Brotha Temperance had been talkin' 'bout folk like this man.

He also wears the vermilion "tika" mark on his forehead, more often seen on married Hindu women. His followers call him "mataji" or goddess.

Not only do the cow worshipper supposedly not eat anythang and spend his life in stanky ol' caves, but he be a homer as well. I's not impresseded, personally. He had only did that fo' ten days. Our Lord had did it in the desert fo' fo'ty days and fo'ty nights. Praise!

[Homertard]

Yeah, but Jesus was the son of God, this man is a mere human, like yourself. Where does it say he was a homosexual?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Homertard

Yeah, but Jesus was the son of God, this man is a mere human, like yourself. Where does it say he was a homosexual?

He dresses up like a married woman! Do you know what one of the defining features of a married woman is? They love men! If he lived in a civilised society, he'd be wearing a bridal dress, but he's a dothead, so he just has a dot on his head. Either way, the message is the same - unrepentant homerism.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Originally Posted by Homertard

Yeah, but Jesus was the son of God, this man is a mere human, like yourself. Where does it say he was a homosexual?

Oh, you can TELL a gay a mile away, the way they swish their butts to the throbbing disco music. You can have your Elton John and Village People, give me Anita Bryant and Kate Smith!



GLORY!!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.

Thanks for the recipe, Mr. Lee. It will make for a nice change of pace, because we have lobster, aged Filet Mignon, Prime Rib, and fresh Chilean Sea Bass almost every night. To tell you the truth, I am getting so sick of steamed lobster and all that drawn butter that I sometimes just eat a couple of bites before throwing the whole 3 pound lobster in the garbage!

Trent, you're doing such find work against the enemies of freedom that I'm sending you a gift certificate for the place my food comes from.

I especially reccomend their caviar sampler:


Unit: 3 caviars / 1 server / 2 spoon Per Piece: $198.00

Just make sure you order it with express shipping.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Wow Jeb, I'm already sweating in anticipation.Sweating more than usual, anyway. The Caviar looks good, but it's an aquired taste and I might share my food with one of the Iraqi translaters.



$165.00 for 12 lb of Speck Prosciutto, the best Ham ever? What a good deal. Now this is the REAL Bagdad looting spree!

[Joshua Brooks]

Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.

Thanks for the recipe, Mr. Lee. It will make for a nice change of pace, because we have lobster, aged Filet Mignon, Prime Rib, and fresh Chilean Sea Bass almost every night. To tell you the truth, I am getting so sick of steamed lobster and all that drawn butter that I sometimes just eat a couple of bites before throwing the whole 3 pound lobster in the garbage!

Do you have large lobsters or big juicy lobsters? I have family deployed to the uncivilized frenges of human existence and I'm told they eat lobster every other day, but they are small lobster tails. A nice whole alaskan lobster doesn't sound all that bad right about now.

[SUV]

Bless you for all you do for your Country, Brother Trent and remember: When you face hardship & deprivation Over There, like maybe the lobster's Butter's gone cold on you and you have no time to re-heat it because you're busy at the same time with your Godly Blog to get the Word out to us civilians, yea, remember: You're doing it all for God and Country. In that order. In fact, I don't Believe that too many of the un-Godly would join our Military to serve these Noble Causes if not beat over the head with Religion (and for our own good).

Glory!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by SUV

Bless you for all you do for your Country, Brother Trent and remember: When you face hardship & deprivation Over There, like maybe the lobster's Butter's gone cold on you and you have no time to re-heat it because you're busy at the same time with your Godly Blog to get the Word out to us civilians, yea, remember: You're doing it all for God and Country. In that order. In fact, I don't Believe that too many of the un-Godly would join our Military to serve these Noble Causes if not beat over the head with Religion (and for our own good).

Glory!!!

Praise Jesus! And don't forget about all the time they spend painting those schools. Or what's left of them.

[SUV]

Here is a photo from the current #1 CNN news story. It superceded all that grim & boring stuff, like people dying in fires in this Country. It's about.....Iraqis frolicking in pools in Baghdad.

Bravo, CNN! Well done! We must continue focusing on Iraq so that America realizes the necessity of Staying the Course; you know how forgetful folks can get otherwise.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by SUV

Here is a photo from the current #1 CNN news story. It superceded all that grim & boring stuff, like people dying in fires in this Country. It's about.....Iraqis frolicking in pools in Baghdad.

Here we see a typical Iraqi having a day out with his wife.

[nikilds]

Before George Bush liberated the Iraqis, were they even allowed to swim?

I heard that Sadaam Hussein and his brothers had "improper relations" parties at his palaces in Baghdad. Hopefully we've stopped all that immoral activity by getting rid of those vile sinners who were in power.