[Larry Lee]

... well, at least Jenna's not following in her father's youthfully indiscrete footsteps and getting an abortion, Praise Jesus.

And another reason to praise the Lord is the fact that Jenna's mate and soon-to-be husband – Henry Hager – comes from solid Republican breeding stock. Henry's father – John Henry Hager – is the chairman of the Republican Party of Virginia, a former Assistant Secretary in the Department of Education, and the former Lieutenant Governor of Virginia. With all the success and demands of his political career, though, John Hager neglected to instruct his son on the avoidance of moral turpitude, which is what has brought us to where we are today.

Still, the couple seems well matched:

Jenna gettin' down

Henry gettin' down

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept-of...fer-290311.php

[Bobby-Joe]

It is good to see that Jenna has the kind of take personal responsibility we like in a Christian woman and isn't screaming rape or trying to kill her little baby. She knows that it was her own harlotry that lured poor Mr Hager into debauching herself on her. She behaved like a common street tramp, using her mommy cave has if it was the very lying, slobbering mouth of Satan and God is repaying her in fitting coin. PRAISE Jesus Father Bush has taught her to take her punishment like a Christian.

Speaking of Father Bush; Brother Larry, do we have any information as to if our Godly president has ever promise kept with his daughters? I imagine a godly man like President Bush could easily covenant a prayer covering on both of those girls at once.

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Speaking of Father Bush; Brother Larry, do we have any information as to if our Godly president has ever promise kept with his daughters? I imagine a godly man like President Bush could easily covenant a prayer covering on both of those girls at once.

What an excellent question, Brother BJ. I don't know if the Bush twins ever pledged their sacred hymens to Daddy God and Daddy Daddy. It's something Wash should investigate.

[SUV]

What a Blessing for America: Soon more of the Bush Dynasty will be on the way!

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

It's great to see a merger of these two great Republican families. Growing up in Virginia, I had a chance to see firsthand the steady and brilliant leadership of John Henry Hager as Lieutenant Governor and chairman of the Republican Party of Virginia. These two young people have had the absolute best upbringings and the finest examples of moral Christians in their parentage. So as with every Republican family, I expect the younger generations to just get better and better!

Congrats! I guess now I'll have to set my sights on Barbara!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Congrats! I guess now I'll have to set my sights on Barbara!

I believe Dick Cheney's daughter is unmarried as well.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by SUV

What a Blessing for America: Soon more of the Bush Dynasty will be on the way!

I trust the next generation will show the same good judgement in making sure to appoint nice Catholic boys to the Supreme Court.


I predict a rise in the sale of chicken blood shortly before the nuptials.



Bless you, my future displaced person,
Father Mo

[vestal_mastecation (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by SUV

What a Blessing for America: Soon more of the Bush Dynasty will be on the way!

Yeah, the Bush family puts the 'Nasty' into Dynasty!