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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-07-2007, 04:27 AM
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It's my personal opinion that all Anime is boring. Terribly, terribly boring. I can't help it. The plots all seem to be so stupid; I don't know how people get away with writing that crap.
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hmmm...pokemon always seems to keep me interested....
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01-07-2007, 04:33 AM
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hmmm...pokemon always seems to keep me interested....
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Typical satan worshiper. That "pokerman" was sent by satan into this world. HERE is a sermon on just that subject.
Your dark master will only drag you down to hellfire and an eternity in satan's rape rape rooms. Better accept Jesus now.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-07-2007, 04:39 AM
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Typical satan worshiper. That "pokerman" was sent by satan into this world. HERE is a sermon on just that subject.
Your dark master will only drag you down to hellfire and an eternity in satan's rape rape rooms. Better accept Jesus now.
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i definately dont worship satan.
and i mean, c'mon! this little guy is just so cute.
if this is satan, the devil is ADORABLE.
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01-07-2007, 04:45 AM
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Typical satan worshiper. That "pokerman" was sent by satan into this world. HERE is a sermon on just that subject.
Your dark master will only drag you down to hellfire and an eternity in satan's rape rape rooms. Better accept Jesus now.
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It's a KIDS SHOW, so what if it has "monsters", that doesn't make them demons.
And it's spelt "pokemon" don't be dumb, and you say I'M empty-headed and as smart as a guppy?
Pokemon are so harmless anyways, they are definantly not some "dark master" or "Satan"
<---- Not Satan.
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01-07-2007, 04:49 AM
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It's a KIDS SHOW, so what if it has "monsters", that doesn't make them demons.
And it's spelt "pokemon" don't be dumb, and you say I'M empty-headed and as smart as a guppy?
Pokemon are so harmless anyways, they are definantly not some "dark master" or "Satan"
<---- Not Satan.
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Poke-man seems to be a clear hint for children to become homersexual. Cuteness makes boys want to design women's clothes instead of playing Cowboys and Muslims. It's a plot, just like the Teletubbies which we have discovered and are telling the world.
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-07-2007, 04:57 AM
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Poke-man seems to be a clear hint for children to become homersexual. Cuteness makes boys want to design women's clothes instead of playing Cowboys and Muslims. It's a plot, just like the Teletubbies which we have discovered and are telling the world.
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That's why the anime I like involves this guy. Huge swords are the epitome of manliness
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01-07-2007, 05:02 AM
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Poke-man seems to be a clear hint for children to become homersexual. Cuteness makes boys want to design women's clothes instead of playing Cowboys and Muslims. It's a plot, just like the Teletubbies which we have discovered and are telling the world.
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its Pokem on.
and a lot of feminine guys arnt gay. some are just born that way(feminine, that is). a lot of gay people are extremely nice people . most of them treat women like real people, rather than just objects, like you people do.
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01-07-2007, 05:06 AM
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That's why the anime I like involves this guy. Huge swords are the epitome of manliness
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Sounds to me like you wouldn't mind having one of those swords go right up your poop chute!
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01-07-2007, 05:11 AM
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Sounds to me like you wouldn't mind having one of those swords go right up your poop chute!
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Really, do you think at all before you talk?
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01-07-2007, 05:14 AM
Not all animes are filled with cute things, gosh, way to go with generalizing.
Like Grinder posted, a lot of them have "manly" things in them.
And like molly stated, there are a lot of femenine boys that just can't help it because they were born that way (the way God wanted them to be since he creates everyone, supposedly and by what i beleive )
And i know a lot of femenine boys, and they ARN'T gay.
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Sounds to me like you wouldn't mind having one of those swords go right up your poop chute!
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I just can't stand your unintellectual posts. You have the worst replies to things i've ever heard.
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01-07-2007, 05:17 AM
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I just can't stand your unintellectual posts. You have the worst replies to things i've ever heard.
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Thanks for the support shauna,
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01-07-2007, 05:32 AM
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Thanks for the support shauna,
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no problem!
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-07-2007, 05:40 AM
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I just can't stand your unintellectual posts. You have the worst replies to things i've ever heard.
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Please don't take it upon yourself to invent your own words until you have a command of God's English comparable to that of a Brazilian fifth grader with Down syndrome... and until you have ceased making posts like this one:
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I personally don't believe (sic) in [the Holy Bible]. But that doesn't make me a sinner.
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...While the Bible -- a far more reputable source than some drug-addled slut stealing her parent's Internet hours -- clearly states the following:
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness
2 Peter 2:1
But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them—bringing swift destruction on themselves.
I'll let you deduce the meaning of those verses yourself, Ms. Saurus, since my words are so (as you creatively put it) "unintellectual" and thus of no use to your awesome, gigawatt-strength brain.
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-07-2007, 05:47 AM
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Please don't take it upon yourself to invent your own words until you have a command of God's English comparable to that of a Brazilian fifth grader with Down syndrome...
...While the Bible -- a far more reputable source than some drug-addled slut stealing her parent's Internet hours -- clearly states the following:
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness
2 Peter 2:1
But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them—bringing swift destruction on themselves.
I'll let you deduce the meaning of those verses yourself, since my words are so (as you creatively put it) "unintellectual" and thus of no use to your awesome, gigawatt-strength brain.
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I can invent my own words all I want to, because this is a forum, on the internet, not English class.
And excuse me but i am highly AGAINST drugs and i'm definantly not a slut. Don't call me a slut when you've never seen me in person.
And i'm not wasting anyone's internet hours but my own, lastly i beleive i'm much more intelligent than a Brazillian 5th grader with down syndrome.
But, i never once said i had an awesome gigawatt-strength brain.
I just think a little bit before i send messages.
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-07-2007, 07:12 AM
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I can invent my own words all I want to, because this is a forum, on the internet, not English class.
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For ever word you are inventing, you are offending the Lord. I suggest you learn to use the language that He Himself used, lest you think yourself better than He !
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i'm definantly not a slut. Don't call me a slut when you've never seen me in person.
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We have your D.O.F. dossier, and it has some rather interesting facts.... And it is far more complete than any biography you could give us!
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And i'm not wasting anyone's internet hours but my own, lastly i beleive i'm much more intelligent than a Brazillian 5th grader with down syndrome.
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If I, or, worse, Mr. Enobarbus, were to go through your posts and point out all of your grammatical missteps, this thread would be infinitely long! Even a non-white could write better!
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-07-2007, 07:13 AM
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I can invent my own words all I want to, because this is a forum, on the internet, not English class.
And excuse me but i am highly AGAINST drugs and i'm definantly not a slut. Don't call me a slut when you've never seen me in person.
And i'm not wasting anyone's internet hours but my own, lastly i beleive i'm much more intelligent than a Brazillian 5th grader with down syndrome.
But, i never once said i had an awesome gigawatt-strength brain.
I just think a little bit before i send messages.
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Shauna, it sounds like you are coming around to a righteous belief in JESUS CHRIST. I think that if you continue to pray and tithe, we may be able to find you a nice Baptist man.
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-07-2007, 07:14 AM
My my... what a fiery discussion this is... Well, I'll tell all you anime watching children of satan this: You give me any anime, any single anime, and as a christian, I WILL FIND EVIL in it. After all, thats what Christians are good for, finding evil in every thing.
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01-07-2007, 07:22 AM
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My my... what a fiery discussion this is... Well, I'll tell all you anime watching children of satan this: You give me any anime, any single anime, and as a christian, I WILL FIND EVIL in it. After all, thats what Christians are good for, finding evil in every thing.
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Every thing which DOES contain SIN, that thing shall be burned to provide a sweet savour unto the Lord.
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01-07-2007, 07:30 AM
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For ever word you are inventing, you are offending the Lord. I suggest you learn to use the language that He Himself used, lest you think yourself better than He !
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Just because you invent words doesn't mean you think you're better than God. English was derived from Latin anyways, and the Bible was originally written in Hebrew (by what history tells us) so arn't you thinking of yourself as better than Him by speaking ENGLISH?
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We have your D.O.F. dossier, and it has some rather interesting facts.... And it is far more complete than any biography you could give us!
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I highly doubt that. You don't even know me.
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If I, or, worse, Mr. Enobarbus, were to go through your posts and point out all of your grammatical missteps, this thread would be infinitely long! Even a non-white could write better!
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...Wow you had grammatical errors yourself in that reply. Humans make mistakes, plus i'm not being graded on my grammatical errors for anything important anyways, so i could care less.
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Shauna, it sounds like you are coming around to a righteous belief in JESUS CHRIST. I think that if you continue to pray and tithe, we may be able to find you a nice Baptist man.
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Sorry i have a boyfriend. I do beleive in Jesus, and God, already, but i don't believe in emptying my wallet to prove that. God doesn't want money from us, he just wants us to love. Thanks but no thanks.
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My my... what a fiery discussion this is... Well, I'll tell all you anime watching children of satan this: You give me any anime, any single anime, and as a christian, I WILL FIND EVIL in it. After all, thats what Christians are good for, finding evil in every thing.
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I don't even watch anime (or TV) much at all, I just stand up for the truth.
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-07-2007, 07:38 AM
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Just because you invent words doesn't mean you think you're better than God. English was derived from Latin anyways, and the Bible was originally written in Hebrew (by what history tells us) so arn't you thinking of yourself as better than Him by speaking ENGLISH?
English was derived from High German, just as Dutch and German were. The Bible was originally written, in it's incomplete and incorrect form, in Greek and Aramaic. Jesus spoke Aramaic.
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The correct rendering of the Bible was dictated by God to the scribes of King James in England in 1611.
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