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Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-23-2006, 12:53 AM
The faithful, obedient and dutiful wife of "Father Knows Best" has died. Jane Wyatt, a model for all Christian females, a woman who knew the importance of keeping a spotlessly clean home, a hot meal on the table waiting when Father arrived home, and well-groomed, quiet, respectful children with no problems whatsoever, has finally been killed by Jesus and sent to hell. The full story is HERE.
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LOS ANGELES - Jane Wyatt, the lovely, serene actress who for six years on "Father Knows Best" was one of TV's favorite moms, has died, her publicist said Sunday. She was 96.
Wyatt died Friday in her sleep of natural causes at her Bel-Air home, according to publicist Meg McDonald.
It was her years as Robert Young's TV wife, Margaret Anderson, on "Father Knows Best" that brought the actress her lasting fame.
She appeared in 207 half-hour episodes from 1954 to 1960 and won three Emmys as best actress in a dramatic series in the years 1958 to 1960. The show began as a radio sitcom in 1949; it moved to television in 1954.
"Being a family show, we all did our best to please "Father"," she once said. "Even though each show was centered on one of the five members of the family, I was always happy to be there to deliver such lines as `Eat your dinner, dear,' or `How did you do in school today?' We got along fine, but after the first few years, I started getting mouthy."
The Anderson children were played by Elinor Donahue, Billy Gray and Lauren Chapin, and all grew up on the show. In later years jew critics claimed that shows like "Father Knows Best" and "Ozzie and Harriet" presented a glossy, unreal view of the American family.
In defense, Wyatt commented in 1966: "We tried to preserve Christian traditions. The children were not complicated, just kids. We all did our best to please "Father"."
It was a tribute to the popularity of the show that after its run ended, it continued in reruns on CBS and ABC for three years in primetime, a TV rarity. The show came to an end because Young, who had also played the father in the radio version, had enough of the sassy back-talk he had to endure from Wyatt. Wyatt remarked in 1965 that she was deeply sorry for being such an empty-headed fool. But by then it was too late
"The first year was pure joy," she said. "The second year was when the problems set in. We licked them, and the third year was smooth going. Fatigue began to set in during the fourth year. We got through the fifth year because we all thought it would be the last. The sixth? Pure hell."
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I know you ladies will be heartbroken by this news, but after all, she was just another soulless woman, so don't carry on about it too much. Please feel free to post any tributes or fond memories you might have of Jane Wyatt. In honor of her memory, I'd like to suggest that you all start baking for us men.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-23-2006, 08:39 AM
Pastor, I feel It's such a shame that she won't be in Heaven Baking and cleaning and washing for you men-folks up there.
I really worry how men are going to cope on their own while we Women are writhing in an Eternal Hell.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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10-23-2006, 05:21 PM
Perhaps the dirty work will be outsourced to Hell, where you will complete the tasks without compensation? Perhaps another here is more well-versed in the economy of Heaven™ to provide a more accurate answer...
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-23-2006, 05:55 PM
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I really worry how men are going to cope on their own while we Women are writhing in an Eternal Hell.
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Sister, your concern for the well being of the sex that matters is commendable but misplaced. Holy Scripture includes yet another glorious promise to us. Hebrews 1:14 says of the angels:
Are they not all ministering spirits, sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs of salvation?
From that Scripture, I gather that we shall have the angels to wash our heavenly robes and prepare angels' food for us (Psalm 78:25). So rest assured that you won't be missed. Shout praise!
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-23-2006, 07:16 PM
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I really worry how men are going to cope on their own while we Women are writhing in an Eternal Hell.
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That's very considerate of you, Sister, but we'll manage:
Matthew 21:31 Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you.
Right now, as we speak, rented women and pub-owners are up there preparing the biggest, longest party ever.
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-23-2006, 07:22 PM
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Please Brother, be more specific. ALL women are rented, whether for a night, at the cost of an expensive dinner at Burger King and a couple of Bud lites, or for the bearing of a couple of children at the cost of their room, board and babbling for seven years or so until a younger one comes along.
I thought I could beat this vicious cycle by buying Ching Lee outright for a thousand bucks, but her parents sold me defective goods. Damn all chinks.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-23-2006, 07:36 PM
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but her parents sold me defective goods.
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Pastor, that's a bitch - in more ways than one.
Technically, if her father has sold you "spoiled goods" you can require that the men of the city stone her to death outside his door (don't worry, the burden of proof will be on his side).
The only snag is that there's no way, you'll get your money back. At least that's according to the law of Moses (Deut. 22:13-21). Maybe the chinks are less stingy than the Jews?
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-23-2006, 07:41 PM
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Maybe the chinks are less stingy than the Jews?
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Pastor, let me tell you that chinks make Scottish joos look like lieberal philanthropists. Ching Lee's parents have an other girl (the rest were drowned at birth), but they won't send her over unless I buy her AND pay for sneaking her into the country illegally. And they won't take Ching Lee back.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-24-2006, 02:06 AM
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Perhaps the dirty work will be outsourced to Hell, where you will complete the tasks without compensation? Perhaps another here is more well-versed in the economy of Heaven™ to provide a more accurate answer...
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You can try, but if there really was a hell and they do end up cooking for heaven if there really was a heaven, you'd have to wonder what goes in the special sauce. Or anything for that matter.
Say, how about I do some cooking for you wonderful TC™ men?
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-24-2006, 02:07 AM
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Say, how about I do some cooking for you wonderful TC™ men?
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I'll have some bacon and eggs please.
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-24-2006, 02:10 AM
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I'll have some bacon and eggs please.
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Yeah and I suppose you'll have your buns sunny-side up, eh you homer?
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-24-2006, 02:16 AM
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Yeah and I suppose you'll have your buns sunny-side up, eh you homer?
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He's making me agree with you again! This is weird and scary!
Still thinking about buns, are we, Pastor?
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-24-2006, 03:37 AM
They just don't make women like they used to. I blame the Liberal Media for putting thoughts in their pretty little heads other than dinner, laundry and making their man happy after a long days work. Damnable CNN and ABC and NBC,CBS PBS and all those secular non-FOX channels are bad for their minds. It isn't healthy for women to think too much anyway.
1 Timothy 2:11-Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1 Timothy 2:12-But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
She was one of a dying breed.
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-24-2006, 11:09 AM
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Yeah and I suppose you'll have your buns sunny-side up, eh you homer?
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And we all know how the blasphemer will have his eggs!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-24-2006, 01:00 PM
Eggs benedict? I fail to see the implication....? I know I'll be sorry for asking but what is the connection there?
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-24-2006, 01:02 PM
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Eggs benedict? I fail to see the implication....? I know I'll be sorry for asking but what is the connection there?
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...Good Lord you are stupid, woman...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-24-2006, 01:07 PM
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...Good Lord you are stupid, woman...
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No, I'm just not as filthy minded as SOME of the people on this forum.
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10-24-2006, 03:38 PM
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No, I'm just not as filthy minded as SOME of the people on this forum.
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If I understand Brother Temperance correctly, you don't have to have a filthy mind to get it -- just a basic understanding of what is True Christianity™ and what isn't.
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-24-2006, 07:15 PM
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Eggs benedict? I fail to see the implication....? I know I'll be sorry for asking but what is the connection there?
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
10-24-2006, 11:01 PM
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