I'm new!

[Snoothie1289]

Hey everyone! I'm new here at Landover, the greatest place on earth! I'm 17 so i'm in the high school youth group at the church. I would love to get to know everyone. Let me know if there is anything I can ever do for any of you. Have a wonderful day!

[Talitha]

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Hey everyone! I'm new here at Landover, the greatest place on earth! I'm 17 so i'm in the high school youth group at the church. I would love to get to know everyone. Let me know if there is anything I can ever do for any of you. Have a wonderful day!

Well Chid, you can start by telling us if you read your Bible(KJV1611)?
Do you have a Church and do you Tithe to that Chuch? If not, you can certainly help your future chanes of getting in "Favour with our Saviour©" by making a Loving Donation to Jesus© by using the Paypal Button.

[Snoothie1289]

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Yes mam I do read my King James Bible, it's the only one i've got. Yes I do attend a church that I tthe to each and ever Sunday. I wish very much that I could attrend Landover, but i am in, SC. I've been in church all my life, ever since i was a little child. The one thing I am upset about is that my parentys never punished me in a biblical way. In fact they neverr punished me at all. Believe me thoiugh when I have children i'm gonna beat them just as the good Lord says to.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

We always enjoy getting new members who are on fire for the Lord. I'm glad to hear that you attend a church, but I'm curious about the church that you attend. What does it teach about the wearing of mixed fabrics? What does it teach about proper dress for women in church, including head coverings and types of jewelry that they may or may not wear? What does it teach about the treatment of widows?

Have a blessed day.

In Christ's abundant love,
MSTT

[Snoothie1289]

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All women must wear dresses that are below the knee. You are not allowed to wear mixed fabrics. You can't wear any jewlery, it takes away from what you are there for and that is Jesus. All widows are treated wonderfully with tons of love.

[Talitha]

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All women must wear dresses that are below the knee. You are not allowed to wear mixed fabrics. You can't wear any jewlery, it takes away from what you are there for and that is Jesus. All widows are treated wonderfully with tons of love.

You do well, but should quote Biblical Text to prove what you say:

1 Timothy 5:3
Honour widows that are widows indeed.

[Rain]

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All women must wear dresses that are below the knee. You are not allowed to wear mixed fabrics. You can't wear any jewlery, it takes away from what you are there for and that is Jesus. All widows are treated wonderfully with tons of love.

My dear, you sound like you're certainly on the right path to Salvation! I feel you could most likely use some spiritual guidance from one of our loving, Godly Pastors just to clear out any liebral nonsense that you may have been brainwashed with.

I pray that you will find the Light and accept Jesus into your heart!

~Rain

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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GLORY!

I think she is on the right path to Salvation© too. But I won't be convinced until I see that she has stolen her Dad's credit card and tithed to GOD's Favorite Church™.

Welcome Snoothie. JESUS always needs new warriors!

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Rain]

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GLORY!

I think she is on the right pat to Salvation© too. But I won't be convinced until I see that she has stolen her Dad's credit card and tithed to GOD's Favorite Church™.

Welcome Snoothie. JESUS always needs new warriors!

With Love, Sister Thumper

I'm sure you and Sister Talitha, and of course our very own Mother Glynndie will nuture her, as many other TC Students like myself, onto the path of being proper True Christian mothers and housewives, ready to serve our Godly husbands!

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

~Rain

[Talitha]

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Of course, to be a True Christian™ Female one must Honour and respect the Menfolk

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Tell me child, do you hve a Husband yet?
If not, you could post your details in the Singles area.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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All women must wear dresses that are below the knee. You are not allowed to wear mixed fabrics. You can't wear any jewlery, it takes away from what you are there for and that is Jesus. All widows are treated wonderfully with tons of love.

You seem to have skipped over my question about head coverings:

I Cor. 11:5-7: But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with [her] head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven. For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. For a man indeed ought not to cover [his] head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.

Also, treating widows wonderfully with tons of love can be a good thing, but from a Biblical standpoint, it's a gross oversimplification:

I Tim. 5:5-6: Now she that is a widow indeed, and desolate, trusteth in God, and continueth in supplications and prayers night and day. But she that liveth in pleasure is dead while she liveth.

I Tim. 5:9-12: Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man, Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work. But the younger widows refuse: for when they have begun to wax wanton against Christ, they will marry; Having damnation, because they have cast off their first faith.

Does your church follow all of the above to the letter?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Hey everyone! I'm new here at Landover, the greatest place on earth! I'm 17 so i'm in the high school youth group at the church. I would love to get to know everyone. Let me know if there is anything I can ever do for any of you. Have a wonderful day!

Run... Run for your life child...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Miss snoothie, please ignore the unsaved trash like Mr. Fishy here. He is a mary-worshipper and a sodomite and not to be trusted.

I'd also like to ask if you have your father's permission to be on God's favorite forum and discussing Jesus.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

And by the way, what does "Snoothie" mean?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Having another name so similar to my own scares me -- I fear that I will be mistaken for the ungodly "Fish" at some point (perhaps similar to my own transgression against the dear sweet Petal!)

[Petal]

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Having another name so similar to my own scares me -- I fear that I will be mistaken for the ungodly "Fish" at some point

there no needs to worry about that, Mr.JonFish, cuz it never ever gonna happen, you not be puttin your own false christian spins on the bibles an you not gots them weak catlick chins