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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
01-10-2007, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Myers
I know what it means. I just used the wrong word. Doing something else at the time...
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And we all know what that means, sinner! So your excuse for your incoherent posting is that you were typing one-handed, eh? We are not impressed with that kind of explanation, and neither is Jesus! Repent and accept Him before you ruin a perfectly good keyboard, and possibly also electrocute yourself.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
01-10-2007, 10:47 PM
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And we all know what that means, sinner! So your excuse for your incoherent posting is that you were typing one-handed, eh? We are not impressed with that kind of explanation, and neither is Jesus! Repent and accept Him before you ruin a perfectly good keyboard, and possibly also electrocute yourself.
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Actually I was looking up Encephalitis. And I have a fiance, I don't need to masturbate. Although I'm a little dismayed as to why you'd jump to such a conclusion. I hope your fascinations aren't getting the best of you. Remeber, lust is a sin...
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
01-10-2007, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Myers
Actually I was looking up Encephalitis. And I have a fiance, I don't need to masturbate. Although I'm a little dismayed as to why you'd jump to such a conclusion. I hope your fascinations aren't getting the best of you. Remeber, lust is a sin...
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Yes, and so is fornicating with a harlot before you are married in the eyes of Jesus. You are unsaved trash, boy, and in no position to lecture anyone here on sin.
Also, for all your claims about being of superior intelligence, why is it that you can't spell simple words like "remember" correctly? You claim to have done brain surgery, but it sounds to me like you had a lobotomy.
Better repent boy. Jesus knows what you do. Type with two hands and stop diddling yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
01-11-2007, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Yes, and so is fornicating with a harlot before you are married in the eyes of Jesus. You are unsaved trash, boy, and in no position to lecture anyone here on sin.
Also, for all your claims about being of superior intelligence, why is it that you can't spell simple words like "remember" correctly? You claim to have done brain surgery, but it sounds to me like you had a lobotomy.
Better repent boy. Jesus knows what you do. Type with two hands and stop diddling yourself.
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I have NEVER claimed to be of superior intelligence. And excuse me if I make a typo. It happens...I have better things to do than to ensure that my spelling is correct for people who still think that a Schizophrenic is a possesed being.
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
11-21-2007, 04:14 PM
oh oh oh oh.... all you heathens need to accept the good Lord in to your lives and stop all this bickeren and playa hatin the good Lord his here for all that accept him
Tito out!
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
11-21-2007, 05:21 PM
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oh oh oh oh.... all you heathens need to accept the good Lord in to your lives and stop all this bickeren and playa hatin the good Lord his here for all that accept him
Tito out!
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Whoa! It's Tito Jackson! Hey Tito; do you think you could dance and play some harmonica for us?
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
11-23-2007, 08:12 AM
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Whoa! It's Tito Jackson! Hey Tito; do you think you could dance and play some harmonica for us?
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Sure Man Tito will be glad to sing, dance, and play some harmonica
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
11-30-2007, 05:22 PM
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Sure Man Tito will be glad to sing, dance, and play some harmonica
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Well, I certainly hope this boy's better at harmonica-playing and shoe-shining than he is at posting. Is he still alive, or did one of his fellow porch monkeys "pop a crack in his azz" shortly after he made that post?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
11-25-2008, 12:07 PM
Okay. Honestly I don't know what you guys are thinking. But this is honestly insanity. The Nightmare Before Christmas has no corpse exploiting, no does it have any cats blowing up. Also you retards jump to conclusions WAY too quickly. And you'd think "Christians" have better things to do that sit on a computer all day and bash people who are defending their thoughts. Also don't automatically assume someone who doesn't believe in YOUR GOD is using drugs, is possessed or anything like that. This whole topic made me brutally angry because this movie is a part of my childhood. Now you're totally going; "REPENT. YOU HEATHEN. SPAWN OF THE DEVIL YOU WILL BURN IN HELL." Quite frankly, I don't believe in such place, nor do I believe in heaven.
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
11-25-2008, 12:17 PM
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Now you're totally going; "REPENT. YOU HEATHEN. SPAWN OF THE DEVIL YOU WILL BURN IN HELL." Quite frankly, I don't believe in such place, nor do I believe in heaven.
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Then why are you here? To mock Jesus? This is a Christian forum, not a heathen vomitorium. Jesus isn't interested in your opinions, and neither are we.
If you've come to flame us, you'd better read THIS thread before making an ass of yourself, pal.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
11-25-2008, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Then why are you here? To mock Jesus? This is a Christian forum, not a heathen vomitorium. Jesus isn't interested in your opinions, and neither are we.
If you've come to flame us, you'd better read THIS thread before making an ass of yourself, pal.
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Haha, I'm not flaming.
I'm stating my opinions. Aren't I allowed to do that?
Also, Jesus cares for everyone. He loves everyone no matter what they do. Jesus does not hate. So you my friend have contradicted yourself a bunch in the past. Also, "vomitorium" isn't a real world.
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
11-25-2008, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Symphony-Seeker
Haha, I'm not flaming.
I'm stating my opinions. Aren't I allowed to do that?
Also, Jesus cares for everyone. He loves everyone no matter what they do. Jesus does not hate. So you my friend have contradicted yourself a bunch in the past. Also, "vomitorium" isn't a real world.
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I'd ask you to show me where it says that in the Bible, but you've been banned for being a hateful underage bigot.
Plus, you could search for 100 years and you'd never find anything in the Bible like that. Trust me, I know. I'm a Pastor.
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But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
11-25-2008, 03:34 PM
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Haha, I'm not flaming.
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We'll see about that.
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I'm stating my opinions. Aren't I allowed to do that?
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No.
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Also, Jesus cares for everyone. He loves everyone no matter what they do. Jesus does not hate. So you my friend have contradicted yourself a bunch in the past.
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No, no, no, and no.
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Also, "vomitorium" isn't a real world.
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Even I can right click and search google.
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Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas -
11-25-2008, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Symphony-Seeker
Okay. Honestly I don't know what you guys are thinking. But this is honestly insanity. The Nightmare Before Christmas has no corpse exploiting,
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You don't consider a series of undead creatures strutting about and mocking Jesus' birthday to be corpse exploitation?
Goodness, the lead character is a SKELETON! That makes him, by definition, a corpse!
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no does it have any cats blowing up.
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Not that I've seen, but in the opening song, it does have an innocent cat being catapulted violently off a trash can lid when a horrifying monster bursts forth shrieking, "this is Halloween!"
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And you'd think "Christians" have better things to do that sit on a computer all day and bash people who are defending their thoughts.
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You'd think atheists have better things to do than sit on a computer all day to troll Christian church forums and bash people for believing in our Creator.
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Also don't automatically assume someone who doesn't believe in YOUR GOD is using drugs, is possessed or anything like that.
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Well, we know that some of you are masochists who can't wait to spend eternity being roasted alive in an unquenchable Lake of Fire, but we give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are possessed or on drugs.
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This whole topic made me brutally angry because
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. . . you're a heathen troll with no control over his emotions and no ability to let others on their own private forum think things with which you disagree?
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this movie is a part of my childhood. Now you're totally going; "REPENT. YOU HEATHEN. SPAWN OF THE DEVIL YOU WILL BURN IN HELL." Quite frankly, I don't believe in such place, nor do I believe in heaven.
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Then you don't need to be on a Christian church forum, do you?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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