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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
12-13-2007, 06:51 PM
you are so smart! i always agree with everything you say!
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
12-14-2007, 12:40 AM
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you are so smart! i always agree with everything you say!
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This thread is over one year old. Whom are you agreeing with?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
12-15-2007, 12:51 AM
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The faithful, obedient and dutiful wife of "Father Knows Best" has died. Jane Wyatt, a model for all Christian females, a woman who knew the importance of keeping a spotlessly clean home, a hot meal on the table waiting when Father arrived home, and well-groomed, quiet, respectful children with no problems whatsoever, has finally been killed by Jesus and sent to hell. The full story is HERE.
I know you ladies will be heartbroken by this news, but after all, she was just another soulless woman, so don't carry on about it too much. Please feel free to post any tributes or fond memories you might have of Jane Wyatt. In honor of her memory, I'd like to suggest that you all start baking for us men.
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So you say not even the Godliest women can go to heaven:
Well, I say to you: "YOU BROOD OF VIPERS!"
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
12-15-2007, 12:35 PM
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So you say not even the Godliest women can go to heaven:
Well, I say to you: "YOU BROOD OF VIPERS!"
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Please show me which verses in the KJV indicate that women have souls. I'll wait.....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
12-15-2007, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Please show me which verses in the KJV indicate that women have souls. I'll wait.....
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Well, show me a verse which says they DON'T have souls...
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
12-15-2007, 07:02 PM
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Well, show me a verse which says they DON'T have souls...
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The Bible doesn't say for certain one way or the other. This article shows how it is unlikely that women have souls, but it is not known for certain one way or the other. Whether or not women have souls is something that Christians of good faith can disagree on.
However, you are the one who proclaims that women have souls as if it is established fact. The burden of proof therefore falls on you, friend.
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Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
12-21-2007, 09:12 AM
good she was probably a heathen wench...
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
12-24-2007, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
The Bible doesn't say for certain one way or the other. This article shows how it is unlikely that women have souls, but it is not known for certain one way or the other. Whether or not women have souls is something that Christians of good faith can disagree on.
However, you are the one who proclaims that women have souls as if it is established fact. The burden of proof therefore falls on you, friend.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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Wouldn't it be better to not insult her by saying she has no soul, just in case women do have souls and God gets pissed at you for insulting one of his most dutiful followers.
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It's the disease that we crave
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
12-24-2007, 09:47 PM
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Wouldn't it be better to not insult her by saying she has no soul, just in case women do have souls and God gets pissed at you for insulting one of his most dutiful followers.
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I don't see how we've insulted anyone. The word "insult" implies malice. I said earlier that this was a topic upon which Christians of good conscience can disagree.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
12-28-2007, 10:25 AM
I think it's better just to say that women have a sort of 'half-soul'. That way, everyone wins.
Or, you could just grow up and realise religion is a stupid bunch of lies.
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Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies -
12-28-2007, 10:40 AM
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Or, you could just grow up and realise religion is a stupid bunch of lies.
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Care to back that up with Scripture, harlot?
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? 2 Corinthians 6:14
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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