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Default Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents - 04-12-2007, 01:21 AM
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At a rough guess,I'd say both.

She probably also believes Harry Potter's a real wizard.
He is too! I believe in Harry Potter. I believe Harry Potter is much more real than the god of the xians or the godess thing of the wiccans pagans etc. If I was stuck on a desert island (I know what ur going to say about that) I would rather have Jk Rowling books than Gardener Rowely the Bible or any of that fiction. Trouble is he is going to die in the last book people think. I gave a list elsewhere about how it might happen.
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Default Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents - 04-12-2007, 01:48 AM
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Well, it WAS tasty!

Even if it was EVIL.

It's in Sister VD's thread about Abortion.
Ah, see that thread now.

I'm so glad you liked the pig. We're having another BBQ at a ceremony next weekend, by the way.


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Ah, see that thread now.

I'm so glad you liked the pig. We're having another BBQ at a ceremony next weekend, by the way.
Really? Well, Rosa DOES have a great potato salad recipe . . . I don't know, B-J seems to think you folks had an undue influence on me. He says that I shouldn't eat your husband's meat. His cooking, that is.
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Default Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents - 04-12-2007, 02:18 AM
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Really? Well, Rosa DOES have a great potato salad recipe . . . I don't know, B-J seems to think you folks had an undue influence on me. He says that I shouldn't eat your husband's meat. His cooking, that is.
well, BJ has never tasted the food at our BBQ's. The only influence it would have is on your stomach. A good one.

As to my husbands meat..erm...cooking, no-one eats that but me.
He serves that particular dish only to me.

We were talking about that whole wizardology book too. We agree that it's a very pretty little thing, all shiny with the pretty crystals, but it's no grimoire. It's a nice gift for a child, though.


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Default Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents - 04-12-2007, 02:40 AM
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In the latest example of satan taking over our public schools, an innocent child has been caught with an instruction book on how to spit on Jesus and practice witchcraftery. THIS should outrage every True Christian™ parent.



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Default Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents - 04-12-2007, 10:31 AM
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For older people, fine!
But for children....? Children don't really need to be hearing about orgies, no matter what the sexual orientation, do they? Time enough for them to find out when they're teenagers...
So you agree that all "sex education" should be made illegal? I knew hanging around our Godly boards for so long was having a positive effect on you!
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HARRY POTTER IS NOT REAL WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!! It's fake. It's spells are merely Latin words for Christ's sake....
So are the incantations of the catlicker cult - I suppose you're going to claim that they're not a real cult either?

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Default Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents - 04-12-2007, 11:49 AM
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So you agree that all "sex education" should be made illegal? I knew hanging around our Godly boards for so long was having a positive effect on you!
NO!! Sex education is one thing, but yakking to little kids about orgies is another!! Do kids 12 years and under really need to know all about orgies? They'll undoubtedly find out all they need to know as a teen anyway.

My point was, considering the amount of inappropriate material in the bible, why is it better in the eyes of some parents than a harmless kids book?


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NO!! Sex education is one thing, but yakking to little kids about orgies is another!! Do kids 12 years and under really need to know all about orgies? They'll undoubtedly find out all they need to know as a teen anyway.

My point was, considering the amount of inappropriate material in the bible, why is it better in the eyes of some parents than a harmless kids book?
Why is The Bible inappropriate? God wants everyone to read it.


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NO!! Sex education is one thing, but yakking to little kids about orgies is another!!
What, so we should teach little kids about sex, without teaching little kids about sex? You lieberals are the ones who want mandatory fornication classes for 8-year-olds; why are you so opposed to your own ideas?

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Do kids 12 years and under really need to know all about orgies? They'll undoubtedly find out all they need to know as a teen anyway.


Are you planning to invite them to BBQs?!
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Why is The Bible inappropriate? God wants everyone to read it.
Oh, I don't know, maybe because it's twisted, judgemental, spiteful, filled with hate, violence and more and it's horrid?

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What, so we should teach little kids about sex, without teaching little kids about sex? You lieberals are the ones who want mandatory fornication classes for 8-year-olds; why are you so opposed to your own ideas?
ARG! That isn't what I mean and you know it. There's such a thing as a beasic sex education. And besides, that doesn't usually start until high school anyway.
It's one thing to teach kids about sex and safe sex, another to tell them about the most convenient way in which 4+ people can.....ok, I am SO not finishing that sentence.

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In the latest example of satan taking over our public schools, an innocent child has been caught with an instruction book on how to spit on Jesus and practice witchcraftery. THIS should outrage every True Christian™ parent.



Take note: this all took place in the blue state of Connecticut.
I mean no offense sir but isn't Merlin a real character? I am sorry if I missed the point but shouldn't the parent tell the child that it shoudn't be taken seriously. And I am ashamed to admitt that I have tried to use magic and it doesnt work so...
and I am ashamed not that I used magic but at the fact that I actualy wasted time doing it

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I mean no offense sir but isn't Merlin a real character? I am sorry if I missed the point but shouldn't the parent tell the child that it shoudn't be taken seriously. And I am ashamed to admitt that I have tried to use magic and it doesnt work so...
and I am ashamed not that I used magic but at the fact that I actualy wasted time doing it

and if I missed the point sorry
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Magic is pure evil and here is why; when you attempt for a moment to magic you are wishing to have the powers of God. Now The Bible shows that a sin in the mind is the same as a sin in act. Since you are no perfect as God is you would apply those vast powers for selfish, evil ends. So basically when you try magic, no matter how pathetic and hopless the attempt is, you have harmed countless thousands and usurped God. That’s why Harry Potter and Dungeons and Dragons are so evil.

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Magic is pure evil and here is why; when you attempt for a moment to magic you are wishing to have the powers of God. Now The Bible shows that a sin in the mind is the same as a sin in act. Since you are no perfect as God is you would apply those vast powers for selfish, evil ends. So basically when you try magic, no matter how pathetic and hopless the attempt is, you have harmed countless thousands and usurped God. That’s why Harry Potter and Dungeons and Dragons are so evil.

To think evil it to be evil.
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Default Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents - 04-18-2007, 12:24 AM
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ARG! That isn't what I mean and you know it. There's such a thing as a beasic sex education. And besides, that doesn't usually start until high school anyway.
You meant to say BEASTic sex education there, didn't you??
Children should not be educated in such gross behaviour, no matter how common it is among you pagans.

And they actually teach such things in some high schools?
Yet another reason to homeschool!

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It's one thing to teach kids about sex and safe sex, another to tell them about the most convenient way in which 4+ people can.....ok, I am SO not finishing that sentence.
Pedophile..

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Default Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents - 04-18-2007, 04:01 PM
You should teach them something, prepare them for it, because if they come across it in life they should know how god thinks about it. Thats they way you should think about this. Solve the problem, by letting them know how it should be treated.

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Default Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents - 04-18-2007, 06:52 PM
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You should teach them something, prepare them for it, because if they come across it in life they should know how god thinks about it. Thats they way you should think about this. Solve the problem, by letting them know how it should be treated.
And what is this "it" you think they're likely to "come across"? A 15-year-old gook ladyboy's face? Such practices may be common among the Episcopalians, but there's no place for them here!

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Default Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents - 04-20-2007, 03:17 PM
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And what is this "it" you think they're likely to "come across"? A 15-year-old gook ladyboy's face? Such practices may be common among the Episcopalians, but there's no place for them here!
I know that, but if you look at the media and television stuff, children will most likely come across any kind of wicca/unholy actions and things. Arm them against it!

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Default Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents - 04-20-2007, 05:47 PM
I suppose we should also "arm them against homosexuality"? Maybe we should inject them with methamphetamines to make sure that they know its effects? There are some things that should just be kept out of the poor children's minds -- corrupting thoughts should be kept far out of sight (out of sight, out of mind, as it were). I refer you to the quote in my signature that reminds us of how God feels about this situation. Those things that are evil and are not according to His Will we are to put out of our lives. It is that simple! Things like wicca, harry potter and democratic politics should never be mentioned in a True Christian household.

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