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Default Donald Trump Advice Thread - 08-07-2016, 07:16 PM

As many active Christians are aware, I have had my doubts about Mr. Donald Trump, largely stemming from the fact that he is a loud mouthed Yankee. However, at this point, it seems that our choice for President is between two loud mouthed Yankees. The question then is- Which one is worse? Obviously, no Christian, or any real American for that matter, could vote for Hillary Clinton.


It is quite clear that Mr. Donald Trump is not receiving good, Christian advice and I believe that, as the leading Christian organization in America, it is up to the members of the Landover Baptist Church to offer good advice to Mr. Trump.


I pray that the thoughtful members of our church will assist me in offering that advice on this thread.


My first advice is that he make it clear that he will prosecute Hillary Clinton once he is elected. I also believe that the public would be relieved if Mr. Trump would promise to destroy Brazil with thermonuclear weapons in response to the looming Zika threat. I have plenty of other advice, but I don't want to dominate the discourse.


What is your opinion?


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Default Re: Donald Trump Advice Thread - 08-07-2016, 08:11 PM

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It is quite clear that Mr. Donald Trump is not receiving good, Christian advice and I believe that, as the leading Christian organization in America, it is up to the members of the Landover Baptist Church to offer good advice to Mr. Trump.
... if Mr. Trump would promise to destroy Brazil with thermonuclear weapons in response to the looming Zika threat.
What is your opinion?
Excellent thinking, Brother Moss. No one has come up with a solution to the Zika threat as good as that one.

I've heard we could blanket spray DDT wherever Zika is a problem. But that would threaten the health of people who live there. Better is to simply blow up the Zika countries and be done with it.


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Default Re: Donald Trump Advice Thread - 08-08-2016, 02:51 AM

Thank you, Mr. Mayor. I think that one of the things people like best about the Donald is his directness and willingness to address any problem and face it head on. I think a quick cure for Zika is exactly the kind of thing people expect from Mr. Trump.


Another problem we face, but no one ever wants to talk about, is what to do about California. Donald Trump should have a plan for a workable final solution and he should let everyone know exactly what he plans to do about that nest of sin and debauchery.


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Default Re: Donald Trump Advice Thread - 08-08-2016, 04:00 AM

Some people are saying Donald should quit the personal petty stuff and focus on national issues. He is sensitive to such criticism and has responded. Today was the first day of his refocused campaign.

People watching his Twitter account were amazed at the transformation. He tweeted six times about what a chump Alex Rodriguez, the New York Yankee's short stop, is. Donald sees the future of the United States tied to the New York Yankees and hates this jerk, Rodriguez. He has tweeted several dozen times over the past years urging the Yankees to dump him.

I think this will stamp Donald as a great patriot and big picture thinker.
65 times Donald Trump tweeted about A-Rod

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Donald Trump hasn’t shown much love toward Alex Rodriguez on witter. (Photos: AP)
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Alex Rodriguez announced his retirement from Major League Baseball on Sunday. And while Donald Trump has yet to comment publicly, chances are the Republican nominee won’t be sad to see the polarizing New York Yankees slugger go.
According to a search of Trump’s Twitter history, Trump has tweeted about A-Rod more than 60 times since 2012 — mostly to offer his opinion on Rodriguez’s use of performance enhancing drugs and his contractual status with the Yankees following his ensuing suspension from baseball.
Trump compared A-Rod to President Obama at least twice during the 2012 election and even suggested A-Rod was to blame for Mitt Romney’s loss to Obama in the election.

The real estate mogul also revealed the true source of his “disdain” for Rodriguez: “Dishonorable dealings with me on an apartment deal.” Rodriguez once lived in Trump’s Park Avenue high-rise, where the staff disliked him “to put ‘mildly,'” according to the Donald.
Derek Jeter? They loved him, Trump tweeted.






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Default Re: Donald Trump Advice Thread - 08-08-2016, 04:21 AM

I would advise Mr. Trump to refrain from any mention of godless Yankees of any type whatsoever. His Yankeeness is his weakest point.


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I would advise Mr. Trump to refrain from any mention of godless Yankees of any type whatsoever. His Yankeeness is his weakest point.
I agree, Brother Alvin. As Pastor Zeke has often pointed out, God hates the Yankees. I pray that the Donald will see the light on this one.


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Thank you, Mr. Mayor. I think that one of the things people like best about the Donald is his directness and willingness to address any problem and face it head on. I think a quick cure for Zika is exactly the kind of thing people expect from Mr. Trump.


Another problem we face, but no one ever wants to talk about, is what to do about California. Donald Trump should have a plan for a workable final solution and he should let everyone know exactly what he plans to do about that nest of sin and debauchery.

What can you say about a place were a Tijuana donkey show has become family entertainment - other than its lost. I think once again Donald Trump has shown leadership and prescience in the matter of California. The "La Raza Aztlan Reconquista" has been lobbying for it for years, and I say we let the Mexicans have it.

Certainly by now all the real Americans have left the place, and what is left is for us to build a wall around it and anyone else that wants out needs to apply for American citizenship - just like any other immigrant.

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California’s political class, led by Governor Brown, has been patting itself on the back for solving California’s problems. This celebration is ludicrous. What they’ve done amounts to a mere slowing down in a long-term political, fiscal, and demographic decline.

Demographic trends themselves are creating a crisis brought about by a population that is simultaneously losing its children and getting older, and to a frightening extent poorer. From 2000 to 2010, the percentage of Los Angeles' population under 15 years old fell by 15.6 percent. This was the greatest decline of any U.S. major metropolitan area, and about double the U.S. average of 7.4 percent.

California's poverty statistics are just as depressing. The state now is home to one-third of all US welfare recipients. According to a Census Bureau report, The Research SUPPLEMENTAL POVERTY REPORT: 2011 California has the nation's highest poverty rate of any state. By its Supplemental Poverty Measure, 23.5 percent of California's population is poor, while only 15.8 percent of the nation's population is poor. No other state is above 20 percent.

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I say we let the Mexicans have it.

Certainly by now all the real Americans have left the place, and what is left is for us to build a wall around it and anyone else that wants out needs to apply for American citizenship - just like any other immigrant.
Would the answer just be to extend the planned border wall to incorporate California into Mexico? I wonder, Brother WJB, what are your views on Oregon and Washington State? Because my husband says that ultimately, it might be economical to take the wall straight up to the Canadian border, blocking off the Pacific coast entirely from the endless boatloads of slant refugees.

How amusing it would be to see their faces when they realized they had landed in Mexico - even though, of course, we wouldn't see them!


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Would the answer just be to extend the planned border wall to incorporate California into Mexico? I wonder, Brother WJB, what are your views on Oregon and Washington State? Because my husband says that ultimately, it might be economical to take the wall straight up to the Canadian border, blocking off the Pacific coast entirely from the endless boatloads of slant refugees.

How amusing it would be to see their faces when they realized they had landed in Mexico - even though, of course, we wouldn't see them!
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Default Re: Donald Trump Advice Thread - 08-08-2016, 02:17 PM

I feel that both Sister Joanna Lytton-Vasey and Brother William Jennings Bryan have provided fine strategerie and The Donald would do well to adopt both of their plans. It's simple- build a wall and dump it on Mexico. This is the kind of result that can be expected once Christians turn their energies to solving these weighty questions. Americans have agonized for generations about what to do with godless California and now, in a few hours, the entire problem is resolved and without having to shoot anyone.


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Default Re: Donald Trump Advice Thread - 08-08-2016, 03:38 PM

After Donald Trump builds a wall around Mexico, I hope that he can build a wall around California, too.


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Default Re: Donald Trump Advice Thread - 08-08-2016, 05:34 PM

I believe that another major issue the Donald could seize as his own is what to do about the Muslims over in Araby. Most Americans are very concerned about the Muslim question and it is made to seem very complicated by the scheming politicians. Is it really that complicated? I think not.


Politics is mostly a contest to see who can come up with the best lies. To be honest, we have to admit that the Democrats are much better at lying than the Republicans and that is why the Democrats always seem to out politic the Republicans. The Democrats understand politics and have a long view plan, while the Republicans spend their time just trying to put out the fires started by the Democrats. The Democrats are focused on getting more Mexican voters right now, as they know the Mexicans can hardly read and have no idea what is going on. This makes them perfect Democrat voters. However, the Democrats, expert politicians and liars that they are, know full well that the Mexicans will eventually become educated and will no longer vote for them. What then? Well, the obvious answer is that there are a billion Muslims and they are every bit as contemptuous toward education as Mexicans are now. Muslims are perfect Democrats and will save the Democrat party in the long run, if they can just figure out how to get enough of them into this country. Hillary Clinton has already vowed to let tens of thousands of them in if she is elected.


What Donald Trump needs to do is to provide a clear explanation of his intentions toward those murderous Muslims. The obvious answer is the total destruction of Araby. We have thousands of atomic weapons that we aren't using just now and they would be the ideal way to kill off the Muslims and make the world safe again. The advantages are many and obvious. First, we can wipe out the Muslims, who hate God and America. Secondly, there would be no danger of damage to the environment, as Araby will still look the same after a few thousand megatons of atomic destruction and the oil will be undamaged. Thirdly, Araby can be annexed by Texas. It is already the Texans who keep the oil flowing over there. No one could possibly believe those sand varmints could do that by themselves. Fourthly, we will need more atomic bombs to replace the ones we use on Araby, so there will be job creation. Fifthly, we could cut off the flow of future Democrats at the source. I can see no down side to this proposal.


I humbly offer this advice to Donald Trump. I hope he makes it part of his platform forthwith.


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Default Re: Donald Trump Advice Thread - 08-08-2016, 06:40 PM

Proof in the pudding: we nuked the Japs and now there aren't any Jap terrorists. It just works. Perhaps Donald's speech writers could include this fact in his next speech.


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Default Re: Donald Trump Advice Thread - 08-08-2016, 09:42 PM

My advice to Donald Trump is to surrender. He is not a man of the people but Hillary Clinton is. Donald Trump is a rich old white man but Hillary Clinton is not. Also you will never cut off new Democrats because the whole Caribbean Sea is full of Democrats and we have boats. Donald Trump can never build a wall there. The white people have to go to the back now.

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I was just thinking that some people say that Donald has become too elitist and has lost touch with us normal folk. Maybe it would help if he started making fun of the people in New Jersey.


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I was just thinking that some people say that Donald has become too elitist and has lost touch with us normal folk. Maybe it would help if he started making fun of the people in New Jersey.
The "some people" you speak of are LYING liberal media hacks. We know what God says about LIARS.

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Yes and we must oppose them with the truth. But Satan is strong and the truth is often not enough. Do we not have one of the Devil's people as president now? Did not a communist Christ killer get enough votes to win the Democrat nomination, if not for the corruption of that party? Are we any less damaged by these Satanists because we tell the truth? Though we serve Jesus, we are not required to stand quietly while we are attacked and defiled by the Devil and his people. God wants us to fight Satan and Donald Trump is our champion. We must do all in our power to bring Mr. Trump into a position to destroy Satan and his people.


I have another idea and it may seem cynical, but I think we should use one of the Democrat's most powerful weapons against them. While Christians want to hear the whole story, many voters are not Christian and they don't know how to get the whole story. This is why the story of all Democrat and other communist programs will easily fit on a bumper sticker. What is on the bumper sticker is the whole story and they don't bother to go any further. An example would be: "The Rich Don't Pay Their Fair Share". The rich actually pay most of the income taxes and Democrats pay almost nothing, but even though Democrats don't pay anything, they still believe the bumper sticker. By not providing any hard facts with their lie, it becomes difficult to counter with fools.


We need the fool vote, too.


Donald Trump should shorten his explanations and not confuse the unwashed. He has a lot of truth to impart, but sometimes, less truth may be more effective.


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flag Re: Donald Trump Advice Thread - 08-09-2016, 09:48 PM

Brother Alvin, very well said and thought out. Thank you.

I don't suppose the fools would understand a bumper sticker that says, "I will keep the money I earn." pffffft - they don't work so they have no first hand knowledge of "earn."

If Mr. Trump weren't winning by a landslide already, I'd be worried. The Hillary satanists can't fill a thrift shop to see her while Mr. Trump needs a stadium. Those supporters waiting hours and hours to see him will surely wait a few minutes to vote for him come November.

This will not be a close race. IF Hillary is still alive and not in a neuro-coma by November, she will once again be tossed in the Loser Pile and heading straight to hell from whence she came.

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Trump: No White House? Then a 'very nice long vacation'

(CNN)Donald Trump offered a fatalistic assessment of his personal and political future on Thursday, saying he will not abandon the controversial style that fueled his ascent despite lagging poll numbers and a string of damaging controversies.

And if that means losing to Hillary Clinton in November, Trump told CNBC: "I'm going to have a very, very nice long vacation."
My advice to Mr. Trump would be to spend some quality time on Richard Branson's Necker Island. At $65k a night, he could drop one of his multiple billions and stay there for 42 years. That's the kind of retreat from the world that only a Republican ex-president could dream of.

George W Bush - presumed nervous breakdown and alcoholism followed by full-time painting therapy in his barricaded Dallas estate.

George HW Bush - retired, chairman of some podunk charity and opened one little bullshit library.

Ronald Reagan - rode ponies and cleared brush non-stop until he went insane and died.

Gerald Ford - chairman of the same podunk charity as Bush, played golf, wrote a book of jokes.

Richard Nixon - wrote a book and went on TV a few times. Appeared to go insane after 2001 when he said gays should be treated equally called the 2nd Iraq War a big mistake.


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Brethren and Sisters!

I really don't think that we should be giving advice to a perfect True Believer™ and a Good Friend of Jesus Christ, The Donald. He is the one who is constantly giving the best of advice to World Leaders and whom Jesus also listens to avidly when He prepares for the End of Times Festivities (1 Thessalonians 4:17). In addition, our own Beloved Pastor Ezekiel is, as we write our posts, working alongside The Donald to develop his policies towards absolute perfection!

However, there is one thing that The Donald and we all should remember during these desperate times: The purifying déluge of Justified War. I am looking forward to The Donald's announcement which insignificant Caribbean nation he'll decimate as his first act as POTUS.

Proverbs 20:18
Every purpose is established by counsel: and with good advice make war.

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