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Default Hello from brazil, the smelliest country in Lower Mexico - 11-21-2015, 02:27 AM

Hi all

my name is Angelo. I am a born again evangelical Christian, and member of the baptist church nova esperança, here in brazil, where i live. I enjoy evangelize, specially over the internet, more and more on Facebook. I am looking to make new friendships and share experiences and testimonies of what the lord has done in my life.

greetings in the name of Christ

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Default Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ - 11-21-2015, 02:46 AM

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i am from Igreja batista betesda, in brazil. My favourite bible verse is
in John 3.16.

GtY.

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Default Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ - 11-21-2015, 02:50 AM

I find your username to be a little presumptuous. Hopefully JesOS can fix that.

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Default Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ - 11-21-2015, 02:51 AM

dear brothers and sisters

i am facing some severe challenges ahead, and i need your prayers. I also have some serious problems that i am unable to solve alone, maybe some brother or sister in Christ can help me in prayer and counselling.

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Default Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ - 11-21-2015, 02:55 AM

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hi Esther

i am from Igreja batista betesda, in brazil. My favourite bible verse is
in John 3.16.

GtY.

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Hello, Angelo (what a lovely Christian name), and welcome to our forum!

I, too, love John 3:16, especially when read in context:

John 3:16-18
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.


Doesn't it make you all warm and fuzzy inside, to think that God has chosen us who believe in Jesus to be saved, while everybody else - including so-called "good" atheists, believers of other faiths, and children of Christian parents who died too young to understand and accept Jesus as their Savior - is condemned to Hell forever?


Indeed, God truly loves those who love Him!


Praise Jesus!

EDIT: Seeing your last post, please do share your troubles with us. We'll be more than happy to pray for you!
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Default Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ - 11-21-2015, 02:57 AM

Hi there, Angelo. Have you had much trouble with the Catholic boy-rapers down there south of the border? I hear the place is crawling with 'em due to all the deeply tanned and coconut-oiled boys horse playing on the beach. How do you deal with all of that hot mess?

Also, how old are you? Do Brazilian boys learn survival skills while they are young, like how to suck the milk out of a coconut? Do you play sports?

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I find your username to be a little presumptuous. Hopefully JesOS can fix that.



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dear brother

Why presumptuous ? I accepted the lord 30 years ago, and serve and follow him with persistence, love, and dedication. I think it is presumptuous of yours to criticize me without knowing me and the work i do for the lord. Don't judge, in order not to be judged.

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Why presumptuous ? I accepted the lord 30 years ago, and serve and follow him with persistence, love, and dedication. I think it is presumptuous of yours to criticize me without knowing me and the work i do for the lord. Don't judge, in order not to be judged.

in Christ

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Dear young lady, becoming a True Christian™ is not a choice you make for yourself. I humbly stand aside and let the powers that be judge if you are infact worthy of NAMING YOURSELF something that real "True Christians™" have been grated by God Himself. We don't know you, all we know is that you reside in a place God has reserved for Hell itself.

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Doesn't it make you all warm and fuzzy inside, to think that God has chosen us who believe in Jesus to be saved, while everybody else - including so-called "good" atheists, believers of other faiths, and children of Christian parents who died too young to understand and accept Jesus as their Savior - is condemned to Hell forever?


Indeed, God truly loves those who love Him!


Praise Jesus!

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praise the lord for your thoughtful questions. First of all, i would seriously ask yourself if you are saved, faced the fact that you start with a vocabulary that does not fit a saint in Christ. In fact, there are no " good " atheists. There are even no " good " Christians, since good is only one, the holy, our mighty holy lord, Jesus Christ , and the father. amen. Sorry but it stranges me very much that you say that children go to hell. According to what i believe, children go to heaven. they have no discernment in order to be condemned for their choices and behavior. Sister, might i ask, what is your congregation that teaches such strange doctrins ?
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praise the lord for your thoughtful questions. First of all, i would seriously ask yourself if you are saved, faced the fact that you start with a vocabulary that does not fit a saint in Christ. In fact, there are no " good " atheists. There are even no " good " Christians, since good is only one, the holy, our mighty holy lord, Jesus Christ , and the father. amen. Sorry but it stranges me very much that you say that children go to hell. According to what i believe, children go to heaven. they have no discernment in order to be condemned for their choices and behavior. Sister, might i ask, what is your congregation that teaches such strange doctrins ?

Welp. I tried. Have fun in hell.


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OK, thats put a nail in it. You obviously have no concept of God or His Bible whatsoever. To Hell with you Brazilian SINNER! God speed to HELL with you!

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Dear young lady, becoming a True Christian™ is not a choice you make for yourself. I humbly stand aside and let the powers that be judge if you are infact worthy of NAMING YOURSELF something that real "True Christians™" have been grated by God Himself. We don't know you, all we know is that you reside in a place God has reserved for Hell itself.

Brother BAW


OH, and What Brother Harry said.

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i dare you..... the place i reside is brazil. A wonderful country, with lots of sandy beaches, warm weather, nice people, great opportunities for business etc etc. I am indeed a blessed follower of the lord. Now look about you. You seem to reside in the u.s. Look just at your president, a professional liar, which implemented a system of total control of normal citizens like you. I would hate to live in a place like that. But your country is nontheless blessed , since it is a christian country, where many believe truly in the lord......
But i forgive you. You have probably never been in brazil. Thats normal imho, american citizens usually do not like to travel, they think america is the only place worth to be......
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Dear Youth Minister Harry

i am deeply sorry if i hurt your feelings in any kind or sort. I am here to share with true believers of the lord in harmony and mutual respect. Of course my nick name had by no means the goal to hurt the feelings of the dear followers here at this precious forum. So, peace !!

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Default Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ - 11-21-2015, 03:20 AM

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Brazil is a Hell hole for Transvestites and men and women who practice Beastiality. Every single Brazilian that resides in that stink hole of a trashcan undergoes scientific surgery. You are all made of plastic and smell of fish and beast. I have no time for you. I am working on sending you straight to Hell, if not just for insulting our Good Sister, because you are a Beast lover Woman.

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Default Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ - 11-21-2015, 03:23 AM

Isn't Brazil the country that has a bunch of homo boys and nudists? I'm not very educated on South American countrys.


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Default Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ - 11-21-2015, 03:24 AM

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i dare you..... the place i reside is brazil. A wonderful country, with lots of sandy beaches, warm weather, nice people, great opportunities for business etc etc. I am indeed a blessed follower of the lord. Now look about you. You seem to reside in the u.s. Look just at your president, a professional liar, which implemented a system of total control of normal citizens like you. I would hate to live in a place like that. But your country is nontheless blessed , since it is a christian country, where many believe truly in the lord......
But i forgive you. You have probably never been in brazil. Thats normal imho, american citizens usually do not like to travel, they think america is the only place worth to be......
Hello dear. Brother BAW is actually Australian, so you'll need to rewrite your post to direct it towards whoever governs in Australia (I believe it's the English queen).

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i am deeply sorry if i hurt your feelings in any kind or sort. I am here to share with true believers of the lord in harmony and mutual respect. Of course my nick name had by no means the goal to hurt the feelings of the dear followers here at this precious forum. So, peace !!

Our brother is member of which church ?
I'm not entirely sure what you mean by this question, but we are members of the Landover Baptist Church. (Brother BAW doesn't reside in the US but he tithes a lot).
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Default Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ - 11-21-2015, 03:25 AM

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