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Default Re: I'm probably going to hell - 11-06-2015, 12:02 AM
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Most of the people in Colorado, especially in the Denver/Colorado Springs area, are in a confused state, due primarily to the marijuana smoke that is now clouding the skies. As a result, crime is rampant in the streets and false doctrines have invaded even the Christian churches. Burning the stores selling these noxious products will only make things worse. I advise you to leave the immediate area of the marijuana smoke at your earliest convenience. Then, out in the hinterlands, far from the drug smoke, you can devise a plan to destroy the Devil's people who have taken control of your state.
Pretty much all of the people I had met in Colorado were some way confused. Whether by religion or how to turn the knob on a door....
I moved away over a year ago and trust me... best decision...

As for the marijuana... as long as it stays away from me, I'll let those people deal with their own addiction.

Romans 8:25 - But if we hope for that we see not, [then] do we with patience wait for [it].
Jeremiah 17:7 - Blessed [is] the man that trusteth in the LORD, and whose hope the LORD is.
Psalms 71:14 - But I will hope continually, and will yet praise thee more and more.
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Default Re: I'm probably going to hell - 11-06-2015, 03:13 AM
In Colorado they have decided to illuminate the slavish mentality. That is why they are no longer suppressing the ganja.

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Default Re: I'm probably going to hell - 11-06-2015, 01:15 PM
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God bless you and keep you, Brother. Many people don't realize that Jesus was the first American, long before there was even an America, or anyone else who spoke American.
Even the bible was originally wtitten inAmerican George W. Bush tells us so.

Glory.
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Default Re: I'm probably going to hell - 11-13-2015, 04:55 AM
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Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum!



The answer to your question is much simpler than you suspect:



It really is that simple! Read and obey the Word of God, all of it, without skipping the parts about xenophobia, misogyny, and (obviously) homophobia.



Good choice! Many unsaved trash feel insulted by our tough love, but this verse shows that Jesus used the same approach (calling his listeners "this wicked generation").
are you homophobic...is everyone around here homophobic? this is ridiculous
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Default Re: I'm probably going to hell - 11-13-2015, 05:12 AM
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are you homophobic...is everyone around here homophobic? this is ridiculous
Friend, I doubt there is anyone here who is "homophobic" which would imply a FEAR of homersexurals (a laughable idea in and of itself).



Nope, we are commanded by the Creator of the Universe to (in various Bible verses) either kill sodomites or avoid them or to shun them...that's not MY call, that's the Lord's.

Take it up with Him!



Yours in Christ (NOT HARVEY MILK),

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Bible Re: I'm probably going to hell - 11-13-2015, 05:18 AM
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Dear Sinner,

Phobia means "fear" (from the Grease language: φόβος (phóbos), = "aversion", "fear", "morbid fear"). No-one here morbidly fears homosexuals. We fear GOD and Jesus (Ecclesiastes 12:13). We have worked hard to gain the conditional (John 3:16-18) Love of Jesus and, thus, we accept His nature (Exodus 3:14) and INFORM the World about our observations. We LOVE our homosexual Brethren enough to try to convince them choose heaven over hell. One of these commandments includes the fact that Jesus and God strongly advice against sodomistic behavior. But in their infinite love and sometimes too merciful (Jonah 4:2) nature, they have given us free will, free choice to follow these commandments and guidelines (1 Corinthians 6:9) or choose the alternative.

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

I have no fear of unnatural acts. I fear God!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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