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Default hello - 11-20-2015, 12:38 PM
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Default Re: hello - 11-20-2015, 12:43 PM
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Default Re: hello - 11-20-2015, 12:45 PM
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Messican Re: hello - 11-20-2015, 12:53 PM
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Dear Miss User,

I must admit that I am a bit baffled when it comes to your post. I can assure you that it is perfectly OK to post only in American. The other translations are totally unnecessary and, especially in the case of Basque and Greenlandic, potentially too cumbersome, as well.

As for your posting privileges, you are welcome to post in the Prayer Requests Forum, i.e., you can reply to any post but until we know you better, you cannot start threads of your own.

To know you better, some basic data - your Spiritual affiliation, path to our redeemer, begetting CV, and favorite pericopes in the Good Book - would be a perfect start, don't you think?

1 Thessalonians 4:13
But I would not have you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning them which are asleep, that ye sorrow not, even as others which have no hope.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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This poor child has aspergers. I think he is talking in tongues.

Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Default Re: hello - 11-20-2015, 02:11 PM
Greetings friend. I perceive that you are a foreigner. I am also a foreigner attending the University of Wisconsin which is in the State of Wisconsin in the north of Babylon. Where are you from? I am from Jamaica which is an island.

This is a website of Baptists and they are almost all white people. They have been very kind to me and they are very friendly but they will grow angry if you try to torment them. Many wicked white people come to this site to make rude remarks to these Christians.

I myself am a student and part of my education involves my study of white people. These white people are quite normal for white people and my conversations with them have been illuminating about how white people think. They take the white mans burden very seriously and they have been very helpful to me in my studies.

Are you a student? There are many foreign students in America. What is the nature of your studies?

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I'm pretty sure that Jesus hates you with a passion.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Guns Re: hello - 11-21-2015, 02:29 PM
Ugh, another one of the chinese gook horde. You eliminate one, a hundred fit into those stupid reed shoes.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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