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Default Gabriel - 11-18-2015, 10:42 PM
I'm a guy named Gabriel. I'm 36 years old. I'm a professional writer.

I don't go to church, I am no longer a Christian and my favorite bible verse is Deuteronomy 22:21 because it demonstrates exactly why people shouldn't get their moral guidance from the bible.
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Default Re: Gabriel - 11-18-2015, 10:59 PM
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I'm a guy named Gabriel. I'm 36 years old. I'm a professional writer.

I don't go to church, I am no longer a Christian and my favorite bible verse is Deuteronomy 22:21 because it demonstrates exactly why people shouldn't get their moral guidance from the bible.
Young Mormon woman what is it you want here if you are not a Christian and suggest the Bible is anything but Moral Guidance?

Deuteronomy 22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father’s house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

This is a beautiful verse that inspires Women to see the errors of their ways and realise that their bodies belong to Jesus and that they should let Jesus enter them to save their whorish lives from an eternal burning in Hell.

You say you are a professional writer? I tried reading something you were babbling on about in a previous post but near fell asleep at the end of the first paragraph. So I stopped reading and moved on. I don't think you write very well at all.

Anyway for what it is worth, welcome I suppose.

Brother BAW.

Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Default Re: Gabriel - 11-18-2015, 11:09 PM
Hello Gabriel, and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm glad to see you've given up your Mormon ways. You must have been thrilled the first time you could take off those skanky underpants and bath yourself for real! I'll bet you made some legitimate friends soon after, too, what with all the stink gone.

I'm not particularly interested in writing. I prefer praying, and that doesn't require things like grammar and spelling, which I find distracting and overrated anyway. Although, I suppose it would be fun to wright True Christian™ romance, or adventures such as Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles!

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Gabriel - 11-18-2015, 11:41 PM
Greetings Gabriel. I am studying white people and I am very curious about your statements. I am of the opinion that you were once a member of the Morman religion. These Baptists say that Mormans are not Christians but the Mormans call their church after Jesus Christ. Can you explain that to me? I am not Baptist but I am studying these Baptists to learn more about white people.

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Default Re: Gabriel - 11-18-2015, 11:48 PM
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I'm a guy named Gabriel. I'm 36 years old. I'm a professional writer.

I don't go to church, I am no longer a Christian and my favorite bible verse is Deuteronomy 22:21 because it demonstrates exactly why people shouldn't get their mortal guidance from the bible.
Welcome to God's favorite forums! Why do you believe your favorite KJV Bible verse gives a reason one shouldn't base his moral guidance on the bible? We forum members at landover believe the Bible is true and should be followed throughout our lives every single day. Just because the Bible's holy scriptures aren't on par with the world's standards does not mean they are wrong. Please continue to introduce yourself to God's favorite Christians. ~Hank Whitlock

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I'm a guy named Gabriel. I'm 36 years old. I'm a professional writer.

I don't go to church, I am no longer a Christian and my favorite bible verse is Deuteronomy 22:21 because it demonstrates exactly why people shouldn't get their moral guidance from the bible.
Mr. Gabriel,

Is this some kind of attempt at a sick joke? The Bible is the ONLY source of moral guidance and you are squandering your chance to receive firm, full, and upright instruction regarding its truths. In my time here I have seen many doubters begin to believe! Yes, I have seen countless dozens learn the TRUTH of Christianity by witnessing its fruits right here.

Loving, gentle people with only one purpose - to praise JESUS and to spread the news of His temporary death and resurrection so that sinners - vile, unclean, smelly sinners - might achieve Heaven once He returns. His coming is SOON. You should let our fine Christian pastors help you to become ready for that glorious appearing.

COME, LORD JESUS!
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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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