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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 01:34 AM
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I'm also your forum-friend, so I'll assume you're also asking me out. What time should I pick you up?
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I'm sorry Brother Jeb Yes you are my Friend here on the Forums but i'm not trying to ask you out I'm so sorry if it seems like i was I really want a True Christian Man like Brother Trent he is a Wonderful Person
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 01:51 AM
But the Truth is i really need someone like Brother Trent to discipline and guide me
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 02:14 AM
So we're just 'sorta' friends?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 04:18 AM
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Young Lady I'm not a Friendship Whore I just Love making friends With the People here at Landover Because they are all so Wonderful and Nice But i will Not be sending you a friend Request Because you sure are Rude Are you happy now?
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Actually, to be honest, after reading your posts, I really am happy to know I won't be getting a friendship request from you! I am one lucky girl to escape that fate!
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 04:20 AM
You're crazy. Who would want to be friends with you?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 05:16 AM
HEY HOLD ON A MINUTE!
HANDS OFF MISS APRIL! I saw her first!!!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...17&postcount=4
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 11:13 AM
At times like these I'm glad to be happily married with a Christian wife and 2.5 homeschooled children .
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 12:57 PM
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At times like these I'm glad to be happily married with a Christian wife and 2.5 homeschooled children .
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Good to hear you've got a little soldier in the oven, Brother Bryan! Lord knows, you're not a True Christian™ man until you've sired a quiver full -- And you're on your way. Congratulations.
Oh, and Miss April. It'd be best to keep a watchful eye on Brother Trent. He's been in a war zone, and you know the effect that can have on some men's thinking.
I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 02:17 PM
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You're crazy. Who would want to be friends with you?
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Everyone needs one crazy friend to make the rest of the group look good!
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 02:46 PM
A-HA! TRUE True Christians! Have you noticed that a "Certain someone" has not made another appearance here since I asked why he is no longer in Iraq? Here is our answer, top line, to the Right of his avatar: "Location: Somebody's couch."
And he hardly even looks like a Baptist Man any more with all of that weight he's lost.
Pity-ful. Simply, pity-ful
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 03:24 PM
Miss April, I have been admiring your photo (That I printed for my wallet)since the day I received your friend request. I am saddened to hear you can't seem to settle down with one man.
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 09:16 PM
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Well, that's not the only thing she does. She also butchers the English language, jams several short sentences into one without using punctuation, and calls everyone a troll. I honestly think that girl can't extend a thought beyond a one-liner.
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Lawd hab mercy, somethin me and da Lezbo sista and I agrees upon! Stay way from dat gal unless you wants yo chilrins comin down wif an IQ of a turnip and and empty head where da brain should be.
Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 10:49 PM
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Lawd hab mercy, somethin me and da Lezbo sista and I agrees upon! Stay way from dat gal unless you wants yo chilrins comin down wif an IQ of a turnip and and empty head where da brain should be.
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Sister Vavoline, i can't believe you say that I'm not Stuipd my IQ is not Low its High You have no right to talk that way about me Your the the one who can't talk right even a 5 year old can't understand what your saying. You really need to Learn English
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright
Miss April, I have been admiring your photo (That I printed for my wallet)since the day I received your friend request. I am saddened to hear you can't seem to settle down with one man.
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Aww that's so sweet of you Brother Ezenezer thank you very much. Well its just its really hard because, i'm trying to find the right True Christian man for me i think Wonderful brother heathen is a good match for me
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-27-2009, 04:18 AM
Well Miss April, what are you doing Saturday night?
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-27-2009, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
Well Miss April, what are you doing Saturday night?
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You two can have the honor of being chaperoned by me. I go to bed at eight. We'll wrap things up by seven-thirty at the latest.
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-27-2009, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss April
Sister Vavoline, i can't believe you say that I'm not Stuipd my IQ is not Low its High You have no right to talk that way about me Your the the one who can't talk right even a 5 year old can't understand what your saying. You really need to Learn English
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You nearly earned a serious Infraction for racism there, my girl.
One thing is for certain, we at Landover Baptist Church DO NOT tolerate racism in any way shape or form.
The Negra cannot help the way it speaks.
Oh, I can whole-heartedly recommend dear Brother Hatchet as a Chaperon
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-27-2009, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
You two can have the honor of being chaperoned by me. I go to bed at eight. We'll wrap things up by seven-thirty at the latest.
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Thanks. I already asked Miss April's dad to chaperon. Two chaperons might be fun though
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-27-2009, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
Thanks. I already asked Miss April's dad to chaperon. Two chaperons might be fun though
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That sounds queer. You will simply unask Mister Miss April. Now, you two should arrive at my house at noon on Saturday. We won't leave until six, but I have corns that need filing, and it's an all-day job. You can each take a foot.
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-27-2009, 06:33 PM
Now it done be lookin like dat Miss April be sturin up a heap a mess here. Iz knows hows ta fix dis mess.
Iz a be startin da bidin off at $50 for one hour wit Miss April. Who be gotten da $60?
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