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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
06-30-2008, 12:41 AM
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Mrs. Thyme, I can't get your attachments to work.
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My apologies, Converter; they were working fine before...
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
06-30-2008, 12:44 AM
My apologies, Converter, they were working before:
Appropriate:
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This should do it.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
06-30-2008, 12:48 AM
Oh my.
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06-30-2008, 01:50 AM
A sure fire way to get stoned...
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
06-30-2008, 03:22 AM
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My apologies, Converter, they were working before:
Inappropriate:
Attachment 5518
This should do it.
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She's a depraved jungle bunny.... we can't be surprised.
Worthless, utterly worthless. Still they want a formal wedding. No wonder they are still considered chimps. A proper human would never expect a formal wedding in white while knocked up..... I know nigroes don't know any better but still....I'm offended and disgusted.
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06-30-2008, 03:56 AM
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Mrs. Thyme, I can't get your attachments to work.
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Change the battery.
As for any type of ostentatious costume display, Church is clearly not the place or time.
Bless you, my meek-challenged misinformed,
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
06-30-2008, 04:01 AM
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As for any type of ostentatious costume display, Church is clearly not the place or time.
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I agree wholeheartedly.
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07-18-2008, 07:16 AM
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She's a depraved jungle bunny.... we can't be surprised.
Worthless, utterly worthless. Still they want a formal wedding. No wonder they are still considered chimps. A proper human would never expect a formal wedding in white while knocked up..... I know nigroes don't know any better but still....I'm offended and disgusted.
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Umm...that's a bit extreme...isn't it?
To say the n word and to say that they don't know any better...it's a bit...racist...
Hmm...would black be too extreme for a wedding dress?
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07-18-2008, 07:23 AM
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Umm...that's a bit extreme...isn't it?
To say the n word and to say that they don't know any better...it's a bit...racist...
Hmm...would black be too extreme for a wedding dress?
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Well I would say black is too extreme. Black is something you'd wear to a funeral. I would say Light colors, or bright colors something that screams celebration like bright red, soft pink, light green, maybe light or bright yellow, or baby blue...usually pastels or really bright/loud colors. unless you want to do traditional and go white. =D but black is just too extreme. You'd want to be extremely happy not acting like it's a death sentence
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-18-2008, 07:59 AM
I'm thinking of using the purple one...it's completely made out of condoms...so we'll be safe ^^
then again...there's this one ^^
or one made of baloons ^^
I like this one...it has a cross ^^
this'll be the one I use if I do go with white though.
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07-18-2008, 04:03 PM
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Well I would say black is too extreme. Black is something you'd wear to a funeral. I would say Light colors, or bright colors something that screams celebration like bright red, soft pink, light green, maybe light or bright yellow, or baby blue...usually pastels or really bright/loud colors. unless you want to do traditional and go white. =D but black is just too extreme. You'd want to be extremely happy not acting like it's a death sentence
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In some cultures, white is for funerals. You should wear a dress that you feel festive and attractive in. If you like black, then wear black.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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07-18-2008, 11:18 PM
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In some cultures, white is for funerals. You should wear a dress that you feel festive and attractive in. If you like black, then wear black.
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Who cares about "other cultures?" If they reject Jesus then they're no better than a pile of dog poop.
An obese witch like you offering fashion tips is about the worst idea you've ever had.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-19-2008, 03:05 PM
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http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e83/rose224/final-fantasy-xii-princess-ashe-wed.png[/IMG] this'll be the one I use if I do go with white though.
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All household apliances come in white.
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-19-2008, 04:04 PM
As they should, to reflect their cleanliness.
It's fitting that other cultures don't wear white for weddings. Their brides are not pure, anyway.
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-19-2008, 04:23 PM
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All household apliances come in white.
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They also come in lots of other colors. What's your point?
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07-19-2008, 04:35 PM
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They also come in lots of other colors. What's your point?
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Avocado I think would be left standing at the alter.
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-19-2008, 07:06 PM
Look at these
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-19-2008, 07:09 PM
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Avocado I think would be left standing at the alter.
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Since when do appliances marry?
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07-19-2008, 07:50 PM
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Since when do appliances marry?
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Are stackable washers and dryers living in sin?
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-19-2008, 10:26 PM
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Are stackable washers and dryers living in sin?
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Inanimate objects are not capable of "sin."
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