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Before your hubby gets home from a hard days work check yourself in the mirror and make sure your makeup is fresh and you look as pretty as you did when you were courting. Now that you've bagged him does not give you the right to let yourself go and into a sloppy sow.
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I don't even wear make up
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When he slaps you or corrects you in any way do not make a sound and thank him for it.
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Thank him? I'm not a masochist
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Always give him the biggest and best of the portions of food you are preparing.
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Only if he didn't eat anything else during the day because of job, if not, then he must eat what he needs
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Always remember that your wants and desires will always come last. JESUS and your Hubby are your Universe and you are just in its orbit.
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Oh, and what if I'm sick? Is not important if I'm not feeling well and I need help and care?
If I need it, I think is ok to sleep a Little
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Never complain during... Baby making. .
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I will if he's being to rough, and is called "lovemaking"
I don't like dresses
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Be ready to make him a meal/snack at any time.
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I will cook only when I have too
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Always make sure the MAN is in control of the finances.
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I'm also part of the house, my opinion also counts, I will not be a stranger in my own home
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Remember to always keep your purity, especially in regards to the viewing of his manly organ. I've heard blindfolds come in handy when there is a need to engage in procreation activities.
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Purity comes from the inside, and about blindfolds... that sound a little bondage to me
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Always submit to your man's wishes.
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He's my husband, not my owner nor my boss
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Keep your big mouth shut when he says! You must respect him by being quiet and not saying anything unnecessary
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We must love and respect each other, yes, but if is needed, I'll talk, I'm responsible for what I say, not him
Come on, what is this? Are those tips for a wife or a geisha?