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What's ypur favorite baseball team -
10-09-2006, 10:32 PM
Mine as you can see is the New York Yankees.
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Location: original is Japan but now am student in America here (am go for be engineer)
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Re: What's ypur favorite baseball team -
10-09-2006, 10:36 PM
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Mine as you can see is the New York Yankees.
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interesting (is sarcasm).
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Re: What's ypur favorite baseball team -
10-09-2006, 11:41 PM
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Mine as you can see is the New York Yankees.
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#1) This is God's favorite forum, provided by Jesus Himself in order to Praise His Holy Name, and rebuke degenerate heathens as the Holy Bible commands. It is not a discussion forum for homers who want to idolize drug-crazed nigras who get paid bazillions of dollars to throw balls.
#2) Your "favorite team" is obviously cursed by God, as they are perennial losers.
Any further off topic postings will result in a nuclear strike on your home town in North Korea.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What's ypur favorite baseball team -
10-10-2006, 12:17 AM
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#1) This is God's favorite forum, provided by Jesus Himself in order to Praise His Holy Name, and rebuke degenerate heathens as the Holy Bible commands. It is not a discussion forum for homers who want to idolize drug-crazed nigras who get paid bazillions of dollars to throw balls.
#2) Your "favorite team" is obviously cursed by God, as they are perennial losers.
Any further off topic postings will result in a nuclear strike on your home town in North Korea.
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ahh yes... quite upset they lost. Anyways your angels didn't even make it!We also have Jets season and Isleanders Season. That happens so often at once I get stressed out.
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Re: What's ypur favorite baseball team -
10-10-2006, 12:22 AM
Son, what does baseball have to do with JESUS?
You need to stop playing with, and worrying about your balls so much and get right with Christ.
Have you tithed to GOD'S Favorite Church™ yet?
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Re: What's ypur favorite baseball team -
10-10-2006, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by YankeePride
ahh yes... quite upset they lost. Anyways your angels didn't even make it!We also have Jets season and Isleanders Season. That happens so often at once I get stressed out.
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Pal, as long as you're living this earthly life, you'd better make it Jesus season, or you'll "get stressed out" for all eternity, if you know what I mean.
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Re: What's ypur favorite baseball team -
10-10-2006, 03:02 AM
I thought you guys like sports
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Re: What's ypur favorite baseball team -
10-10-2006, 03:29 AM
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I thought you guys like sports
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We like Jesus, friend. You should stop playing with your buddy's bat and balls and try opening a Bible. Jesus is the answer to every question.
The only sports we participate in his hunting. We hunt witches and gothtards and other satan scum, as Jesus demands.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What's ypur favorite baseball team -
10-10-2006, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by YankeePride
I thought you guys like sports
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Pull the shrink wrap off of your Bible:
1Ti 4:8 For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
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Re: What's ypur favorite baseball team -
10-10-2006, 03:57 PM
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I thought you guys like sports
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We like Jesus, and the bible (kjv1611).
Let's look at some biblical words, shall we.
Brother MSTT already showed you how exercise profiteth little.
Let's look up some others.
BALL
Isaiah 22:18 He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house.
God says he's gonna throw thee like a ball, and then you gonna get your butt kicked. PRAISE JESUS.
WRESTLE
Genesis 32:24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
You see wrestling with the LORD (the other man was God/Jesus, fyi) is a Godly endeavor, until God cheats and dislocates your hip.
BASE
1 Kings 7:37 After this manner he made the ten bases: all of them had one casting, one measure, and one size.
10 bases... how many stolen bases would those speedy negros like Ricky Henderson have if there were 10 bases in baseball?
HOMER
Numbers 11:32 And the people stood up all that day, and all that night, and all the next day, and they gathered the quails: he that gathered least gathered ten homers: and they spread them all abroad for themselves round about the camp.
Unfortunately, it's not a baseball homer, it's a unit of measure.
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Originally Posted by dictionary.com
A unit of capacity used by the ancient Hebrews, equal to 10 ephahs (about 10 bushels) or 10 baths (about 100 gallons). Also called kor.
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See sporting words are used in the bible (kjv1611) just not the way you'd expect. So when people show up here talking about their homers, and their bases and balls, we all think of something different than you do.
Hope this clears up some of your stupidity.
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