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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-01-2014, 10:11 AM
I know that "Christ" is definitely not our Christ.
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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-01-2014, 10:28 AM
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You're not attending a Mary worshipping papist church are you?
No I do not, and I will not question the LORDS reason for making me want to drink this liquid gold.
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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-01-2014, 10:43 AM
I don't know what your "Gold" is but it's flavor must taste like Hell.
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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-01-2014, 11:43 AM
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I know that "Christ" is definitely not our Christ.
Are you suggesting there is one than one God?
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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-01-2014, 09:11 PM
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I want to warn all you young Christians out there about the dangers of the so-called "energy drinks" that are so popular now. As I have long suspected, they are part of a joo plot to get you to worship satan. Exhibit "A":

Oh my Lord-a-Mercy! Why, it looks like Satan's own claw marks!



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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-01-2014, 09:20 PM
I must have missed this the first time around and I can't even count the number of these evil drinks that I have drunken (drinken?) I'm probably doomed.

Isn't there some kind of gov't agency that can ban labels like this? How did they miss this?

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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-05-2014, 05:20 PM
Is EVERYTHING satanic to you guys? Lighten up! energy drinks are fine!
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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-05-2014, 06:28 PM
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Is EVERYTHING satanic to you guys? Lighten up! energy drinks are fine!
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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-08-2014, 09:16 PM
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I must have missed this the first time around and I can't even count the number of these evil drinks that I have drunken (drinken?) I'm probably doomed.

Isn't there some kind of gov't agency that can ban labels like this? How did they miss this?
Drank is the correct form I believe sir.
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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-23-2014, 11:57 AM
Please do not correct a True Christian™ unsaved trash like you and me on this forum should respect True Christians™.
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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-23-2014, 12:42 PM
In Europe there is a super-demonic energy drink called "Euroshopper". From this pic you can see, what is the influence for ordinary children who taste it.


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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-23-2014, 12:58 PM
May God preserve us from such satanic children! Are they from your country? They look suspiciously like the British children from Village of the Damned:


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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-23-2014, 01:04 PM
Yes, They are from Finland. They are ordinary children who have been watching the demonic Moomins from TV and drinking that "Eurotrasher" when this picture was taken.

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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-24-2014, 02:50 AM
Someone slipped me some of this during the church league basketball game last Wednesday and I missed all my free throws.

"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-25-2014, 12:38 AM
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Default Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! - 05-29-2014, 05:35 PM
Yes Satan, the lord of evil, scourge of humanity, has recently decided to create a delicious new kind of caffeinated drink !!! How evil of him!!!!! TBH I looovee rockstar energy drink so if theres a lot of that in hell then count me in. No but on a serious note if the devil Was to exist, why would he create tasty caffeinated soft drinks? On an even more serious note the devil does not exist!

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Yes Satan, the lord of evil, scourge of humanity, has recently decided to create a delicious new kind of caffeinated drink !!! How evil of him!!!!! TBH I looovee rockstar energy drink so if theres a lot of that in hell then count me in. No but on a serious note if the devil Was to exist, why would he create tasty caffeinated soft drinks? On an even more serious note the devil does not exist!
Do you know the harm that caffeine can do to people's health?

Palpitations, high blood pressure, agitation, panic attacks, tachycardia, blurred vision, nausea, insomnia, vomiting, cardia arrhythmia, cardiac arrest, voting Democrat, the list goes on.

Do you know anything about this subject or is this just a knee jerk hate crime against Christians?

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