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Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-12-2017, 01:27 AM
I am a 41 year old mother of 6, and my name is Geraldine. I have been a christian since 1975, and I raise my children in a way that avoids what is trending on tumblr.
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Re: Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-12-2017, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by mom against tumblr
I am a 41 year old mother of 6, and my name is Geraldine. I have been a christian since 1975, and I raise my children in a way that avoids what is trending on tumblr.
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A parent could do worse. Welcome to the forums. Tell us what your favorite Bible Verse is and your favorite homeschool curriculum!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-12-2017, 08:49 PM
I have to wonder, why have you wasted 25 years when you should of been childbearing. I hope you spent that time servicing Jesus.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-12-2017, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by mom against tumblr
I am a 41 year old mother of 6, and my name is Geraldine. I have been a christian since 1975, and I raise my children in a way that avoids what is trending on tumblr.
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Sister Geraldine,
You sound like a very beautiful woman, and you've embraced a worthy cause. Tumblr has many disgusting blogs that are filled with incredibly perverted photographs. If you'd like to have a list of some of them I can send them to you. No Christian should ever view them; that is why I often scour Tumblr's pages through the night so I can write down the ones Christians should avoid. I "follow" them so I have a current list of the most wretched of them.
May God bless this ministry, ma'am. I have added you to my prayer list (a very lengthy list, I might inform you).
In the Name of our Soon-Coming King,
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-12-2017, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mom against tumblr
...41 year old...christian since 1975...
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Not according to Landover. Infant baptism is not recognized here.
While you're making arrangements to correct that grievous oversight, how about the other stuff you've ignored, ie. " what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."?
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Re: Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-14-2017, 03:51 AM
Hello friend, what is Homestuck, and why are you against it?
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Re: Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-16-2017, 04:05 AM
Hey brother harold, your infractions give me chills.. oooh, so scary, eh?
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-16-2017, 04:10 AM
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Hey brother harold, your infractions give me chills.. oooh, so scary, eh?
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-16-2017, 04:15 AM
I'm sooo scared Ezekiel. What will you do? Oooh scaary. Stop crying and trying to make me feel bad like the weak minded autistic sheep you are.
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Re: Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-16-2017, 10:32 AM
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I'm sooo scared Ezekiel. What will you do? Oooh scaary. Stop crying and trying to make me feel bad like the weak minded autistic sheep you are.
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I thought you liberal SJW type losers were against ableism?
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Re: Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-16-2017, 11:10 AM
I guess the demons leaving my rectum is me shitting myself on how much I laughed. You and all your fellow idiots ww so weak and so stupid. Oh my lungs do hurt.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck! -
08-16-2017, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Lolcatzt
I guess the demons leaving my rectum is me shitting myself on how much I laughed. You and all your fellow idiots ww so weak and so stupid. Oh my lungs do hurt.
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Calling people stupid always works better when the statement therein has subject and verb agreement, proper punctuation and so forth.
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