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What's wrong with you people? -
09-24-2017, 02:38 PM
You people are awful! I can't believe some of the things you say on here. I don't even know where to start. My mouth is literally open right now.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-24-2017, 02:50 PM
Welcome to the forum, Gale. Please tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible passage? How did you find Jesus?
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies |
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-24-2017, 03:03 PM
Please tell us how we have misunderstood God's commands as expressed in the King James Bible.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-24-2017, 03:12 PM
Why is your mouth open? Are you catching flies, enjoying the sensation of a York peppermint patty or preparing to engage in an un-nameable sex act?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-24-2017, 03:39 PM
Re: What is wrong with me?
I have trouble sleeping more than four hours, my eyesight is getting worse, arthritis, need Metamucil to keep it regular.
But, I still have all my hair!
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-24-2017, 04:15 PM
What is wrong with me: I need a more powerful lawn mower, I need to improve my Spanglish and the wall I am building is going nowhere so far.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-24-2017, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by GaleHoaring
You people are awful! I can't believe some of the things you say on here. I don't even know where to start. My mouth is literally open right now.
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I am totally guided by the Word of God, in the most Godliest of Books, the 1611 KJV.
There are some papists and atheists who post from time to time. Like you, I have been disconcerted by their presence on this site, but the hope is that they will see the error of their ways, repent, and come to the Kingdom of God.
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58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-24-2017, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by GaleHoaring
You people are awful! I can't believe some of the things you say on here. I don't even know where to start. My mouth is literally open right now.
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Welcome Ms. Whore.
From what I understand, I am not in the least bit surprised you mouth is open gagging at the flippino sailor boys.
We are a simple folk. We do what God tells us. We live as God tells us. If God does not tell us, we do not do anything. No smart person would want to incur His Wrath over a foolish whim. If I am unlucky, I'll have to live on Earth 100 years. Provided I toe the line God has drawn in a box around me, I'll possibly be rewarded by an eternity of Bliss in Heaven and not an eternity of misery in Hell.
While you might not mind being rectally penetrated over and over with the barbed and diseased genitals of Satan, it is not something I particularly want. While the flavor of puss running down your throat may be the only nutrients you get, I'd rather have a nice Cabernet along with a Porterhouse at God's place, assuming I can get a reservation.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-24-2017, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by GaleHoaring
You people are awful! I can't believe some of the things you say on here. I don't even know where to start. My mouth is literally open right now.
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Hello Gale,
A mild welcome to this forum. I hope you understand that ¨You people are awful¨ is not a very nice introduction. I appreciate your literally open mouth but please consider, this is a Christian forum.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-24-2017, 07:46 PM
You ask what's wrong with the LBC yet clearly you have something wrong with you. Quite hypocritical considering in your profile picture we can see ALL of your upper arms. Being out at night in a black dress whoring it up for Satan perhaps? Stay awhile on these forums maam. You could use some guidance so that you may walk the true path as written in the KJV.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-24-2017, 09:40 PM
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You people are awful!
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All we do is follow God's Holy Bible for 100% as commanded to us by James 2:10. So if you say what we say is awful then you say that what God says is awful.
We will go to Heaven for following God's word for 100%. You will burn in Hell for saying that Jesus, who suffered and died for you, is awful. A well deserved punishment if you ask me.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-25-2017, 02:50 AM
I'm afraid our new friend, Gale, has left the building. That's a shame. I had the impression quality posts from True Christians™ would inevitably bring her around to our side.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-25-2017, 09:12 AM
Maybe for the better Johny. This trollop seems to be beyond reproach.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-25-2017, 09:14 AM
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I'm afraid our new friend, Gale, has left the building. That's a shame. I had the impression quality posts from True Christians™ would inevitably bring her around to our side.
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I leave this site only for a moment, and already you men are all over me like a pack of wolves. Do you really miss me that badly?
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-25-2017, 09:19 AM
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All we do is follow God's Holy Bible for 100% as commanded to us by James 2:10. So if you say what we say is awful then you say that what God says is awful.
We will go to Heaven for following God's word for 100%. You will burn in Hell for saying that Jesus, who suffered and died for you, is awful. A well deserved punishment if you ask me.
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What a cantankerous thing to say, a bit too Old Testiment for my tastes. Why are you so cranky about anyway? Maybe you need a little good time to let the pressure out?
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-25-2017, 09:25 AM
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Welcome Ms. Whore.
From what I understand, I am not in the least bit surprised you mouth is open gagging at the flippino sailor boys.
We are a simple folk. We do what God tells us. We live as God tells us. If God does not tell us, we do not do anything. No smart person would want to incur His Wrath over a foolish whim. If I am unlucky, I'll have to live on Earth 100 years. Provided I toe the line God has drawn in a box around me, I'll possibly be rewarded by an eternity of Bliss in Heaven and not an eternity of misery in Hell.
While you might not mind being rectally penetrated over and over with the barbed and diseased genitals of Satan, it is not something I particularly want. While the flavor of puss running down your throat may be the only nutrients you get, I'd rather have a nice Cabernet along with a Porterhouse at God's place, assuming I can get a reservation.
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My name is not Ms. Whore. It's Hoaring. It's an Ancient Irish-Gaelic name.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-25-2017, 09:53 AM
So what you're telling us is you're a pagan/cathylick tart? Pardon my asking, but why did you even bother coming here? With your attitude, it's almost as if you don't want to be Saved.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-25-2017, 11:17 AM
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My name is not Ms. Whore. It's Hoaring. It's an Ancient Irish-Gaelic name.
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Potato, Potatoe, same thing. Now you tell us you are also gay. It is people like you that put a black mark on the white purity of the USA
Your clever 'spelling' is exactly the techniques Satan uses to lure young boys in to becoming infested with homersexualitiness. I hope Trump has people like you on his radar to MAGA.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-25-2017, 11:41 AM
Where did I say I am gay. I do like women too yes, but I am bi. Also, it's a thing called respect to not make fun of people's names.
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Re: What's wrong with you people? -
09-25-2017, 01:46 PM
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What a cantankerous thing to say, a bit too Old Testiment for my tastes.
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James 2:10 is a little bit too Old Testament for you?
Lemme guess: you've never had a Bible in your hands, have you?
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